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    Legit G N R reunion.... or a bad April fools joke.... Fatsyl Rose is back....

    I apologize if this is already around SBR, I half-ass looked for it, as usually it's old news by the time I stumble onto something...

    but, get a load of this.... a true GNR reunion concert was played a few days ago (not just axyl and a bunch of hacks, but slash and the rest of the band as well).... and wow....

    f'n-a axyl.... ie, Fatsyl.... kate hudson was said to have enjoyed it, as did lenny kravitz.... but apparently not as much as axyl has enjoyed eating since the band broke up years ago....

    as for me, I couldn't stop laffin' at the fatass frontman.... watching him try to move like coked-up good-ol-day's axyl was hysterical.....

    welcome to the jungle indeed....


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    my buddyalready called me because they are playing in houston in august

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    That was horrible.

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    lol

    he is washed up

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    true jj, very true...

    and the last time he washed up, a bunch green peace liberals kept shoving him back into the surf, trying to save him

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    Who cares if he is washed up. Nobody can replace axl just like nobody can replace slash

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    Isn't Axl also supposed to be filling in for Brian Johnson for AC/DC's final 10 concert dates?

    I remember when that asshole caused a riot in Montreal back in 1992.

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    And how did that video go from Welcome to the Jungle to some Farmville shit?

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    it's not a true reunion because it doesn't include Izzy who was their best writer or Steven

    let's face it, they were only good for like 5 years ('87-'92) and since then it's been Axl's garbage solo band

    Axl has been a fat slob with a high pitched voice for 20+ years and Slash is obese now too, they're pathetic

    you would have to be a complete douche to buy tickets for one of these cash grab shows

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    He is broke too

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    PLEASE! No mo' '80s muzik!

    No clue why errbody stoked to see GNR? I get extremely pissed off whenever i hear any muzik from the 20th century now. Definitely must update ur playlists boyz & girlz if u r still regularly listening to old shit! Plenty of great nu muzik being released every year

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    I still listen to The Spaghetti Incident every once in awhile. That used to be our home poker night CD.

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    Very uninteresting band with 1 decent release.

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    Lucky enough to see them at their peak at Thomas and Mack, LV.

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    Seen them in Birmingham Alabama about 1988 or so.
    Rained like pouring piss outta a boot , so peeps threw mud on stage , hit him .
    He said fk it , walked off. Damn near rioted and tore the place down .
    He came back but the show was awesome.
    Many brain cells ago

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    All that botox gave him that mongoloid head...Pretty much a mess at best!!!...Flash in the pan...Next Peace

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    Too bad Rose is a giant vagina because that band could have bee a top five all time great.
    Like Led Zep great, Slash is this generations Brian May, or Jimmy Page, that bad was/is loaded with talent, just the front man is a c*ck.

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    Lol at any moron who thinks Guns N Roses was an "uninteresting band."

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    Haven't seen it but he seems bi polar as it gets
    Needs lithium , lots of it .

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    Old bands.... should just retire.

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    Jerkoffs pay to see these losers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    And how did that video go from Welcome to the Jungle to some Farmville shit?
    i saw that too... at first it looked kindof like a babe on the couch, and I was thnkin' we were about to get some homemade porno by accident.... then it quickly shifted to the f'n gay-ass whatever that was, and I lost wood

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Too bad Rose is a giant vagina because that band could have bee a top five all time great.
    Like Led Zep great, Slash is this generations Brian May, or Jimmy Page, that bad was/is loaded with talent, just the front man is a c*ck.
    speaking of giant vaginas.... this shit still makes me laff:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    speaking of giant vaginas.... this shit still makes me laff:

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    i don't know.... i guess it's just that joy and happiness on pikachu's face -- the total glee and excitement the animal (or whatever it is) is exhibiting as children fill up its hole -- shit just cracks me up .... for all the wrong reasons!

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    Stones and Who are touring and you wanna waste your cash on an 80's band?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    He is broke too
    you should be so broke cueball.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Stones and Who are touring and you wanna waste your cash on an 80's band?
    jeezus.... aren't those fukkers in their 80's by now????

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    Quote Originally Posted by megamillionslose View Post
    No clue why errbody stoked to see GNR? I get extremely pissed off whenever i hear any muzik from the 20th century now. Definitely must update ur playlists boyz & girlz if u r still regularly listening to old shit! Plenty of great nu muzik being released every year
    Actually the music today is total garbage. Nobody even plays insruments anymore its all computer generated crap. Music died after the grunge scene in the 90's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    jeezus.... aren't those fukkers in their 80's by now????
    2 to 1 that someone from GNR dies before a rolling Stone dies!!!!

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    guess that excludes Keith Richards, as he's already dead.... I see him every week on "The Walking Dead".....

    guy's walkin around with embalming fluid running through his veins.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    jeezus.... aren't those fukkers in their 80's by now????
    I just read a fun fact the other day, the four current Stones that make up the band are a combined 268 years old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    guess that excludes Keith Richards, as he's already dead.... I see him every week on "The Walking Dead".....

    guy's walkin around with embalming fluid running through his veins.....
    I saw Richards in the East Village in NYC, this was 15 - 20 years ago, his complexion was grey, like battleship grey from all the dope he's taken. Looked awful.

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    I'll tell you what, i give Axl Rose some credit here. When I heard he broke his foot, I thought this reunion tour was over.



    with Angus Young at Coachella


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