1. 07-07-16 11:52 AM #1
    RudyRuetigger
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    OFF Topic: new millionaire idea

    Why hasn't someone invented a new toilet?

    Unless ur dick is like 1inch, you gotta touch the toilet in some fashion while taking a shlt

    also, when peeing standing up, check next public bathroom u go in. piss all over the floor in front

    need it longer and skinnier
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  2. 07-07-16 12:01 PM #2
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    Sign me up as a business partner.

    Although im in the "inch" category
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  3. 07-07-16 12:12 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    need it longer and skinnier
    My balls get wet sometimes when is the larger and rounder model coming Rudy?
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  4. 07-07-16 12:16 PM #4
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    Yeah I'm 6.8 inches deep in there flaccid. Get on it Rudy.
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  5. 07-07-16 12:18 PM #5
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    a shape like a L where the long part of the L is the bottom and small part is the top

    who the fukk need that big of a circle to aim????
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  6. 07-07-16 12:29 PM #6
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    Rudy, you're right. It's not built correctly. You have to move your junk to the side to fit inside the bowl. God forbid you get hard.

    I do like the foreign toilets that give your ass a complimentary wash.
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  7. 07-07-16 12:37 PM #7
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    you gotta be like 125 years old for balls to touch the fukkin toilet water though

    all im saying is...give me some fukkin room.

    thatll cost nothing
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  8. 07-07-16 12:52 PM #8
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    clown shoes

    time for another intervention
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  9. 07-07-16 03:01 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by CWD View Post
    clown shoes

    time for another intervention
    atleast the 1 inchers are checkin in
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  10. 07-07-16 03:04 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    atleast the 1 inchers are checkin in
    Present!
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  11. 07-07-16 03:58 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    atleast the 1 inchers are checkin in

    posting in players talk about ideas for a new toilet ?

    sad part is you really thought it was million dollar idea

    hello shark tank !
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  12. 07-07-16 04:05 PM #12
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    go yard and pull an upper decker. kill 2 birds
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    rudy im your biggest fan
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  14. 07-07-16 04:17 PM #14
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    stan???
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  15. 07-07-16 07:45 PM #15
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    Rudy, how much $$ would a venture-capitalist need to get in on the ground-floor?
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  16. 07-07-16 07:47 PM #16
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    One inch at full extension.

    I'm out.
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  17. 07-07-16 07:51 PM #17
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    Sharp post Rudy.
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  18. 07-07-16 08:51 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    Why hasn't someone invented a new toilet?

    Unless ur dick is like 1inch, you gotta touch the toilet in some fashion while taking a shlt

    also, when peeing standing up, check next public bathroom u go in. piss all over the floor in front

    need it longer and skinnier
    Still trying to figure out how small your toilet seat and/or toilet is?

    Do you have a miniature one?
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  19. 07-08-16 12:40 PM #19
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    seems most understand my post

    question is, do you have 1 I want to invent already???

    chucky... urine at ground level, $100 would get shit taken care of
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  20. 07-08-16 02:51 PM #20
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    The oval toilets are 100x better than the round toilets.
    Round toilets I have to keep my dick down and in, or I usually just grab some toilet paper and put it down in front of my dick so it will just lay along it instead of flapped up against the inside of the toilet
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