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    am i a dick

    Being hispanic and catholic; my uncle has always gave his employees good friday off. So my mom is 71 and thinking today was saturday. (He always said we are a hispanic company until my cuz married a black guy but he is cool). She asked me what i wanted for breakfast? I said just couple egg sandwiches. She asked if I wanted to put spam on them. I said no and then she made her a spam and egg sandwich. I then waited until she had bit into the sandwich and then asked her if she forgot that it was good friday? Needless to say that the dogs got to eat the sandwich after she missed me. I told one of my buddies up in cincinnati and he said it was a dick move but I still think it was funny. Yes in high school I was voted most likely to be assassinated by his friends!

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    get some sleep, chico

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    we are getting bone in spiral spam for easter

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    We all are in one way or another

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    we are getting bone in spiral spam for easter
    We are getting local organic leg of spam. Can't wait skin
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    Quote Originally Posted by chico2663 View Post
    Being hispanic and catholic; my uncle has always gave his employees good friday off. So my mom is 71 and thinking today was saturday. (He always said we are a hispanic company until my cuz married a black guy but he is cool). She asked me what i wanted for breakfast? I said just couple egg sandwiches. She asked if I wanted to put spam on them. I said no and then she made her a spam and egg sandwich. I then waited until she had bit into the sandwich and then asked her if she forgot that it was good friday? Needless to say that the dogs got to eat the sandwich after she missed me. I told one of my buddies up in cincinnati and he said it was a dick move but I still think it was funny. Yes in high school I was voted most likely to be assassinated by his friends!
    Why was your 71 year old Mother making breakfast for YOU?
    Also, as we get up there in age - people should not find memory loss in the elderly - "funny".

    You might consider an apology to your Mother, in case she has any concerns about her health/memory.

    Peace Bro`, I understand - a mistake. Now make it right, she is your Mother.
    Last edited by PittsburghPlayer; 03-26-16 at 08:15 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    we are getting bone in spiral spam for easter
    Manny can I come over?

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    I always give vegetarian spam to my aunt on holidays.

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    that food will make the dogs sick brotha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Manny can I come over?
    Smokey we will come to you

    always wanted to spend easter sunday in hitsville, USA

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    Smokey we will come to you

    always wanted to spend easter sunday in hitsville, USA
    I will be in Bangor manny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    I will be in Bangor manny
    forgot you were going smelting

    Smokey do you still leave the hide-a-key to your place under the bathtub Mary on the front lawn?

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    forgot you were going smelting

    Smokey do you still leave the hide-a-key to your place under the bathtub Mary on the front lawn?
    Dammit Manny now I have to find a new spot

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    Spam is pretty much dog food anyways. nasty.

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    made dinner for friends last night.. one of them asked me if i was making fish for dinner.. Told them they had me confused for someone else..

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmarinouofm View Post
    made dinner for friends last night.. one of them asked me if i was making fish for dinner.. Told them they had me confused for someone else..
    In going to be in Miami for the month of April

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    In going to be in Miami for the month of April
    where u staying ?

    Need me put you on some guest list around town?

    I am leaving for North Cali for 8 days end of the month.. I go every year and hit up Napa..

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmarinouofm View Post
    where u staying ?

    Need me put you on some guest list around town?

    I am leaving for North Cali for 8 days end of the month.. I go every year and hit up Napa..
    I will PM you

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    Quote Originally Posted by PittsburghPlayer View Post
    Why was your 71 year old Mother making breakfast for YOU?
    Also, as we get up there in age - people should not find memory loss in the elderly - "funny".

    You might consider an apology to your Mother, in case she has any concerns about her health/memory.

    Peace Bro`, I understand - a mistake. Now make it right, she is your Mother.
    because i had a stroke. i had won many 17 stright free trips on my job and have taken her to mexico,hawaii,fla 5x's,baltimore, new york, vegas,calif. puerto rico and before I got sick was taking her to domican republic. The cheapest room was the waldorf in orlando fla at mickey world.My aunt who is in all the oil companies used to gripe that she went more places than her. i still think it is funny.

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    if a human is hungry a human should eat . thats the way god wants it , and that a fact

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    Quote Originally Posted by chico2663 View Post
    because i had a stroke. i had won many 17 stright free trips on my job and have taken her to mexico,hawaii,fla 5x's,baltimore, new york, vegas,calif. puerto rico and before I got sick was taking her to domican republic. The cheapest room was the waldorf in orlando fla at mickey world.My aunt who is in all the oil companies used to gripe that she went more places than her. i still think it is funny.
    Reads like you and your Mother have a good/loving relationship. I will not make any further comments, and I apologize if anything I wrote was "out-of-line".

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweethook View Post
    if a human is hungry a human should eat . thats the way god wants it , and that a fact
    Don't make sh*t up. Fasting occasionally (as witnessed in the Bible) is healthier than eating 3 squares and becoming a fat fuk. No meat on Fridays for me, general fast on Good Friday, and a proper celebration today.

    Also chico: thumbs up for the spam trick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PittsburghPlayer View Post
    Reads like you and your Mother have a good/loving relationship. I will not make any further comments, and I apologize if anything I wrote was "out-of-line".
    thank you

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