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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Unde, what do ya do in your free time?

    If you say gamble I'll cut your balls off
    Golf during summer and camping. Winter time I do actually watch alot football and basketball with friends. It gets cold here and I don't ski much so I don't spend much time outdoors. We have a house poker game once a week and for alittle while we do a golf league on the indoor range. Other than that I chin wacky with you fuks this time of year.

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    Tough break for you.
    Brass always seems to handle these situations with a velvet hammer.

    But I see that you're getting lots of good advice from the fellas tonight.
    If you have a short-term cushion then take a month to cross 2 or 3 items from your bucket list.


    You're are a very sharp cat and you'll land on your feet with elan.
    Enjoy and prosper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 19th Hole View Post
    Tough break for you.
    Brass always seems to handle these situations with a velvet hammer.

    But I see that you're getting lots of good advice from the fellas tonight.
    If you have a short-term cushion then take a month to cross 2 or 3 items from your bucket list.


    You're are a very sharp cat and you'll land on your feet with elan.
    Enjoy and prosper.
    19th no doubt it's a fluid situation that some feel it's not ok to others not surprised it happened.

    From the responses I'm getting I realize they're determining whether my expected unemployment is long or short term.

    I didn't realize I'd get that diverse a response so quickly.

    I'm happy for the diverse opinions, Makes me thinks, and takes my mind off my lay-off

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    Good for you, that you have a cushion, so that you can take some time.
    Concerning unemployment insurance - it is worth it to apply. I have not been on u. i. in years, but my understanding is that everything is automated... You call - gov`t prints you some cash - and then directly deposited into your account. If you have not applied and intend to, do it now - every day you wait, you can not recover those benefits. It seems everyone on the forum likes you, that has to be a good sign!

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    Sorry to hear pal. Wish you the best.

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    MmaChicka will hire you.

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    Congrats Stealthy. Sounds like this is a good thing for you. Something like this always hurts the pride, but fukk those guys. I probably would hang with none of them outside of a professional setting, but I would hang with you I am sure.

    Go visit friends that moved to a place you've never been. If you don't have any situations like that that interest you, my best friend owns and operates xhostel in Varna, Bulgaria. You would have a fukkin blast, trust me.

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    Stealthy wrap yourself in a black sheet and roll over to the office

    run in with a backpack full of rice krispy treats throw it in your boss office yelling "holla snackbar" the whole time

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    Great time to head out West. I have always loved Arizona .Different things you can see depending on which part you go. You can land in Vegas hang there a bit and then go to Area 51 . Then drive to Lake Havasu and see Oatman and The London Bridge. Or fly into Tucson and see things there and drive to Tombstone. Or drive out to Sedona and see the Pertrified Forest and Grand Canyon. And do not forget Route 66.

    Very good vacation too where you will not spend an arm and a leg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Blame the Mexicans puto..

    Vote drumpf
    lol they would have to get a college degree first dummy. Think before you post but thanks for the comedy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Got no wife, kids, just myself so I don't need to jump into the next offer that hits me.
    Are you presentable?

    I'd look into the hotel industry. You're young, if you look presentable you can get a job as a concierge (lobby gofer, interact with guests). Parley that sh*t into a fantastic lifestyle whilst stabbing beaver. If you take to the work, the advancement is very quick.

    If I could do it all over again (be in my mid-20s w/ no attachments) I'd gun for entry level work (or better yet, a training program) at top 3 or 4 international hotel chains and work my way into something really interesting. Seriously. You work at Four Seasons, you're seeing the great places of the world (business centers and resorts) and making connections. Just take a look at their website - see the locations. That's where you live and if you matter to them, housing etc. is taken care of. Extremely stable work, which is rare these days too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Most conflicts and background checks take close to 3-4 weeks given the speed of clearance. But your point is well taken that unemployment is not worth the bureaucratic headache.
    Just calm down and make the claim you fukkin bitch it's easy and you deserve the money. If you get a job before it'd start great but it's nice to have if you need it.

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    Get out of the East Stealthy it is garbage

    Why stay one place your whole life?

    Laid off now with zero ties is not a big deal either

    Its why never have family

    Come to Vegas I will teach you about life

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Get out of the East Stealthy it is garbage

    Why stay one place your whole life?

