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    What Are You Giving Up For Lent??

    I am giving up alcohol and cookies

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    Not a fukn' thing. Fairy tales are for children.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    What Are You Giving Up For Lent??
    I guess I can stop slapping your face with my shaft for awhile

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    I'm giving up God

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    I'm giving up rolling my eyes when I run across another superstitious person that believes in an imaginary invisible man in the sky.

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    The only good thing about Lent is getting fish every week at the local church.

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    Russian Rocket
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    Same fkng thread posted by another poster across the street from earlier today...Great job SKI MASK!


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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    sex
    Toniest you gave that up 5 years ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Toniest you gave that up 5 years ago
    Smokiest Noooooooooo

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    figs

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    MacGyver reruns, tranny porn, and Honeynut Cheerios.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    MacGyver reruns, tranny porn, and Honeynut Cheerios.
    How dare you mention MacGyver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    How dare you mention MacGyver.
    Friend of yours?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Friend of yours?
    One of my all time favorite shows

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    Losing.

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    The Giant made me post in here.

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    Meat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Same fkng thread posted by another poster across the street from earlier today...Great job SKI MASK!

    Seaweed, stop stealing threads from across the street.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Seaweed, stop stealing threads from across the street.
    I'm not sure who this sewaed name is, but she is not making a name for hershelf her. reddit and ripping from Sam? I am really confused

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeggieDog View Post
    I'm giving up rolling my eyes when I run across another superstitious person that believes in an imaginary invisible man in the sky.

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    Seaweed threads. See you in 40 days jerkoff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    figs
    you spelled it wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Seaweed threads. See you in 40 days jerkoff.

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    There is no such thing as lent in the Bible
    The lying catholics made it up
    For by Grace are you saved by faith not of works Eph 2:8
    Colossians 2;16
    Let no man therefore judge you in meat, or in drink, or in respect of an holyday, or of the new moon, or of the sabbath days:

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    [
    Let no man therefore judge you in meat, or in drink, or in respect of an holyday, or of the new moon, or of the sabbath days:[/quote]

    Holy hell...I'm going to hell

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    Quote Originally Posted by xdodger19 View Post
    There is no such thing as lent in the Bible
    The lying catholics made it up
    For by Grace are you saved by faith not of works Eph 2:8
    Colossians 2;16
    Let no man therefore judge you in meat, or in drink, or in respect of an holyday, or of the new moon, or of the sabbath days:

    James 2:17 reminds us that "faith of itself, if it does not have work, is dead." In verse 24 James says, "See how a person is justified by works and not by faith alone." And later: "For just as a body without a spirit is dead, so also faith without works is dead" (2:26).

    For [God] will render to every man according to his works: to those who by patience in well-doing seek for glory and honor and immortality, he will give eternal life...


    Catholics believe in salvation by grace alone, yet grace must not be resisted, either before justification (by remaining in unbelief) or after (by engaging in serious sin). Read carefully 1 Corinthians 6, Galatians 5, and Ephesians 5.

    Second, the Bible nowhere uses the expressions "justification by faith alone" or "salvation by faith alone." The first was directly the invention of Luther; the second his by implication. Luther inserted "alone" into the German translation of Romans 3:28 to give credence to his new doctrine.

    Although we cannot earn God's unmerited favor by our good works, we can reject his love by our sins (that is, by our evil works) and thereby lose the eternal life he freely offers us in Christ.
    Last edited by Seaweed; 02-10-16 at 09:41 PM.

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    Religious people like Seaweed should give up sex with boys, not stupid cookies.

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