1. 02-02-16 10:49 PM #1
    Sledge187
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    State a Troubling Fact About Yourself

    I'll start....I am 38 and only have $2k in my 401k.
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  3. 02-02-16 11:19 PM #3
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  4. 02-02-16 11:20 PM #4
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  5. 02-02-16 11:24 PM #5
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  6. 02-02-16 11:52 PM #6
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    14.9 years have not been laid
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  7. 02-02-16 11:58 PM #7
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  8. 02-03-16 12:26 AM #8
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  9. 02-03-16 12:53 AM #9
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  10. 02-03-16 12:58 AM #10
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  11. 02-03-16 01:05 AM #11
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    I got a vasectomy, but didn't tell my (then) girlfriend because she wanted a baby and was jumping my bones every day. It was great for about 6 months until she finally figured out I couldn't knock her up, so she left. The best 6 months of sex I ever had.
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  12. 02-03-16 02:01 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    I got a vasectomy, but didn't tell my (then) girlfriend because she wanted a baby and was jumping my bones every day. It was great for about 6 months until she finally figured out I couldn't knock her up, so she left. The best 6 months of sex I ever had.
    Best thing the ex-wife ever forced on me.

    Current gf doesn't know and think she is the type to think she can decide if/when 'we' get knocked up too.
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  13. 02-03-16 02:06 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    I got a vasectomy, but didn't tell my (then) girlfriend because she wanted a baby and was jumping my bones every day. It was great for about 6 months until she finally figured out I couldn't knock her up, so she left. The best 6 months of sex I ever had.
    lol nice
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  14. 02-03-16 09:24 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
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    Yes!!
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  15. 02-03-16 09:27 AM #15
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  16. 02-03-16 09:29 AM #16
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  17. 02-03-16 09:39 AM #17
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  18. 02-03-16 10:08 AM #18
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  19. 03-28-16 07:48 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    14.9 years have not been laid
    that's a tough stretch
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  20. 03-28-16 07:53 AM #20
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  21. 03-28-16 07:54 AM #21
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  22. 03-28-16 07:55 AM #22
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    I like this thread
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  23. 03-28-16 08:12 AM #23
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  24. 03-28-16 08:18 AM #24
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  25. 03-28-16 08:23 AM #25
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  26. 03-28-16 08:26 AM #26
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    Broke off 3+ year engagement because she wouldn't stare at dead birds with me.
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  27. 03-28-16 10:19 AM #27
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  28. 03-28-16 10:24 AM #28
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    This thread is depressing
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  29. 03-28-16 10:48 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    This thread is depressing
    Thank you for for hitting on that one from 5 years ago coach. She was a turbobitch and you helped drive us apart. Just wish you'd done it before I spent way too much on an engagement ring for her
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  30. 03-28-16 11:06 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
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    Ditto
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  31. 03-28-16 11:10 AM #31
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