    Laid off now with zero ties is not a big deal either

    Its why never have family

    Come to Vegas I will teach you about life
    Set it up Gold. I will drive to Wash, pick this man up to drive to Vegas. With stops along the way to camp-out one night on AutoDonks front yard... and of course Colo to check out their top-grade smoke...
    Not fukking around Gold, I am free with zero kids, temp retired - until the money runs out (about 5 years), and looking for a cool fukker to run the country some with. Maybe leave a body behind in every state. Not necessarily homocide, but spent from being fukked to death. Women ONLY - NO GAY sex.
    Call me Gold, you fukker.
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    sorry to hear burrito

    some other doors might open for you

    keep ya head up pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by PittsburghPlayer View Post
    Set it up Gold. I will drive to Wash, pick this man up to drive to Vegas. With stops along the way to camp-out one night on AutoDonks front yard... and of course Colo to check out their top-grade smoke...
    Not fukking around Gold, I am free with zero kids, temp retired - until the money runs out (about 5 years), and looking for a cool fukker to run the country some with. Maybe leave a body behind in every state. Not necessarily homocide, but spent from being fukked to death. Women ONLY - NO GAY sex.
    Call me Gold, you fukker.
    I never saw you so fired up!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I never saw you so fired up!!!
    Thank you my friend for reminding me... time to "fire-up"

    Fired-up?? You should have seen me in Court Mon GoldBud, (kept composure, but was on a tear) two MA State Troopers standing 3 feet behind me as I described the abuse my brother/family laid on my Mother (denied her medical attention after a stroke. I stopped my "American" way of life to keep Mom home, safe, with me and out of a nursing home). Kicked my brothers ass, who brought a "restraining order" against me after I suggested that I would... for what he did.
    There were NO Troopers standing behind anyone else that stood to address the Court. They know, thanks to my asshole brother, that I don`t fukk around.
    Unless of course - I am fukking around!!

    anyone that wants to suggest my siblings are shit? - fine. My father, an educated, hard-working douche-bag? Fine.
    Please do not disrespect my Mother who was a loving woman that NEVER hurt any of her children in any way. Thank you. and even if some kunt like LiverSpot is inclined to pull down her pants and show us her twat... it will have no effect, no power over me - as I know the truth.

    Now set this road-trip up GoldBar. I am getting bored and you just became my travel agent!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    Stealthy wrap yourself in a black sheet and roll over to the office

    run in with a backpack full of rice krispy treats throw it in your boss office yelling "holla snackbar" the whole time

    post results in this thread skin

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    Pitt guy do you live in Pitt??

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    Pitt come meet me at upmc Presby tomorrow cafeteria 11:30 am

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    Stealthy....I'll hire you today, brother. Need lots of general laborers right now. Can easily keep you going for 6-8 months minimum.

    Big plus for me that you're a Mexican. You'll fit right in. Also, all my Mexicans love me. Always have. I'm very popular with all minorities actually.

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    Stealthy....sorry to hear about this pal. Things will be fine

    Stealthy now you have whole summer to prepare for SBR Fantasy Football League

    Stealthy I text you a month ago on the bat phone...no reply

    Stealthy Matty and I planning Vegas Part 2 for June......come join us

    If all else fails I need cart girls for the course this season. Would you mind wearing a blonde wig?

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    No GoldDust, I am near Syracuse though have lived in Pittsburgh and Minneapolis as an adult as well as other places... Oswego, NY (house on lake when I was a kid - thank you Mom and dad!!)
    Considering selling home here now, though do not know where to re-locate to and not sure what my next career move is... (maybe remain gambler/pot smoker/man that likes and licks pussy if lucky/smart/disciplined!!)
    Have life by the balls, but am having to pull my life back together after watching my Mother suffer the last 4 years of her life for my asshole sister and brother-in-law s need to take my Mom to Italy TEN TIMES - despite my going to their house for the last 4 of the trips to tell them that my Mom was scared and no longer wanted to go...
    who the fukk does that??? I warn them, and then when they call from Italy 2 hours after the plane landed to say Mom is not well, and that they would NOT TAKE HER TO HOSPITAL or DR as they were afraid that Mom needed MORE than TWO WEEKS of care...

    that is some sick shit. sister Masters Degree...brother-in-law PhD college professor...
    me, tractor trailer driver (if I ever go back to work).
    i am shit !

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Pitt come meet me at upmc Presby tomorrow cafeteria 11:30 am
    I am going to be in Pitt SOON. as I just replied to GoldGreenBudz above, I am now near Syr (leaning Gonzaga minus 4-ish at game-time)

    will meet you though...

    I will remember this thread and the invite. Thank you. I am flexible also - we can go get laid, or you have me shot by sniper fire or bullet to back of head. Orgasms, quick death... can`t be beat!!

    still have family in Pgh... will until the end of time...

