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    Russian Rocket
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    Coach call me...

    Things are progressing just fine here...but not as fast I wanted to:





    (Sweep watch out for the Northwestern wind...your crack 40 kilo frame is not gonna be able to sustain that shit without a few a bricks in your pockets....Note for Chromebook users: Google image search doesn't work on real pix...wink wink Hoe)



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    What is the url for the russian craigslist?
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    What is the url for the russian craigslist?
    Greezer likely we're not there...yet

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    I like those condos on the hill

    Love the leaves falling

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I like those condos on the hill

    Love the leaves falling
    Peter sorry you don't qualify


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    I belong in Moscow living downtown

    Putin will protect us

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    This clown.

    Dude gets zero pus$y. "Coach call me." Lol loser.

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    That is not what I pictured Moscow's suburbs looking like.


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    Quote Originally Posted by t-wizzle View Post
    This clown.

    Dude gets zero pus$y. "Coach call me." Lol loser.
    you got zero game...post a single pic with a girl on your hand

    you won't..why? because you have no game

    hey dumb fukk...how about you prove all of us wrong


    lets go

    If you post a pic of yourself with a chick...I'll have my chick give you a personal shoutout

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    you got zero game...post a single pic with a girl on your hand

    you won't..why? because you have no game

    hey dumb fukk...how about you prove all of us wrong


    lets go

    If you post a pic of yourself with a chick...I'll have my chick give you a personal shoutout

    Nah I'm good.

    Lol loser.

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    good thing about the russian "craig's list" (known as Uri's List) is the sexual hook up categories even have a special "triple anal" category....

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    Quote Originally Posted by t-wizzle View Post
    Nah I'm good.

    Lol loser.
    Ha...that was too easy...why would you fold so fast?
    Let me help you out with answering this question



    You...little boy... got zero game That's why

    Thanks for stopping by!

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    Twizzle r is a fraud russian pay the ass clients no attention he's a waste of Internet space but he's ours every group has its black sheep well we have a small herd and twizzle is one of its captains

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    Quote Originally Posted by SEAHAWKHARRY View Post
    Twizzle r is a fraud russian pay the ass clients no attention he's a waste of Internet space but he's ours every group has its black sheep well we have a small herd and twizzle is one of its captains
    Harry gets it

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    Quote Originally Posted by SEAHAWKHARRY View Post
    Twizzle r is a fraud russian pay the ass clients no attention he's a waste of Internet space but he's ours every group has its black sheep well we have a small herd and twizzle is one of its captains
    Punctuation please, Harry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Punctuation please, Harry.
    Mo,Mo...go get a sammich

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    Wizzle you need to validate yourself here

    We all have .....

    Lets go give us a youtube video

    If I was in Russia I would be banging 10's weekly

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Wizzle you need to validate yourself here

    We all have .....

    Lets go give us a youtube video

    If I was in Russia I would be banging 10's weekly
    Coach, he won't
    Coach, he forgot what a pu$$y looks like...he turned homo a long time ago

    The pu$$y boy won't ever accept any challenge when it comes to females...cos he's got none

    Simple as that...

    Chicks in his life are nonexistent...just like his fkng capping

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    Russian, what do I have to do to get a personal shoutout from your gal??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Coach, he won't
    Coach, he forgot what a pu$$y looks like...he turned homo a long time ago

    The pu$$y boy won't ever accept any challenge when it comes to females...cos he's got none

    Simple as that...

    Chicks in his life are nonexistent...just like his fkng capping


    Sasha you do realize I have not been laid in over 14 years now..frustrating dry spell but I am dealing with it via a therapist now

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    Love when the russian gets all worked up. So easily rattled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    Sasha you do realize I have not been laid in over 14 years now..frustrating dry spell but I am dealing with it via a therapist now
    Therapist...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Russian, what do I have to do to get a personal shoutout from your gal??
    Probably not a lot...stop butchering animals...and that should do it, I think

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    Quote Originally Posted by t-wizzle View Post
    Love when the russian gets all worked up. So easily rattled.
    a zero game little girl raised her little voice...how funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by SEAHAWKHARRY View Post
    Twizzle is a fraud. Russian pay the ass clown no attention ,he's a waste of Internet space. He's our very own black sheep . Every group has its black sheep ,well we have a small herd and twizzle is one of its captains
    fixed sorta sorry drinking a couple of capt and cokes watching a shit game. Kids downstairs momma getting them to bed after dad.. Me spent two hours dealing with common core math....wtf is that crap....now wifey and I get alone time very soon woohoo.gonna be a good nite

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    RR in the highlife! Good photo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    RR in the highlife! Good photo!
    Learned from the best Money!..I know you're still doing your thing, comrade

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Probably not a lot...stop butchering animals...and that should do it, I think
    Yeh that is one of 11 reasons I do not like the kid

    No need to kill animals..who knows he might take that anger out in the streets too if he has a disagreement with someone

    I know guys like him and I choose not to be around them

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    Rocky...I would really like your girl to give me a shout out.

    I'm way better than Bigday. He's clearly
    over compensating for a small penis. Guy probably has a 12 in lift kit on his truck as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Rocky...I would really like your girl to give me a shout out.

    I'm way better than Bigday. He's clearly
    over compensating for a small penis. Guy probably has a 12 in lift kit on his truck as well.
    Opie come to St. Pete's - we have a wonderful Wi-Fi signal in this neck of the woods, pal

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    How on earth are you wearing shorts! I'd need to wear half the clothes I own if I ever visited Russia!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mase of Base View Post
    How on earth are you wearing shorts! I'd need to wear half the clothes I own if I ever visited Russia!
    Look at the map of Russia- We've got plenty of places that stay hot all throughout the year.

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    Russian Rocket, I thought you went back and forth between Belarus and San Jose, California. Now you say you are in St. Petersburg. Where do you live exactly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by t-wizzle View Post
    Love when the russian gets all worked up. So easily rattled.
    Yep. I like to torture Russians at work sometimes when I'm bored, just for fun. Have no real hate for them, though, because I'm Russian too. Low self esteem + shared identity: that what makes Russians are so vulnerable.

    You should learn from JJgold: see how good he is with Sasha. I bet JJgold is great with kids, that's why I even wanted to marry him some time ago.

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    Russian "I get no buns" Rocket.

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