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    Quote Originally Posted by pilebuck13 View Post
    Rocket make coach with a beard come on lol make it happen
    Ill leave this here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Ill leave this here...



    Good job Mo! What's that white shit all over his beard man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post


    Good job Mo! What's that white shit all over his beard man?
    Trumpjizz for the trumptard
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    nicely done Mo

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    I'm not sure what's stranger, Coochy questioning men about their ability to grow beards, or guys feeling the need to describe their facial features.

    I'm just hoping The Kraken checks in and describes to us if he can grow a full bush.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I'm not sure what's stranger, Coochy questioning men about their ability to grow beards, or guys feeling the need to describe their facial features.

    I'm just hoping The Kraken checks in and describes to us if he can grow a full bush.
    I have yet to figure out why Kraken deals with this trumptard of Coochy

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    Good job mo

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    I've had facial hair back in my single days but the wife won't ever let me do that again... even if I skip shaving just one day she'll make a comment.

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    Why do people care?

    Cant control genes

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I'm not sure what's stranger, Coochy questioning men about their ability to grow beards, or guys feeling the need to describe their facial features.

    I'm just hoping The Kraken checks in and describes to us if he can grow a full bush.
    Dr. Phil avatar

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    Cooch you need to make a vid to silence the haters. Like an old time JJ vid with 7 fuks per sentence average. Those were the sbr golden days boys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I'm not sure what's stranger, Coochy questioning men about their ability to grow beards, or guys feeling the need to describe their facial features.

    I'm just hoping The Kraken checks in and describes to us if he can grow a full bush.
    Giant acting out after having the masculine image of his online crush destroyed

    Its ok giant, there'll be other pretend alpha blonde bimbos you can latch onto...

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    47yo can't grow a beard

    Any of you fukks that have been here a while quit your whining. You know this place is a war zone so either step up or STFU!!!

    And to the men who validated themselves

    Solid work gents...

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    It's not a matter of testosterone, but a matter of hair follicles. You think jews and muslims have beards reaching their chest due to off the charts levels of T? Personally I have a patchy beard. I could grow it for years but some spots simply don't have hair follicles.

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    Full beard here

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    Have done it b4. Can grow a pretty healthy beard/moustache.

    Don't like it, tho. Itchy feeling, and it's a bear to shave it off for a clean-look.

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    Seriously why does that matter because those who cant, cant control it..

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    I'm working on a decent beard. Recently moved and there's good mirrors so looked in and was like dude - you're starting to look like Jim Morrison on a bender, so I shaved it off. It's coming back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
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    Nice grease like the baby blue v neck you rocking you got some style man
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    I can grow a beard and I own a fuking gun.
    As far as I can tell, I'm twice the fuking man that coochie is.

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    Beards get you laid

    Why?

    Make you bad ass

    Coochy bad ass

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    yeah when I didn't have my beard the beer guys started calling me babyface. No thanks. I respect it though, thanks for the signal but I'm not looking to be named baby face by dudes on the reg.

    Keep a nice beard if it suits you.

    It suits me.

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    People with beards that think theyre above those who dont have them are losers!

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    Nope. It's about the suit seaweed. Whatever suits whoever.

    Calm down weeder, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seaweed View Post
    people with beards that think theyre above those who dont have them are losers!
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    Some guys getting shitty and outing themselves as non-growers here...

    Beards a sign of strength and masculinity and a well kept one can be a object of desire to some...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    Some guys getting shitty and outing themselves as non-growers here...

    Beards a sign of strength and masculinity and a well kept one can be a object of desire to some...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post

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    so cooch hit puberty?

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    Quote Originally Posted by yisman View Post
    so cooch hit puberty?
    physically it seems so. Mentally not so much.

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    Wtf is puberty?

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    This isn't the Burt Reynolds generation mate,cant go to the clubs with a beard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Wtf is puberty?
    It's this shit right here Stevey


    Man on his stag party has beard made of PUBIC HAIR glued to his face


    <figure class="inline-image clearfix "> <figcaption> The groom was taped to a wheelchair on his way to his bachelor party </figcaption> </figure> A man has been given the ultimate stag-do makeover by his pals who glued their PUBIC HAIR to his face.
    Brave Mark Longley was gaffer taped to to a wheelchair wearing nothing but incontinence pants, clown shoes and the 'new' beard.

    <figure class="inline-image clearfix portrait">
    <figcaption>Well groomed: Mark was on his way to Bognor Regis on a train </figcaption> </figure> Mark's friends also drew male genitals on the soon-to-be married man's chest as they took him on a stag party to Bognor Regis via a train from their home town of Crawley yesterday.
    A photo of the groom has now gone viral on Facebook and other social networks, after it was originally uploaded by Mark's best man Steve West.

    <figure class="inline-image clearfix portrait">
    <figcaption>After: Pals eventually removed the hair from his face </figcaption> </figure> It has been claimed that the pubic hair of around 40 men was used to make the beard.
    Steve, who organised the prank, posted: "I was honoured and thought it was very nice of him...but also very silly because he's now on his stag do, on a train to Bognor, gaffer taped to a wheelchair, in just a pair of incontinence pants, clown shoes, silly socks, a penis drawn on his chest and lots of strangers writing on him and has many of his friends' pubes glued to his face.

    <figure class="inline-image clearfix portrait">
    <figcaption>Jokers: Mark had to wear the clown shoes and pink shorts </figcaption> </figure> "He's also holding a cabbage that is his best friend for the weekend. If he drops it or puts it down he's going to be doing forfeits. Personally I think he looks like a bit of a plonker."

    <figure class="inline-image clearfix portrait">
    <figcaption>Drink up: The groom had rude words written on his body </figcaption> </figure>

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