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    Best of luck stealthy. Things will turn around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Stealthy....I'll hire you today, brother. Need lots of general laborers right now. Can easily keep you going for 6-8 months minimum.
    Big plus for me that you're a Mexican. You'll fit right in. Also, all my Mexicans love me. Always have. I'm very popular with all minorities actually.
    I know your comment was/is directed to Stealth... though If I understand you correctly, there is a high likely - hood that you are a good fukker... and that you treat others with decency. . .

    no better way to honor your parents/god if true. good for you.

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    Many thanks gentlemen.

    Had a few drinks last night and recovering well.

    Feels odd not having to get up early.

    Since I got the time I will respond to any inquiry directed at me, once I get my soon to be fat ass outta bed lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    It's called Hemingways. Just looked at Amex bill. It's literally right off the bridge. Before the airport even.
    damn, forgot about Hemingways!...yeah, there are many joints like that along the Eastern shore right pass the bridge...thankfully, I don't have to cross the bridge to get to it...Mike's Crabhouse is still #1 in our area...Family owned business for 40+ years and still going strong!...

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    Stealth, we have never communicated, that I recall - I do smoke a fair amount of weed so I may have forgotten if we have...

    You seem to be in really good hands here on the forum and to have options. That does not come about by luck! well sometimes it does, but usually it is because of ...

    sign up for unemployment, get your clothes packed and and I will be there next Mon/Tues. We can be in Vegas for weekend.

    ever since talking to Donk, I really want to camp-out on his front lawn... he did not invite me, and that is one of the things that will be challenging... to first of all FIND DonkLand. Secondly, getting out alive!

    or even getting in alive... as a tractor trailer driver that had a brick crash through the passenger side windshield from a "missile" that is how the Pennsylvania State Troopers "wrote-it-up". A got-damn missile!!
    one realizes that running the interstates is dangerous. Even if you are a better driver than 99.9% of the population.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    I don't feel awful, more disappointed I didn't get to walk on my own accord.

    Warnings of cutbacks were rumored for some time. And considering I was most senior in my group and butted heads with management made me a no brainer.

    Gut punch came when they wouldn't let me walk back to my workspace to collect my things and say goodbye to my colleagues without security escorts. I know that a common policy, but still - sucks.

    I'm 26 - not sure if I want to remain a cog in the political machinery of a DC law firm anymore.

    So, other than the obvious (applying for jobs and interviewing) what do you all do to pass your excess downtime??


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    Quote Originally Posted by PittsburghPlayer View Post
    I am going to be in Pitt SOON. as I just replied to GoldGreenBudz above, I am now near Syr (leaning Gonzaga minus 4-ish at game-time)

    will meet you though...

    I will remember this thread and the invite. Thank you. I am flexible also - we can go get laid, or you have me shot by sniper fire or bullet to back of head. Orgasms, quick death... can`t be beat!!

    still have family in Pgh... will until the end of time...


    Sounds good man feel free to let me know when you'll be in town.

    Stealthy you ************ you claim that uc you earned it pal it is not milking not like you sabatoged your job to try to get it on purpose or something.

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    Toronto.

    Where dreams come true.

    Wait maybe thats SBR casino.

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    Burrito, did you find another job yet?

    Have you every thought of maybe doing gay for pay porn?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Sounds good man feel free to let me know when you'll be in town.
    Yes, I will indeed, and thanks again... As things stand, I have plans to visit with my uncle during the month of April (sooner the better) - my thinking one month ago when he and I made plans to have lunch and visit - was that I would also see a baseball game, chase skirts ( I do better out of town, but MOST men that live HERE where I do - do , so I am not alone!! something about fat women, I just can`t, never have and imagine it would be impossible to "eat" one!! -- without throwing up!!),
    drink a few beers, visit Mt Washington and other old familiar places... family home... prob cry a little like I just did.

    about 10 or 12 years ago, Mom and I at PNC watching Pirates (Mom worked at Forbes Field as a teen) I met a sweet-heart named Abby, she was seated in the row in front of us... by the third inning she and I (Abby, not Mom!) were out on the concourse making out, making plans to meet later that evening... she and I were a little shy and could not express ourselves in front of others. Me with my Mom - Abby with her boyfriend! Abby turned out to be quite a lover.

    I have a matter that I need to be present for on the 28th in the city in which I live, and then I am free ...

    I will keep you posted in the Saloon.... in my Colorado "road-trip" thread...

    Stealth, I will get the fukk out of your thread now, thanks for letting me hang-out while I was "smoked-up" once or twice today. Catch up to me if you want to jet west, by automobile!

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    Cracking me up Pitt

    Go fuk yourself stealthy next time if you value your job dont mouth off to management

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