Ha. When my brain went over the words (on a list of events) quickly and saw it as VagFest, my first instinctive thought was of a convention of hotties for us to pore over. (PC disclaimer: I realize they probably really have these in other parts of the world where it ain't voluntary for the ladies, and I in no way, shape or form condone this)... No, what my brain imagined was something consensual. Women selling their wares. Booths with presentations. The latest industry trends in totally hot chicks. Lot of marketing going on. (but hopefully not viral marketing -- ba-dom-bom, *cymbal crash*... I'm here all week.)