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    Quote Originally Posted by Mase of Base View Post
    Cooch still throwing haymakers and landing unrael.

    You ever go to Indo? Prob going to get a late season wave in there in the next couple of months.

    Aussies were favs for the first few mins of the second qtr for the haters also, I had Oz (useless sporting country especially rugby) so was keeping a close eye on it, lost though stuck with ém.

    Cooch I don't think Easts get over 14.5 tonight, three tries? Yeah, nah.



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    Sorry Maser been crazy busy...

    Indo? Yeah bro a couple times now. You going there 4 work?

    And don't let these clowns know that Aussies were still favs in the 2nd quarter. Let them hold onto that dream that a mass burial for the ages took place here

    Two things that we learnt from this thread:

    1. I'm validated fitter and in better shape than 99% of you keyboard warriors and

    2. You clowns also proved your total lack of connections and 'outs' as gamblers. Simply put, most of you proved that you are a bookies wet dream..

    Enjoy Trumptards, you know who you are....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    2. You clowns also proved your total lack of connections and 'outs' as gamblers. Simply put, most of you proved that you are a bookies wet dream..
    We can't all be the head of a international betting syndicate populated by multi millionaires, who are so generous they let you wager a bad line with them for $10,000 when you feel like it.

    Forget about the Ferncourt boys, the positive cash flow money goes through Coochy.


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    I can post a screenshot that I played Australia +8.5 at Bet365 25 minutes after the start of the game thinking they would make a push and make it a close game. I recall this as being roughly halfway into the second quarter which makes sense time-wise as there was very few stops in the first quarter. That Australia was a favorite at that time is complete BS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by juicername View Post
    I can post a screenshot that I played Australia +8.5 at Bet365 25 minutes after the start of the game thinking they would make a push and make it a close game. I recall this as being roughly halfway into the second quarter which makes sense time-wise as there was very few stops in the first quarter. That Australia was a favorite at that time is complete BS.
    Good stuff, Juice man. Simply more FACTS to add yet another nail in the BIGGEST BURIAL IN THE HISTORY OF SBR!!!

    Coochy is a complete clown. His lies in this thread have only confirmed what most of us already knew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by juicername View Post
    I can post a screenshot that I played Australia +8.5 at Bet365 25 minutes after the start of the game thinking they would make a push and make it a close game. I recall this as being roughly halfway into the second quarter which makes sense time-wise as there was very few stops in the first quarter. That Australia was a favorite at that time is complete BS.
    Not my fault you choose to bet through deceptively crappy avenues...

    Those of us that want REAL value on large wagers know better than to play at a affiliated book (or almost all books in general)...

    But please continue on with your stories about the live line you got. I do find it fascinating...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    Not my fault you choose to bet through deceptively crappy avenues...

    Those of us that want REAL value on large wagers know better than to play at a affiliated book (or almost all books in general)...

    But please continue on with your stories about the live line you got. I do find it fascinating...
    So now Cooch admits that the books weren't offering the "magical" line he got halfway thru the 2nd. This special line was only available thru his "positive cash flow" secret agent. Who even lets his clients bet 10k on his secret lines.

    Oh Cooch...promise you'll never change, pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    So now Cooch admits that the books weren't offering the "magical" line he got halfway thru the 2nd. This special line was only available thru his "positive cash flow" secret agent. Who even lets his clients bet 10k on his secret lines.

    Oh Cooch...promise you'll never change, pal
    Where did I say I bet the hedged line at a book?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    Not my fault you choose to bet through deceptively crappy avenues...

    Those of us that want REAL value on large wagers know better than to play at a affiliated book (or almost all books in general)...

    But please continue on with your stories about the live line you got. I do find it fascinating...
    Deceptively crappy avenues? You realize Bet365 is one of the absolute biggest bookies in Europe, and not only that, they pretty much specialize in livebetting with tons on markets on more events than any other sportsbooks. If they had Australia 8.5 points when I played it, you can be damn sure that every other major book had within one point of that line, yet your "Cash Flow Positive Bookie" which now apparently isn't a bookie somehow had a line 8.5 points off everyone else? Sounds to me like I got a great deal then, I got 8.5 points more than if I had played with your millionaire friend who has more positive cash flow than one of the biggest books in the world. Please tell me more ...
    Last edited by juicername; 09-02-16 at 08:27 AM.

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    Holy fukk, keep posting coochy please!

    Every time you post something in here it gets better and better
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    Opie post son of your bets. Do you even have an offshore account? I doubt it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by juicername View Post
    Deceptively crappy avenues? You realize Bet365 is one of the absolute biggest bookies in Europe, and not only that, they pretty much specialize in livebetting with tons on markets on more events than any other sportsbooks. If they had Australia 8.5 points when I played it, you can be damn sure that every other major book had within one point of that line, yet your "Cash Flow Positive Bookie" which now apparently isn't a bookie somehow had a line 8.5 points off everyone else? Sounds to me like I got a great deal then, I got 8.5 points more than if I had played with your millionaire friend who has more positive cash flow than one of the biggest books in the world. Please tell me more ...
    And if you find value at that book then best of luck to you Juicer...

    Some of us are happy to settle at what we think is adequate whilst others may want to ' broaden their horizons' as it were...

    As much as you may sometimes think otherwise please ensure that the concept of individual differences is not lost upon you...

