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    Seaweed
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    I'm At Work Now Delivering Mail on Lunch. Ask Me Anything About Mail

    I know and love mail and have all the behind the scenes stuff to share and I also can answer personal questions about what it's like to deliver mail

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    does it have outlets to plug things like forks into?

    if so

    do

    it

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    Have you ever seen another gecko on your mail route and if so do you try to fight each other?
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    Very interesting work. I have always thought about becoming a mail man but the test is very difficult I heard.

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    How many hustler magazines do u deliver?

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    Do they still have porno mags? I thought the internet put them all out of business.

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    Can I mail you some anthrax?
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    Sellweed can I ship cans/bottles over night?

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    When will my lint roller arrive Saer?

    Canada Post says that there isn't any tracking information available at this time.

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    Do you ever want to throw mail back at people and just say really, you couldn't email this sh*t instead of making me do this today?

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    If you guys are always complaining about being broke then why do deliver 7 days a week versus going down to 5 days a week. Wouldn't that save money?????

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    Was Angelito your gay mail bride? Why he got deported back to Philippines?

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    do you use a pedometer?

    what's the most steps you took in a day?

    have you ever delivered one of these?

    https://sendaball.com/


    ever been bit by a dog?

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    Quote Originally Posted by seaborneq View Post
    If you guys are always complaining about being broke then why do deliver 7 days a week versus going down to 5 days a week. Wouldn't that save money?????
    Last year was the first time in years the PO was in the black... it was due to package growth.. taking away from fedex and ups.

    Not going down to 5... its a union thing.

    Phasing out the old carriers that make a ton of money and new carriers make about 35% less.

    Will be in the black again this year unless Congress forces postage lower.

    enjoy

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    Quote Originally Posted by themike78 View Post
    Very interesting work. I have always thought about becoming a mail man but the test is very difficult I heard.
    Nope.

    But about a third of new carriers make it past their 90 days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
    does it have outlets to plug things like forks into?

    if so

    do

    it
    Yes

    No

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Have you ever seen another gecko on your mail route and if so do you try to fight each other?
    No not yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by actiondan View Post
    How many hustler magazines do u deliver?
    20 a week

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    Quote Originally Posted by themike78 View Post
    Do they still have porno mags? I thought the internet put them all out of business.
    Yes they do but very rare

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    Can I mail you some anthrax?
    nope

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Sellweed can I ship cans/bottles over night?
    Yes man def

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    When will my lint roller arrive Saer?

    Canada Post says that there isn't any tracking information available at this time.
    When did you mail it? Xpresspost or regular?

    Was it fully sealed?

    Always get a track #

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSideBet View Post
    Do you ever want to throw mail back at people and just say really, you couldn't email this sh*t instead of making me do this today?
    Every day but it keeps me in business

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    do you use a pedometer?

    what's the most steps you took in a day?

    have you ever delivered one of these?

    https://sendaball.com/


    ever been bit by a dog?
    No pedometer

    Steps? Wow a lot

    I would say 25,000

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    Weeder do you ever take peoples Netflix DVD's home and watch them first before delivering them?

    That would be +EV

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    Anyone ever answer the door naked?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rkelly110 View Post
    Anyone ever answer the door naked?
    A few times. One time a guy was sitting in his garage listening to portuguese radio what sounded like a soccer game in a lawn chair completely naked and he was screaming. I tried to ignore him but then he got up and started spraying his hose at me until I ran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    A few times. One time a guy was sitting in his garage listening to portuguese radio what sounded like a soccer game in a lawn chair completely naked and he was screaming. I tried to ignore him but then he got up and started spraying his hose at me until I ran
    don't take that personally....

    my wife always grabs the hose when a gecko suddenly appears, particularly if it's wearing a hood.....

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    Can you tell when someone has a letter from a bill collector?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hostile takeover View Post
    Last year was the first time in years the PO was in the black... it was due to package growth.. taking away from fedex and ups.

    Not going down to 5... its a union thing.

    Phasing out the old carriers that make a ton of money and new carriers make about 35% less.

    Will be in the black again this year unless Congress forces postage lower.

    enjoy
    Lost 2 billion dollars last quarter. Do you mean in the black or dead?

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    Why do you always send my mail to next door ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I know and love mail and have all the behind the scenes stuff to share and I also can answer personal questions about what it's like to deliver mail

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    Cool thread. Pretty honest work.

    Must be cool to get some good walking in as part of job. Keeps u in shape.

    I'd do it. Think I might apply.

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    A few questions:

    1) How closely are u monitored? Any loose-time, to grab a catnap?

    2) Any of your best clients give u a nice Xmas bonu$?

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