dumbass, you should delete that thread about "almost making the mafia", as I've read it. getting guys, probably low level soldiers not even near capo rank, a few coffees and news papers while they laff at your ass is not "almost making" anything.....
bitch, I've drank vodka with the head of the Russian Bratva here in H town, and even banged a few top level guy's wives, (with their drunken permission, of course)..... Hangin' with the leaders at local bars had people shitting bricks in my circles that I was a f'n member of the Bratva here in H town..... (being primarily czech in descent didn't help quell those rumors)......
so go get my coffee, errand boy, we, like those dopes you were hangin' with, will let you be my f'n errand boy for a while too, til we get bored and cap your ass.............