1. 06-01-16 11:23 PM #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Giant, what does your grandma look like?

    Give us stats please.
    These days she looks pretty dead.
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  2. 06-01-16 11:27 PM #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    These days she looks pretty dead.
    You should take me with you next time you go to visit the Filipina.
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  3. 06-01-16 11:28 PM #73
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Most Asian chicks are lousy in bed believe me I've researched the topic and I've watched a lot of online porn and you can tell They are not into it
    this guy gets it so true Corbin
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  4. 06-01-16 11:31 PM #74
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    You should take me with you next time you go to visit the Filipina.
    It's a big house. Plenty of places to bang, and you wouldn't need to worry about my grandpa sneaking up. He's not a spry as he used to be.

    Unfortunately, I'm usually there with other family members, so getting alone time with her is difficult. Plus, I think it would break my grandpa's heart. He's in love with her. I worry about him leaving her all the money.
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  5. 06-01-16 11:34 PM #75
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    It's a big house. Plenty of places to bang, and you wouldn't need to worry about my grandpa sneaking up. He's not a spry as he used to be.

    Unfortunately, I'm usually there with other family members, so getting alone time with her is difficult. Plus, I think it would break my grandpa's heart. He's in love with her. I worry about him leaving her all the money.
    She must have a few female relatives that might be up for it.
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  6. 06-01-16 11:40 PM #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    She must have a few female relatives that might be up for it.
    It's funny you mention that, because her daughters actually take care of him on the weekends.

    I've never met them. Apparently one is decent looking, and one is kind of a troll. I get all the info from gramps. These girls are kind of young though, between like 18-20.
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  7. 06-01-16 11:42 PM #77
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Giant, what does your grandma look like?

    Give us stats please.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    These days she looks pretty dead.
    So IOW, G: no chest to speak of, and *literally* a bony ass... right?

    PASS
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  8. 06-01-16 11:44 PM #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    It's funny you mention that, because her daughters actually take care of him on the weekends.

    I've never met them. Apparently one is decent looking, and one is kind of a troll. I get all the info from gramps. These girls are kind of young though, between like 18-20.
    Oh yeah their still babies,better not eh!
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  9. 06-01-16 11:48 PM #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    So IOW, G: no chest to speak of, and *literally* a bony ass... right?

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    In her heyday, you would have been all over her, Biter.

    These days, probably not so much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    In her heyday, you would have been all over her, Biter.

    These days, probably not so much.
    Was she a size queen that would've been hounding me for constant hookups?

    OR...

    Was she really not into it and preferred the "did we even do it?" feel that a jjgold would provide?

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  11. 06-02-16 12:45 AM #81
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    coach i will try my best to make the list...will give u a 5 star play next week when im at the flamingo
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  12. 06-02-16 02:07 AM #82
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Stackz, I'll put in a good word for you next month.
    Thanks big guy!
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  13. 06-02-16 02:58 AM #83
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    It's a big house. Plenty of places to bang, and you wouldn't need to worry about my grandpa sneaking up. He's not a spry as he used to be.

    Unfortunately, I'm usually there with other family members, so getting alone time with her is difficult. Plus, I think it would break my grandpa's heart. He's in love with her. I worry about him leaving her all the money.
    Giant, stop beating around the bush.

    Yes or No... Can I bang your grandma?

    Or your Sister? (Preferably)
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  14. 06-02-16 07:21 AM #84
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    Daggles leave The Giant's dead grandmother alone.
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  15. 06-02-16 07:27 AM #85
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    ranked me # 30.

    Generous,

    thank you GoldBud, SBR ...
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  16. 06-02-16 07:42 AM #86
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    I love the guys anger here

    I would be ticked too if left off or deserved a higher ranking
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  17. 06-02-16 08:37 AM #87
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    So IOW, G: no chest to speak of, and *literally* a bony ass... right?

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    why do I get the sense that Giant may seriously be considering an exhumation for some sort of half-ass "Weekend at Bernette's" bender with Granny in tow?
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  18. 06-02-16 10:05 AM #88
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    whats DQ? Dairy Queen?
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  19. 06-02-16 10:11 AM #89
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    This fixed a$$ bullchit rankings...
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  20. 06-02-16 10:24 AM #90
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    Shit is rigged
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  21. 06-02-16 10:28 AM #91
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    via GIPHY

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  22. 06-02-16 10:53 AM #92
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    Quote Originally Posted by badgerguy View Post
    Shit is rigged
    Only if you don't grease the right wheels...

    This place is basically the forum version of FIFA and the rankings have about as much integrity as a Trump hairpiece...
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  23. 06-02-16 11:06 AM #93
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    Badger guy comes in after month is over and says where am I

    I will bury this guy
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  24. 06-02-16 03:17 PM #94
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    one thing is quite certain.... the DQ on Seeweed was very warranted..... if he keeps his bath salt antics up with all the idiotic posts, the DQ should turn into a six-month ban, and if the gecko-ish weeder still persists in his conduct after the six-month ban expires, he should then be slapped with a life-time ban.....

    key the haiku....

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  25. 06-02-16 03:57 PM #95
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Giant, stop beating around the bush.

    Yes or No... Can I bang your grandma?

    Or your Sister? (Preferably)
    Be careful you don't get stuck with the troll.
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  26. 06-02-16 04:30 PM #96
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    Ah, daggers... reread carefully.

    The Giant was never dissuading you from making a play @ granny.

    He was just politely informing that you'd need a shovel and some smelling salts in addition to your motel reservations to "make the magic happen."
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  27. 06-02-16 06:02 PM #97
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    thread took a disturbing turn
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  28. 06-02-16 06:03 PM #98
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  29. 06-02-16 06:41 PM #99
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    I apologize for what I said yesterday. Sorry.
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  30. 06-02-16 06:47 PM #100
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    Daggles gonna tear that pussy up
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  31. 06-02-16 07:25 PM #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Daggles gonna tear that pussy up
    I hope to Gaucher.

    Ball is in Giant's court.
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  32. 06-02-16 07:42 PM #102
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    I wouldn't give up just yet on dead granny....

    with the right lingerie, she might fit the bill....




    no doubt a "skull fukkin'" would be on the sexual menu for the evening.....
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  33. 06-02-16 07:49 PM #103
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    this whole skeleton thing is starting to turn me on.....

    (when you've done every damn thing else sexually, you have to find new frontiers.....)

    then again, maybe it's not so far fetched.....

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  34. 06-02-16 07:55 PM #104
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    Exactly, Donker.

    I'm going to see if she will let me suck raw oysters out of her vagina.
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  35. 06-02-16 07:57 PM #105
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    I've often heard the phrase during sex "it feels like your all the way in my stomach".....

    with granny, you could actually SEE how deep you are.....
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