    You'd be a smart man to remember that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Opie post son of your bets. Do you even have an offshore account? I doubt it.
    Yeah he does...

    Its called the kickbacks and commission he receives from suckers here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Jesus Christ that's hilarious!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    Sorry Maser been crazy busy...

    Indo? Yeah bro a couple times now. You going there 4 work?

    And don't let these clowns know that Aussies were still favs in the 2nd quarter. Let them hold onto that dream that a mass burial for the ages took place here

    Two things that we learnt from this thread:

    1. I'm validated fitter and in better shape than 99% of you keyboard warriors and

    2. You clowns also proved your total lack of connections and 'outs' as gamblers. Simply put, most of you proved that you are a bookies wet dream..

    Enjoy Trumptards, you know who you are....
    coocher, I have nothing against you but this is rubbish.

    glad you have confidence though!

    Cheers

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    And if you find value at that book then best of luck to you Juicer...

    Some of us are happy to settle at what we think is adequate whilst others may want to ' broaden their horizons' as it were...

    As much as you may sometimes think otherwise please ensure that the concept of individual differences is not lost upon you...

    You'd be a smart man to remember that...
    You don't make any sense, we're talking spreads here, so one side must have value, even if the lines are 8.5 points off your cash flow positive millionaire who somehow stays in business despite being that much off all the other bookies.

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    And yet that online degree from Stanford has you posting here almost 24/7

    Yeah that degree certainly took you places rusty Trumptard ie 6 decimal places to the left in debt with a certificate for a job market that reached saturation point sometime ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by juicername View Post
    You don't make any sense, we're talking spreads here, so one side must have value, even if the lines are 8.5 points off your cash flow positive millionaire who somehow stays in business despite being that much off all the other bookies.
    Go look up the term 'polish middle'

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    coocher, I have nothing against you but this is rubbish.

    glad you have confidence though!

    Cheers
    I hope it is Peavy.

    I hope it is

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    I've been working for myself since 2002....while you're still being told what to do by the Man.

    I guess my degree is paying much better dividends, than yours.


    Best of luck with managing your 100 head strong kangaroo herd.

























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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    Go look up the term 'polish middle'
    OK, yeah I seem to recall you saying you bet Serb -2.5 so you would have lost if Serb had won by one or two points, the issue is whether your friend had that line when you said he had.

    Every bookie in the world
    Australia +8.5 = ML a big plus number

    Your CFPB
    Serbia -2.5 = ML not that expensive

    If what you're saying is true you could have hammered Serbia ML at your CFPB and Australia ML at any other bookie in the world and surebet for a profit, but instead you settled for a $1200 loss? Weird ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by juicername View Post
    OK, yeah I seem to recall you saying you bet Serb -2.5 so you would have lost if Serb had won by one or two points, the issue is whether your friend had that line when you said he had.

    Every bookie in the world
    Australia +8.5 = ML a big plus number

    Your CFPB
    Serbia -2.5 = ML not that expensive

    If what you're saying is true you could have hammered Serbia ML at your CFPB and Australia ML at any other bookie in the world and surebet for a profit, but instead you settled for a $1200 loss? Weird ...
    guy shouldnt be betting if he middles with australia only down 2-3-4 points. fukkking bullshit he middled then. it was a complete blowout to where he didnt have a chance of hedging.

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    OH FUKK!!

    Just when we thought the burial couldn't get any deeper!!! WOW!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    I've been working for myself since 2002....while you're still being told what to do by the Man.

    I guess my degree is paying much better dividends, than yours.


    Best of luck with managing your 100 head strong kangaroo herd.

























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    Cooch if you need some lessons with PAINT let me know. Don't forget to bring your degree with you so I can check if you qualify to use that thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by juicername View Post
    OK, yeah I seem to recall you saying you bet Serb -2.5 so you would have lost if Serb had won by one or two points, the issue is whether your friend had that line when you said he had.

    Every bookie in the world
    Australia +8.5 = ML a big plus number

    Your CFPB
    Serbia -2.5 = ML not that expensive

    If what you're saying is true you could have hammered Serbia ML at your CFPB and Australia ML at any other bookie in the world and surebet for a profit, but instead you settled for a $1200 loss? Weird ...
    Not that i owe it but if you looked at the 1st post of this thread you'd see it was for Australia ML...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by lonegambler23 View Post
    guy shouldnt be betting if he middles with australia only down 2-3-4 points. fukkking bullshit he middled then. it was a complete blowout to where he didnt have a chance of hedging.
    They were down by just on DD when I gave the nod

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    Not that i owe it but if you looked at the 1st post of this thread you'd see it was for Australia ML...
    Yes, Australia ML as the original bet, then you hedged out with Serbia -2.5, no? Or why did you start blabbering about polish middles?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    They were down by just on DD when I gave the nod
    The only way this is true is if 'give the nod' is Aussie slang for sucking my CFPB's rooster and swallowing the whole thing so he gives me a WAY off market line for WAY bigger limits than any other book in the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    Not my fault you choose to bet through deceptively crappy avenues...

    Those of us that want REAL value on large wagers know better than to play at a affiliated book (or almost all books in general)...

    But please continue on with your stories
    about the live line you got. I do find it fascinating...


    lol cooch such a moron, no wonder kraken has his back

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    A job well done.


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