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    Exactly TWO years ago, SBR JOHN.......

    Badly buried StealthyBurrito

    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_JOHN View Post
    Stealthy meds, lay with my wife? Really? Weak AND boring. At least when RogueScholar played special ed kid he said he'd like to cut off my head and skull f\*\*k me. If your gonna play like a tard get some better material for f\*\*k sake.
    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Stealthy badly buried here.

    Well done, Johnny

    I have a major fukkin clue
    It also just so happened to be the year that SBR_JOHN pardoned many of the SBR greats like Bateman Patrick, BeantownJim and BEGGED Shari to come back wise choice, friend

    Lastly, it was the year he chose to grant JJGOLD and PACO PRO status out of the goodness of his heart. First and only time this ever happened.

    TWO YEARS AGO was a good year at SBR




    Will there be pardons in 2015? Will SBR_JOHN make an appearance and beg SBR_DAX to come back? Will anyone be granted PRO status?

    So many questions

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    Being a pro will be a challenge this year

    Saving up as we speak

    SBR John is a kingmaker..voted top 5 most powerful men all time in world as far as sportsbetting market

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Being a pro will be a challenge this year

    Saving up as we speak

    SBR John is a kingmaker..voted top 5 most powerful men all time in world as far as sportsbetting market


    Noooo doubt

    JJ, what are the odds that he renews your SBR PRO status for free, like TWO YEARS AGO?

    JJ, will we see SBR_JOHN post in 2016?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post


    Noooo doubt

    JJ, what are the odds that he renews your SBR PRO status for free, like TWO YEARS AGO?

    JJ, will we see SBR_JOHN post in 2016?
    SBR JOHN is a myth. Like yeti and Santa Claus. People have said they have seen him but nobody ever proves it.
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    Hawkeye you've been around awhile

    Remember when John posted as the old buzzsaw across the street, guy was a solid contributor

    I wonder how many life threats he got after Bet Islands, he just hung it up after that

    The whole operation changed

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Hawkeye you've been around awhile

    Remember when John posted as the old buzzsaw across the street, guy was a solid contributor

    I wonder how many life threats he got after Bet Islands, he just hung it up after that

    The whole operation changed
    Yah, he was in here all the time then. Out spending his life work now in some bar on some remote island.

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    He does not exist. I have seen him with my own eyes. The myth, the legend, the man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    He does not exist. I have seen him with my own eyes. The myth, the legend, the man!
    I Believe you.

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    Johnny a great guy. Had drinks and cigars with him in Punta Cana at the Sportsbook.

    I don't remember that one but I give it 3.5 LOLs out of 5
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    whatever happened to beantown jim?

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    He got banned from 5Dimes for complaining

    Then he got banned from Heritage for bitching too much

    Then he get banned from betonline for calling CS twenty six times in one day about a $100 withdrawal

    After that, I'm not sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Johnny a great guy. Had drinks and cigars with him in Punta Cana at the Sportsbook.

    I don't remember that one but I give it 3.5 LOLs out of 5
    Again. U don't remember remembering. Myth.

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    He shows up on MLK day to bet his Nigerian Basketball League afternoon totals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    He shows up on MLK day to bet his Nigerian Basketball League afternoon totals.
    Beantown was one different dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawk 5 View Post
    Again. U don't remember remembering. Myth.


    Anyway, Pardon thread comes late nov/early dec so looks like this year it will not be a holly jolly xmas for some posters in SBR exile.

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    Wow! Don't even remember that thread.

    Just goes to show you, some things never change...

    Stealthy still getting badly buried around here on a regular basis

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Wow! Don't even remember that thread.

    Just goes to show you, some things never change...

    Stealthy still getting badly buried around here on a regular basis
    Isn't there some Central American winter league softball you should be watching?

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    I also got a free membership that year http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...anyone-p5.html

    Merry Christmas Mr. Walker, you've always treated me way better than I deserve!!!

    Lou couldn't contain his enthusiasm, he had to welcome me SIX times!!!!

