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    megamillionslose
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    Add insult to injury! SCAM Newton's girl nuthin' but a THOT!

    Black Superman should've been able to do way better than this! http://mediatakeout.com/?p=295869 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Thot

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    eidolon
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    First picture she looks hot; the second picture looks like she is a banged up escort.

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    El Nino
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    He put a ring on that beast

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    Holy cow!!

    What a loser

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    banged up, as someone put it, is being rather kind....

    this ghetto ho is well past the "banged up" stage......

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    b1slickguy
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    He put a ring on that beast
    after seeing that bottom picture.
    Thanks, Mega.
    I just clicked the second link and learned what an alabama hot pocket is.

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    He had a hotter girl at auburn, but had to downgrade after taking a paycut in the NFL

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    Lots of miles on that broad. Better hope that the warranty is still good

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    Someone please buy Scam Newton a pair of prescription glasses

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    my wife just told me, as I was laffing about the AHP....

    "definitely tell them AHP's are off limits on Valentine's weekend--OR any of the other 51 weekends of the year!!!"

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    Train wreck she looks like she's been stressed out for a long long time

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    I hope he planning for the eventual divorce now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post

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    Did he buy her a KIA?

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    Holy Fukk in his shoes hard to find a non gold digging whore that would be good wife material. That is definitely not it!! And a former dancer to boot lol. Cam those are the bitches you bang on the side not marry.

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    When I click the link, I can only see one pic of her?? In the red heels with the black thong on.

    How can I see the rest?? Fukk am I doing wrong???

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    who puts a ring on a stripper from DC ?

    Couldn't he afford a good stripper from like Tampa or Miami ?

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    Kermit
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    I don't think she looks that bad(then again, they all look good when you doll them up), but a million dollar athlete marrying a stripper? Hazel is also not a very flattering alternate name.


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    that last photo even managed to get this guy aroused.....


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    Kermit
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    Quote Originally Posted by kmarinouofm View Post
    who puts a ring on a stripper from DC ?

    Couldn't he afford a good stripper from like Tampa or Miami ?
    Not only that, but she also came with baggage.

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    I think he knocked her up them wifed her

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    Cam is that guy you see on any given Sunday. Loses the Superbowl and drives off in a Kia.

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    These black football players never learn.

    Get married three times, get divorced three times, get fleeced.

    Have 6 kids with 5 different women. Get fleeced.

    End up broke two years after making millions of dollars.
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    I wonder what his priest father had to say on marrying a stripper. Would make for an awkward moment at church.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronald View Post
    These black football players never learn.

    Get married three times, get divorced three times, get fleeced.

    Have 6 kids with 5 different women. Get fleeced.

    End up broke two years after making millions of dollars.
    You can't unlearn a time preference that high.

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    black strippers non how to flock! I have no problem with cam not wanting to talk. Hell the gov. of michigan doesn't want to talk and no one ever said shit!

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