1. 05-25-16 06:40 PM #1
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    Progressive jackoff jackpot pizza guessing games.

    Most fuk'in rediculously promotion ever! Try'in to guess the exact fuk'in score of a basketball game! Just award a fuk'in pizza card to the person who guesses closest without go'in over! Progressive jackpot, what a load of horseshit!

    Are you bastards so cheap you can't give away a fuk'in pizza? What a colossal waste of time. Like anybody is gonna win this dumb shit. Shall I publish the odds of correctly guessing the exact score of an NBA basketball game? They measure somewhere near fuk'in infinity!

    This, along with all of JJ Gold's stupid ass "guess the exact score win 500 pts" threads should go to a fuk'in sub forum called, "Dumb ass contests nobody ever wins"

    It's like you guys aren't even putting a ounce of brains into coming up with promotions that make some fuk'in sense!

    At least LT Profits has a fuk'in clue as to how to properly run a damn contest that someone can actually win!
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  2. 05-25-16 06:42 PM #2
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    Exactly what they want. Or else it'd be too easy. It's free
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  3. 05-25-16 06:48 PM #3
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    Mike that will buy a lot of pizza. I say go for it.
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  4. 05-25-16 06:50 PM #4
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    Everyone loves progressives. I don't bother for a pizza. But for $90 of pizza to put 6 numbers and a few letters on a page. Sign me up.
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  5. 05-25-16 06:55 PM #5
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    How come no contests for guessing hockey scores? Make it so you can guess the exact score at end of each period and final score.
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  6. 05-25-16 06:55 PM #6
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    One of you phaggots will get lucky
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  7. 05-25-16 06:57 PM #7
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    Smokie don't hate appreciate. I know you want that pizza but it's all mine.
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  8. 05-25-16 06:59 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Smokie don't hate appreciate. I know you want that pizza but it's all mine.
    How bout I buy you a 100 dollar pizza card and you give me an hour with your wife
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  9. 05-25-16 07:02 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    How bout I buy you a 100 dollar pizza card and you give me an hour with your wife
    An hour? What are you going to be doing for the rest 59 minutes?
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  10. 05-25-16 07:22 PM #10
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    Smokie that's not a good deal
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  11. 05-25-16 07:24 PM #11
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    Mike, you're voting for Hillary, right?
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  12. 05-25-16 07:27 PM #12
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    I have paid out 1000's of points
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  13. 05-27-16 07:30 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I have paid out 1000's of points

    For a fuk'in exact scrore game? Never pal.
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  14. 05-27-16 07:31 PM #14
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    Jerk'in yer chain guess'in game jackpot If no one hits, can we carry this shit over to the Stanley cup finals?You could do a 3 way like, final score, shots on goals, and penalties. Would probably take a fuk'in miracle to guess that too.

    This progressive pizza jackpot could realistically could keep some lucky fuk in pizzas for the rest of his life!
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  15. 05-27-16 07:32 PM #15
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    After nba do we progress to mlb bases? Will be easier.
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  16. 05-28-16 01:29 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post

    How bout I buy you a 100 dollar pizza card and you give me an hour with your wife
    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post



    An hour? What are you going to be doing for the rest 59 minutes?








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  17. 05-28-16 01:37 PM #17
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    mike are you drunk again ... I want the pizza
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  18. 05-28-16 01:42 PM #18
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    Here you go SBR.

    MLB averages 15 games a night, pick 5 winners outta 15, boom! Pizza card. tie breaker - total runs last pick.
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  19. 05-28-16 01:44 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweethook View Post
    mike are you drunk again ... I want the pizza

    Umm yes and its a holiday weekend brah! good luck in the pizza lottery.
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  20. 05-28-16 01:49 PM #20
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    For all the Veterans and those who made the ultimate sacrifice for our Freedom. Thank You.
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