Being hispanic and catholic; my uncle has always gave his employees good friday off. So my mom is 71 and thinking today was saturday. (He always said we are a hispanic company until my cuz married a black guy but he is cool). She asked me what i wanted for breakfast? I said just couple egg sandwiches. She asked if I wanted to put spam on them. I said no and then she made her a spam and egg sandwich. I then waited until she had bit into the sandwich and then asked her if she forgot that it was good friday? Needless to say that the dogs got to eat the sandwich after she missed me. I told one of my buddies up in cincinnati and he said it was a dick move but I still think it was funny. Yes in high school I was voted most likely to be assassinated by his friends!