1. #1
    Seaweed
    Update your status
    Seaweed's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-19-12
    Posts: 26,287
    Betpoints: 6952

    If the Powerball Winner of 1.3 Billion Gives Every American 4.4 Million Poverty Ends

    But no because people are greedy

    Do the right thing and help out

  2. #2
    existential
    existential's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 07-21-14
    Posts: 2,963
    Betpoints: 168545

    that'd be pretty cool actually

  3. #3
    mynameismud
    mynameismud's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-13-12
    Posts: 5,461
    Betpoints: 8427

    It's more like $4 per person.

  4. #4
    blackHIPPY
    THESE NIGGAS PLANKTON
    blackHIPPY's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 10-01-14
    Posts: 3,867
    Betpoints: 1610

    Check your maths

  5. #5
    Seaweed
    Update your status
    Seaweed's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-19-12
    Posts: 26,287
    Betpoints: 6952

    1.3 divided by 300 million is 4.4 mill

  6. #6
    mynameismud
    mynameismud's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-13-12
    Posts: 5,461
    Betpoints: 8427

    300,000,000 x $4 = 1.2 billion

  7. #7
    jjgold
    jjgold's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-20-05
    Posts: 388,190
    Betpoints: 10

    Pass

  8. #8
    The Giant
    The Giant's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-21-12
    Posts: 21,480
    Betpoints: 233

    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    1.3 divided by 300 million is 4.4 mill
    Nomination(s):
    This post was nominated 2 times . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: eidolon, and newguy

  9. #9
    rake922
    rake922's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-23-07
    Posts: 11,692
    Betpoints: 2105

    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    1.3 divided by 300 million is 4.4 mill
    300 mil times 4.4 mil is 1200000000000000

  10. #10
    Seaweed
    Update your status
    Seaweed's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-19-12
    Posts: 26,287
    Betpoints: 6952

    Nevermind i forgot to carry the 1

    Close thread and get back to work

  11. #11
    pavyracer
    MOLON LABE
    pavyracer's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 04-12-07
    Posts: 82,188
    Betpoints: 292

    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    1.3 divided by 300 million is 4.4 mill
    There is a reason you are the village idiot here.

  12. #12
    mynameismud
    mynameismud's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-13-12
    Posts: 5,461
    Betpoints: 8427

    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    1.3 divided by 300 million is 4.4 mill
    What??

  13. #13
    Seaweed
    Update your status
    Seaweed's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-19-12
    Posts: 26,287
    Betpoints: 6952

    I saw it on the internet and didnt double check whether the math was correct

    I knew it sounded too good to be true

  14. #14
    existential
    existential's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 07-21-14
    Posts: 2,963
    Betpoints: 168545


  15. #15
    Seaweed
    Update your status
    Seaweed's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-19-12
    Posts: 26,287
    Betpoints: 6952

    Quote Originally Posted by existential View Post
    Thank you

    Thats what i saw

    I fell for it

    Embarassing
    Nomination(s):
    This post was nominated 2 times . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: a4u2fear, and existential

  16. #16
    daneblazer
    Most Well Rounded POY
    daneblazer's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-14-08
    Posts: 27,837
    Betpoints: 5652



    Math & SBR, like farts in a church

  17. #17
    grease lightnin
    &
    grease lightnin's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-01-12
    Posts: 16,015
    Betpoints: 3185

    Are you really this stupid? Is this for real?

  18. #18
    The Giant
    The Giant's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-21-12
    Posts: 21,480
    Betpoints: 233

    Seaweed, your heart was in the right place and that's all that matters.

    God bless.

  19. #19
    Grits n' Gravy
    Bigdaddyqh diddles kids
    Grits n' Gravy's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-10-10
    Posts: 13,024
    Betpoints: 41120

    Since we are talking in hypotheticals....if your dad wasn't a quick shooter he could have pulled out and busted on your mom's ass and we would be spared your drivel.
    Points Awarded:

    shari91 gave Grits n' Gravy 5 Betpoint(s) for this post.

    lakerboy gave Grits n' Gravy 1 SBR Point(s) for this post.


