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    Seaweed
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    I Have Been Losing A Lot Lately. What Do I Do?

    Lost lost lost

    Chased and lost

    Lost and lost

    Down and down


    What do you do? I just walked to the movie theatre to buy large buttered popcorn with cheddar on top to calm myself down

    Watching Bewitched but it's not so funny anymore when his tooth whistles

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    Duckshit
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    from this day forward do NOTHING else but FADE me in my Duckshit thread........GARANTEED reversal of fortune.

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    Smoke
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    Give granny a makeover saer

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    Bet jai alai

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    Seaweed
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    Quote Originally Posted by nyplayer33 View Post
    Bet jai alai
    Is that a terrorist?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Give granny a makeover saer
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    quit or bet both sides to one game to break streak

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    Seaweed
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    quit or bet both sides to one game to break streak
    Yo! Smart idea brother.

    👍

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    quit flipping coins for money, learn how to play the stock market...so much better use of money

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    move to vegas

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    i don't belive you weed

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    Post your plays! Don't be selfish.

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    Quit for a week.

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    One full night off, where you dont look at anything sports.

    Wake up the next day early, drink some coffee and refreshed

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    Seaweed, it's not the end of the world. Here is some good advice for people in your situation:



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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    quit or bet both sides to one game to break streak
    i did that one before

    also put $10 on every dog in the NFL one Sunday when my losing streak was 23 games

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post



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    jjgold
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    Seaweed many here think your a jerkoff

    We are getting pressure in the office also

    You pick losers which does not help

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    Leave Sbr.

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    watching Columbo episodes doesnt help anymore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Lost lost lost

    Chased and lost

    Lost and lost

    Down and down


    What do you do?...
    The answer to this question can, in many ways, depend on the nature of your handicapping.

    But in almost all cases these posters offer good advice...

    Quote Originally Posted by GunShard View Post
    Quit for a week.
    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChop View Post
    One full night off, where you dont look at anything sports.

    Wake up the next day early, drink some coffee and refreshed


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    Try looking at it from a different angle. Follow the hot teams in baseball and fade the losers. (duh! Bet the Cubs and Nats, fade the Braves and Padres) You should win 2 out of three on these bets, enough to get you started.

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    manny24
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    smoke 2 joints before looking at odds

    trust me

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    have u blown thru all of your super bowl winnings yet

    if not ur still in good shape

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    find a fat broad and screw the shit out of her. as long as a friend doesn't see than it didn't happen.
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    Start fading Seaweed, worked for me!

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    Take a break and dont post at sbr for at least a month

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Lost lost lost

    Chased and lost

    Lost and lost

    Down and down


    What do you do? I just walked to the movie theatre to buy large buttered popcorn with cheddar on top to calm myself down

    Watching Bewitched but it's not so funny anymore when his tooth whistles
    take time off until the sport you do best with starts back up.... and if this isn't the case and you have been betting the sport you do best with and losing...

    then quit

    forever

    or 6 months

    or however long you last until you crumble and make a fresh deposit thinking you have a guaranteed winner on a +200 play

    good luck
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    If I were you I would just jump in front of a bus...save us all

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    Seaweed put your head in fukkin cement man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    If I were you I would just jump in front of a bus...save us all
    With or without the ski mask?

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    jjgold
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    Seaweed nobody likes you

    I wish I can whip you with milkweeds

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    Seaweed does it to himself,JJ.
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