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Dad is probably a closeted homo......
On the more serious point, if bitches and hos wanna bitch about receiving shit like equal pay for the same jobs, they need to get the bad shit that comes with equalizing things between the sexes, as well..... such as harsh prison sentences for fukking children.
Any man who gives a 14 year old child (male or female) the high hard one is going away for a long time, even if he looks like George Clooney and the teenage girl sought him out ("hot for teacher" Van Halen)......
so bitches, don't do the crime on the one hand, and bitch about equal rights on the other. Unless you can do the time like your male counterparts, perhaps refrain from doing the crime... Go to any fukkin bar in town and you can get some dick.... Hell, some losers would bang you even if you told them you had active herpes, were on the rag, and had recent HIV and Zika virus exposure.....
hell, 98 percent of the hardons on sbr would poke this skank
Book her, Danno!!!
Having said all that, where were these f'n teachers when I was growing up. Well, we had one, Ms. Bullock, who was always flirting with the jocks, and you could tell she was a frisky bitch, and with a tight little body. I know she was into kink, as was her husband. We all came to this conclusion based on a little discovery in his vehicle.
He was a high school football and track coach, and one day after track practice we "found" a huge rubber dong in the glove box of his truck. (He used to load half the f'n high school track team into the back of his piece of shit truck and give us a ride from our newly built high school to the now-middle school, where the football stadium and track were still located). He'd be trying to multi-task the entire track practice on his own, and would break us down into groups like "hurdlers", pole vaulters, long distance, discuss, shot,l etc. and let us more or less do whatever the fuk we wanted, unsupervised while he was attending to the other groups. Whoever finished up first with whatever dumb shit he gave them to do would usually get his keys, unlock his truck, and wait there til everyone was finished with practice so we could head back over to the high school.
One day, me and some other dickweeds that only ran long distance and threw the discus we were waiting on Coach Dong to finish up with the hurdlers. As we were rummaging through the vehicle out of boredom, we found the usually unlocked glove box to be locked. So, we of course had to jimmy the fukkin' thing open to see what the fuk he was hiding in there..... Talk about laughing our asses off.
But unfortunately, this discovery of his/his wife's sex toy didn't prove to be all fun and games. In jimmying the glove box open, we flat-out busted the latch, so it wouldn't stay shut and the glove box was hanging open. Any one looking into the cab could immediately see the big rubber kahk. Usually track team members argued about who was entitled to ride "shot gun" with the coach, for if you did you didn't have to ride in the f'n bed of the truck and look like a f'n idiot on the short ride over to the middle school.
On this particular day, no one was waiting in the "shotgun" position -- we were all sitting like statues in the back of his piece of shit. One of the hurdlers runs and jumps into the passenger's seat to claim the coveted seat, looks down, and immediately jumps back out based on what he saw. Coach Dong blows a gasket, demanding to know who busted open his glove box. With no good answer readily available, we went with my suggestion (made in the five mins we had between busting the thing and the hurdlers finishing up whatever the fuk they were doing). That suggestion was that we found it that way, and some local mescins must have broke into the truck, saw the f'n dong, and hit the trail.
The coach pointed out that he had just given us the keys 15 mins earlier, and as there was no sign of "forced entry," there was no way mescins could have done it. Already thinking like a lawyer, I said they probably gained access to the vehicle while we were all working out, and he must have forgot to lock the vehicle as we had found it unlocked (complete bullshit, of course). He challenged my scenario, saying he was certain he had locked the truck after we arrived.
I almost got expelled and kicked out of athletics for what I said next, which was something along the lines of:
"I'm sure if my wife was using a dong that big on the way to and from school each day (reasoning that one only keeps a dong in the glove box so that it can be used during travel), I'm sure I wouldn't be able to think about much else either, and would probably be absent-minded and not able to remember whether I locked the door to my truck...."
of course, by 9 am the next day every student in school new of the discovery, and was trying to put together a theory as to whether it was her dong, his dong, their dong, etc......
One alarming side note to the discovery is that it may have had a negative effect on the development of (or lack thereof, I should more accurately say), my sexual maturity and boundaries. As Coach Dong and his wife rode to school together each day, almost immediately after our discovery visions of her jamming that rubber donger as far up her once-tight little holes as she could on the ride to work each day -- while her husband watched and drove one-handed -- began to fill my head. I must have rubbed at least a couple hundred out thinking about fukkin' that kinky bitch in all kinds of places, in all kinds of locations....
For example, I thought about fukkin' her in the bed of the truck, on its hood, both seats, the crew seat area, on the track, at the shot and discuss pits, in the stands, back at the high school, on the auditorium stage, in the principal's office, in her class room, in front of her husband, in front of the whole f'n school, etc etc etc
Nevertheless, the incident gave he and his wife their new nicknames; nicknames they probably still have today, given that shit like derogatory teacher nicknames and stories of packing huge dongs in your vehicle are generally passed down year to year to the new incoming students.
Yep, Good ol "Coach Dong." And his hot ass little tight-bodied brunette wife, "Ms. Dong" aka "Kink"........ I definitely would have banged the shit out of her.....