  20. #20
    Seaweed
    Update your status
    Seaweed's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-19-12
    Posts: 26,287
    Betpoints: 6952

    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Seaweed, your heart was in the right place and that's all that matters.

    God bless.
    Thank you

    I am just trying to help everyone out

    You know Math is not my bread and butter.

    Remember when you tutored me 10 years ago in 2002? It took me so long to add measurements correctly even with your help.

  21. #21
    DwightShrute
    I don't believe you ... please continue
    DwightShrute's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 01-17-09
    Posts: 97,030
    Betpoints: 7892

    everyone would be able to get a medium Starbucks coffee

  22. #22
    The Giant
    The Giant's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-21-12
    Posts: 21,480
    Betpoints: 233

    Quote Originally Posted by existential View Post

    Everyone knows not to trust @livesosa.

    He is probably the same guy that shows up on a blind date pretending to be a French model.

  23. #23
    DwightShrute
    I don't believe you ... please continue
    DwightShrute's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 01-17-09
    Posts: 97,030
    Betpoints: 7892

    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    But no because people are greedy

    Do the right thing and help out
    that math would work if you took Canada instead. Hint hint

  24. #24
    Harry N. Lloyd
    Harry N. Lloyd's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-26-08
    Posts: 4,809
    Betpoints: 12914

    Seaweed, that is an inexcusable display of stupidity. The fact that your mind thought for one second that those numbers were possible. Wow! You should give yourself a 30 day suspension from SBR.......then quit for good!

  25. #25
    Seaweed
    Update your status
    Seaweed's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-19-12
    Posts: 26,287
    Betpoints: 6952

    I'd be happy sitting around the fireplace with all of you enjoying a free starbucks coffee

  26. #26
    mynameismud
    mynameismud's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-13-12
    Posts: 5,461
    Betpoints: 8427

    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    that math would work if you took Canada instead. Hint hint
    U.S. dollar isn't that strong these days. 1 US dollar = 1.4 canadian

  27. #27
    Antibet
    Antibet's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-30-09
    Posts: 1,688
    Betpoints: 1565

    Seaweed, hairy penguin has $4 for you. It's pretty big money in Canada, you'll be rich.

  28. #28
    DwightShrute
    I don't believe you ... please continue
    DwightShrute's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 01-17-09
    Posts: 97,030
    Betpoints: 7892

    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I'd be happy sitting around the fireplace with all of you enjoying a free starbucks coffee

  29. #29
    convick
    convick's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 11-03-11
    Posts: 3,805
    Betpoints: 3623

    Give us a winner pal, leave the math to someone else.

  30. #30
    daneblazer
    Most Well Rounded POY
    daneblazer's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-14-08
    Posts: 27,837
    Betpoints: 5652

    Want a number that'll piss you off, look at the bank bailout then divide it by 300 mil

  31. #31
    d2bets
    d2bets's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 08-10-05
    Posts: 39,773
    Betpoints: 21401

    And if the Texans had scored 1 lousy TD you could have ended poverty in at least one small western state.

  32. #32
    eidolon
    USA
    eidolon's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-02-08
    Posts: 9,531
    Betpoints: 15766


  33. #33
    SBRMAN23
    Be humble sit down
    SBRMAN23's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-07-11
    Posts: 6,901
    Betpoints: 1448

    Another classic and epic thread fail

  34. #34
    reigle9
    Paint my casket black with a big ass #3
    reigle9's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-25-07
    Posts: 17,879
    Betpoints: 1053

    Even if this wasn't already profoundly stupid, the winner might get half of the posted amount if they're lucky.

  35. #35
    Seaweed
    Update your status
    Seaweed's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-19-12
    Posts: 26,287
    Betpoints: 6952

    Quote Originally Posted by convick View Post
    Give us a winner pal, leave the math to someone else.
    Alabama
    Points Awarded:

    convick gave Seaweed 7 SBR Point(s) for this post.


123 Last
Top