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    The Kraken
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    Anyone know how to make your ROOSTER Bigger????

    Several studies have demonstrated that women prefer a man with a big penis

    I want to live like AutoDonk

    I used to think I was above average as I've had plenty of compliments, but after reading one of AutoDonks threads, it sounds like I'm the smallest guy here

    Do I just tug on it a lot? A penis pump? A ring? Pills? Penile Implants?

    What's the best thing guys, I want to be like 9 or 10", and a coke can

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    The Kraken
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    If I can't get to 10" length with coke can girth, i would settle for growing to 5" length and 3" girth

    Right now it looks like a thumb

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    ACoochy
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    Haha

    Can actually get surgery to lengthen your shaft about 1.5" if that's your kind of thing...

    Don't think it helps with girth though....

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    hung like a light switch

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    Dirty Sanchez
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    I don't have that issue

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    manny24
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    no clue half a pack of rolaids and pencil thin here
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    daneblazer
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    Doesn't really come in handy unless you're banging Rebecca Lobo or Gabrielle Reece. Most of the time it's a waste, unless you want to flaunt it around the gym locker room when you're 70 years old.

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    manny24
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    Dane onre of the lucky ones

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    Mr KLC
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    Been married for 25 years and the wife still yells "Oh my God!" Not too concerned here.

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    Smoke
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    Just slip on an extension in the dark

    She will never know

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    pavyracer
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    Have you tried jelqing?

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    jjgold
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    Like Coochy said surgery best thing

    I have tried extensions but they are not secure enough and will fall off

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    Russian Rocket
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    Coach you've tried hair extensions on your rooster to make it look bigger?
    I gotta say that's a very creative way to address this problem

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    Work on that thigh gap, smaller legs = bigger rooster
    It's all about the illusion

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    Smoke
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    Quote Originally Posted by toddsclowns View Post
    Work on that thigh gap, smaller legs = bigger rooster
    It's all about the illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by smoke View Post
    smoke

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    Catter

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    opie1988
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    I'm actually looking into rooster reduction surgery.

    Carrying this white mamba around gots my back hurting like a motherfukker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Like Coochy said surgery best thing

    I have tried extensions but they are not secure enough and will fall off
    Inside them?

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    You can get a rooster transplant now. They take it off a corpse and put it on you.

    Theres a thread in the saloon that talks about this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    You can get a rooster transplant now. They take it off a corpse and put it on you.

    Theres a thread in the saloon that talks about this.
    Dont do it daggles

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    Size of current rooster? Asking for a friend

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    Move to Japan

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    Results are great, just look at my rooster

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Coach you've tried hair extensions on your rooster to make it look bigger?
    I gotta say that's a very creative way to address this problem
    Yes I bought rooster tips ..so basically I would cover my tip with a manufactured one that was 4 inches longer

    Sasha basically putting a pipe over an existing won with an exact looking tip..so its a built in condom also

    Now it only works if erect and once you go soft the tip falls off..no glue..etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ra77er View Post
    Move to Japan
    Hey man thanks for ignoring my private message. Ass hole

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Like Coochy said surgery best thing

    I have tried extensions but they are not secure enough and will fall off
    He said "Penis" not hair

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    Anecdotal evidence suggests that the more you talk about your dong on a chiity forum filled with men, the larger it grows.

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    Ra77er
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    Flipper Im confused by your taktics.
    Flipper I am the magic man.
    Flipper you are el diablo.


    I haven't gone anywhere man, losing money to Winstar in OK and spending lots of time reading on some little league stuff to help my nephew out this year

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    Shave your pubes, lose some weight, date an Asian. Don't go too deep or it sounds like a boot stuck in mud

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    FlipsideRM
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ra77er View Post
    Flipper Im confused by your taktics.
    Flipper I am the magic man.
    Flipper you are el diablo.


    I haven't gone anywhere man, losing money to Winstar in OK and spending lots of time reading on some little league stuff to help my nephew out this year
    Just checking up on you brother! Good to hear

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I'm actually looking into rooster reduction surgery.
    My new tinder intro, thanks. I'll tip you every time I get laid.

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    They could are less about size of your penis. you put your tongue in there and she is your forever

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