1. 01-21-16 07:46 AM #1
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    SBR Bash Baby!! Men I'm a Father!!

    So I received a strange phone call at 4am from a blocked number. Yes men, a miracle occured at last years bash. I am now the proud father of a 3 month old! SBR - Where dreams do come true
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  2. 01-21-16 07:47 AM #2
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    Give him a bad beat!
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  3. 01-21-16 07:48 AM #3
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    hopefully this is just a bad joke.

    if not...congrats...i guess.
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  4. 01-21-16 08:00 AM #4
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  5. 01-21-16 08:06 AM #5
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    Stealthy / Matty everything is going to be ok

    This was a Super Bowl miracle
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  6. 01-21-16 08:13 AM #6
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    Congrats OP...

    Its only something those that have experienced it can truly understand...
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  7. 01-21-16 08:15 AM #7
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  8. 01-21-16 08:20 AM #8
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    I do know ELk pounded some chick last year at bash and now in all sorts of trouble at home

    Now this guy???

    Men this is real strange thread
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  9. 01-21-16 08:26 AM #9
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    Philly....I think we need much more details here for a true understanding. I'm sure the girl is sincere....but to protect your interests, I booked you on the next Maury Povich who's the father show.
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  10. 01-21-16 08:33 AM #10
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    That chick looks like a dude with a wig...but hey, to each his own

    Congrats USCPHILLYGUY!!!
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  11. 01-21-16 08:34 AM #11
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    What is the name?
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  12. 01-21-16 08:35 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    That chick looks like a dude with a wig...but hey, to each his own

    Congrats USCPHILLYGUY!!!
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  13. 01-21-16 08:35 AM #13
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    Always a good sign when she is blocking her number to call and tell you. Seems legit.
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  14. 01-21-16 08:43 AM #14
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    Congrats Phillyguy, Get her posting here
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  15. 01-21-16 08:47 AM #15
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    Grats Philly always a pleasure to play cards with you. Happy for you and yours!
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  16. 01-21-16 08:50 AM #16
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    Congrats, Philly. Salud.
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  17. 01-21-16 09:11 AM #17
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    Guys please do not send points.

    Any baby formula or diapers are greatly needed.

    Sbr maybe a gift card at babies are us ?
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  18. 01-21-16 09:16 AM #18
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    lol

    Good comedy here
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  19. 01-21-16 09:24 AM #19
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    when did you turn into Seaweed?

    I expect more from you than these attention whore threads, philly
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  20. 01-21-16 09:34 AM #20
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    wwaves also got a call from his "hookup" in the DR; she was wondering if he'd conceived a baby turd after she railed him in the ass all night with a strapon she'd previously used on some bi-babe's vag that some other degernerate had filled with semen, and then on Small b, without having cleaned off the jizz from the prior encounter..............
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    wwaves also got a call from his "hookup" in the DR; she was wondering if he'd conceived a baby turd after she railed him in the ass all night with a strapon she'd previously used on some bi-babe's vag that some other degernerate had filled with semen, and then on Small b, without having cleaned off the jizz from the prior encounter..............
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  22. 01-21-16 10:08 AM #22
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    The baby in that pic turned 5yo three weeks ago.

    http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/alle...f_2011_is.html
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  23. 01-21-16 10:10 AM #23
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    You sure about that. That guy in the picture with the baby looks like her dad.
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  24. 01-21-16 10:19 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    You sure about that. That guy in the picture with the baby looks like her dad.
    Philly might be trying to tell us something...
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  25. 01-21-16 10:21 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    You sure about that. That guy in the picture with the baby looks like her dad.
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  26. 01-21-16 10:22 AM #26
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    he's telling us he's right there with Small b as being the two dumbest f'n johns in the history of prostitution...... one's that give street whores their contact information.....

    As my nephew once told me, there's probably a whole pack of half-breed mescin kids running around in the streets of Neuvo Laredo with my deep ass voice and hairy arms, asking their moms "what the fuk?????"
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  27. 01-21-16 10:48 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    The baby in that pic turned 5yo three weeks ago.

    http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/alle...f_2011_is.html
    The government needs to turn over some of our toughest cases to the SBR forum. Some of these guys could crack them within a day. Nice work opti.

    Philly, I guess I can cancel your Maury Povich appearance.
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  28. 01-21-16 10:50 AM #28
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    Can't believe she lied to me. She said I was special.

    great work men. Saved me a lifetime of heartache.
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  29. 01-21-16 10:58 AM #29
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    We've all had our scares.




    Just in case you need this Philly, next time this is what you do.
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  30. 01-21-16 10:58 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    waves also got a call from his "hookup" in the DR
    Correct, she contacts me all the time. Just saying how much she misses my gringo cokk & wants me to move in with her. Apparently those SBR condoms are quite effective, never received pregnancy news.

    Reconciled with my ex, who noticed this Dominican chick contacting me often. Told the ex I'll take her to D.R. for nice vacation, if she agrees to threesome.
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  31. 01-21-16 11:00 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    wwaves also got a call from his "hookup" in the DR; she was wondering if he'd conceived a baby turd after she railed him in the ass all night with a strapon she'd previously used on some bi-babe's vag that some other degernerate had filled with semen, and then on Small b, without having cleaned off the jizz from the prior encounter..............
    some pretty original stuff there donker.
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  32. 01-21-16 11:03 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post

    Reconciled with my ex, who noticed this Dominican chick contacting me often. Told the ex I'll take her to D.R. for nice vacation, if she agrees to threesome.
    Asking your ex-wife to have a threesome with a dirty ass prostitute from D.R....So she can eat all that nasty shit out of her snatch.

    Way to go "small b"!!!
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  33. 01-21-16 11:06 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    Correct, she contacts me all the time. Just saying how much she misses my gringo cokk & wants me to move in with her. Apparently those SBR condoms are quite effective, never received pregnancy news.

    Reconciled with my ex, who noticed this Dominican chick contacting me often. Told the ex I'll take her to D.R. for nice vacation, if she agrees to threesome.
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  34. 01-21-16 11:19 AM #34
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    Baby costs about $250,000
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  35. 01-21-16 12:03 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Baby costs about $250,000
    Isn't that just for a good college nowadays?
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