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    Fukking Lou



    Arch I didnt realize you got called up in that thread

    Well deserved

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    BBD one of the true legends of forumville.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Johnny a great guy. Had drinks and cigars with him in Punta Cana at the Sportsbook.
    ditto

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Badly buried StealthyBurrito





    It also just so happened to be the year that SBR_JOHN pardoned many of the SBR greats like Bateman Patrick, BeantownJim and BEGGED Shari to come back wise choice, friend

    Lastly, it was the year he chose to grant JJGOLD and PACO PRO status out of the goodness of his heart. First and only time this ever happened.

    TWO YEARS AGO was a good year at SBR




    Will there be pardons in 2015? Will SBR_JOHN make an appearance and beg SBR_DAX to come back? Will anyone be granted PRO status?

    So many questions
    What a fukkin beatdown SBRJohn laid on Stealthy that night

    I'm pretty sure this is right around the time Stealthy took a leave from the forum because he was "depressed".

    Suicidal from a forum burial. JESUS!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    What a fukkin beatdown SBRJohn laid on Stealthy that night

    I'm pretty sure this is right around the time Stealthy took a leave from the forum because he was "depressed".

    Suicidal from a forum burial. JESUS!!
    If I recall correctly, I won POTM a few month later. Unlike the cowboys, I don't fold up like a cheap lawn chair at a BigDay BBQ when faced with adversity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    What a fukkin beatdown SBRJohn laid on Stealthy that night

    I'm pretty sure this is right around the time Stealthy took a leave from the forum because he was "depressed".

    Suicidal from a forum burial. JESUS!!
    I'll give you another chance

    You keep missing your mark. Hopefully next time you'll pull enough of that simian knucle draggin intelligence to formulate a comprehensive argument.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    If I recall correctly, I won POTM a few month later. Unlike the cowboys, I don't fold up like a cheap lawn chair at a BigDay BBQ when faced with adversity.
    You gotta do better than this, pal. At 4-10, the Cowboy jokes stopped zinging around 5 weeks ago.

    Now laughing at you being on 24 hr suicide watch at the mental health recovery center over your inability to separate real life from your "online identity", well....that don't ever stop being funny

    I'm just kidding with ya, pal. You're still SUPER RELEVANT here on the board. Don't hammer s fistful of Xanax tonight or anything.

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    [QUOTE=Chi_archie;24998519]I also got a free membership that year http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...anyone-p5.html

    Merry Christmas Mr. Walker, you've always treated me way better than I deserve!!!

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    How important is girth to a woman Archie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    He got banned from 5Dimes for complaining

    Then he got banned from Heritage for bitching too much

    Then he get banned from betonline for calling CS twenty six times in one day about a $100 withdrawal

    After that, I'm not sure

    banned from most books for scamming. It wasn't a big deal to him because he's so barreled in he has no money to bet with. It seems his lovely wife has cut off his allowance.


    has also stiffed several posters on bets

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    I was reading some BigBoyDan conspiracy theories just the other day. Guy was amazing. Inventing bitcoins and bet points and then all you fukkers go stealing his great ideas. The Entitled 7 really drove him down a bad road.

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    SBR_John=Opie1988=QuangX=The Rifleman=Chi_Archie=The Kraken=GauchoJake=Manny=Bateman Patrick

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    Stealthy and Opie two of my favorite posters

    Opie is the UNDEFEATED, UNDISPUTED, Heavyweight Champion of the world with a record of 55 wins, all by KO, and 0 losses, five time former POTM, reigning POTY

    Stealthy is a man who needs no introductions, the only SBR Poster to hold a belt in THREE different weight classes (bantamweight, featherweigt, lightweight,) He comes in a with a record of 61 wins(zero by knockout), 1 loss (SBR_John), he's our current UNDISPUTED lightweight champion of the world, reigning POTM, multiple JJGOLD academy award recipient

    Boys this fight could easily break the Mayweather/Pac-man PPV sales, would likely go for $199.99

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    SBR_John=Opie1988=QuangX=The Rifleman=Chi_Archie=The Kraken=GauchoJake=Manny=Bateman Patrick

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