1. 07-09-16 12:52 PM #1
    jjgold
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    On Second Beer



    Eases the losing

    I AM A LOSER
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  2. 07-09-16 12:55 PM #2
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    Keep your head up champ and grind away those beers.
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  3. 07-09-16 12:55 PM #3
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    Just cracked my first.
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  4. 07-09-16 12:55 PM #4
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    Is this 1st shift,2nd shift or that crackass weekend jj?
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  5. 07-09-16 12:56 PM #5
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    Stop.
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  6. 07-09-16 12:56 PM #6
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    Stop gambling. Gambling is for strong intelligent people. And find a boyfriend already, for the heaven's sake.
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  7. 07-09-16 01:06 PM #7
    jjgold
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    bud light 8 ounce cans

    blue
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  8. 07-09-16 01:11 PM #8
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    JJ you want to drink Double IPA.
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  9. 07-09-16 01:12 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    bud light 8 ounce cans

    blue
    might as well drink an arrowhead 12 ounce bottle...
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  10. 07-09-16 01:12 PM #10
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    JJ you pounding these soccer winners pal?
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  11. 07-09-16 01:14 PM #11
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    Weekend JJ. Started last night. We will have to suffer until Monday. Hang in there boys.
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  12. 07-09-16 01:51 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    bud light 8 ounce cans

    blue
    i guess you can call that beer
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  13. 07-09-16 01:55 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmarinouofm View Post
    i guess you can call that beer
    pisswater
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  14. 07-09-16 01:58 PM #14
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    how much alcohol percent is it 5
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  15. 07-09-16 02:06 PM #15
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    4%

    3rd beer
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  16. 07-09-16 02:50 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    pisswater
    i am a complete asshole when it comes to booze..

    my beer cellar is unreal.. and so is my bar.. I have friends though that destroy me..
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  17. 07-09-16 02:53 PM #17
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    I have only had four or five light beers in my life but thought Bud light was OK when I tried it.

    However, I was born lucky, two hours from the Canadian border.

    No shortage of quality beer here.

    Gold, give yourself a handjob, you will feel better!
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  18. 07-09-16 03:13 PM #18
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    I hear ya jj on number 4 myself. While in bed alone at night I often sing this hymn to myself.


    I'MMA LOSER.

    HEAR ME CRY!!!


    You should try it sometime. That and a couple beers help ease the pain.

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  19. 07-09-16 03:16 PM #19
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    She is 64 years old
    possibly Trump's VP pick.

    would you ?

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  20. 07-09-16 03:28 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    4%

    3rd beer
    8 ounce cans, 3rd beer, so ur still on your 2nd beer 3 hours later..what are you doing man?
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  21. 07-09-16 03:28 PM #21
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    thought this certainly had to be another "____________ AND I'M DRUNK OFF MY ASS THREAD!!!!"

    F'N LIGHTWEIGHT.....

    not until my 8th or 9th beer (within an hour and a half's time) do I feel any effect of alcohol
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  22. 07-09-16 03:32 PM #22
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    jj, here are some good songs for u to listen to:





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  23. 07-09-16 03:38 PM #23
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    wow jj you are out of control

    seek your local AA chapter out
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  24. 07-09-16 04:12 PM #24
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    Beer 4

    Drunk as a funkkin skunk cuddles
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  25. 07-09-16 04:13 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Beer 4

    Drunk as a funkkin skunk cuddles
    call me

    317 line
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  26. 07-09-16 04:21 PM #26
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    Cuddles what is your status right now?

    Back healed??

    Shotgun taken from you???..hey Cuddles post that photo or video where you were showing off your grand daddy's shotgun pointed right at your fukkin head
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  27. 07-09-16 04:38 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Cuddles what is your status right now?

    Back healed??

    Shotgun taken from you???..hey Cuddles post that photo or video where you were showing off your grand daddy's shotgun pointed right at your fukkin head

    Back healed for most part, doctors said probably have lingering pain for the rest of my life. hurts really fukkin bad when i sneeze

    Gonna go shoot guns tomorrow but not pointed at anyone or my head
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  28. 07-09-16 04:40 PM #28
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    cuddles get a video
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  29. 07-09-16 04:43 PM #29
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    Hey, it is Saturday night - go downtown - troll the Plaza - Horseshoe - Ho's will find you!
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  30. 07-09-16 04:43 PM #30
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    You're a winner, pal!
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  31. 07-09-16 04:45 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by BuckyOne View Post
    Hey, it is Saturday night - go downtown - troll the Plaza - Horseshoe - Ho's will find you!
    when did Clifton get a downtown? a plaza? let alone a horeshoe casino?
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  32. 07-09-16 04:52 PM #32
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    Bucky I live in NJ

    Clifton

    No idea what other poster used my handle the last month

    I have not been in Vegas in over 8 months
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  33. 07-09-16 04:57 PM #33
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    #5 just cracked.
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  34. 07-09-16 04:57 PM #34
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    Adults that get drunk on beer creep me out.

    I'm not some frat boy, you just can't throw away glass where I live and far far far too lazy to recycle.

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  35. 07-09-16 04:58 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    bud light 8 ounce cans

    blue
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