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    Sbr slots obviously rigged......

    As someone who's thrown away a ton of points in sbr's casino on slots, have to say this was pretty sweet -- tho the machine obviously is rigged, as it didn't give me that fifth star on the top row.....:

    on a serious note, thank you sbr for letting me leave the casino up for once!
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    SBR Casino where Dreams come true!!

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    925 pts on a 2.25 spin.... fifth start hits it's 6,250 pts...... a tenth of Bobby Waves' life savings

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    Not rigged

    We have many winners daily and many feel good stories

    Automan I think you do not know how to play

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Not rigged

    We have many winners daily and many feel good stories

    Automan I think you do not know how to play
    If there is one thing automan knows it is slots

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    Where dreams come true or most certainly where nightmares are realized

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaunovery View Post
    Where dreams come true or most certainly where nightmares are realized
    Never said who they come true for!

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    Donker this is all you need to know

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...asino-sbr.html

    check out the date when I've created that thread...and the date when Jonelyn quietly deleted my my screen shot - just a little housekeeping shall we say

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    I sit behind panel a lot and watch many win

    Yeh every once in a while we might pull a 21 on your 20 it is just a fluke

    Automan do not call us out like this as it could get you in a heep of trouble

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I sit behind panel a lot and watch many win

    Yeh every once in a while we might pull a 21 on your 20 it is just a fluke

    Automan do not call us out like this as it could get you in a heep of trouble
    did you even look at the photo, genius?

    I'm not callin' sbr out, you buffoon..... I hit the damn thing for 925 pts on a 2 pt pull..... (the "rigged" comment was a tongue-in-cheek JOKE, one that apparently soared right over your shiny dome.... a "rigged" casino/slot machine obviously doesn't pay out like my Fruity does!)

    like not kahk-blockin' mclovin', I'm guiding SBR's figurative kahk into a sweet ass pussy!

    I'm the biggest proponent of sbr slots on the site......

    that photo above will probably increase activity on sbr slots by 100 fold

    if anything, I expect a ten to twenty percent cut of the increased pts lost on sbr slots!
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    yah, Fruity is nice, as is Pirate's Revenge and Bounty Hunters....

    but not as nice as Chelsire Cat at L'auberge in lake charles...... still one of my favorite hits: on a $2 pull........

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    Automan are you using any software??

    If you are I can assure you I will get those points back even if I have to come to Houston

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Automan are you using any software??

    If you are I can assure you I will get those points back even if I have to come to Houston
    dammit man, haven't you read any of my 7,186 posts on this site???? if you had, you would know, as the Gospel truth, that "soft" and "Donk" are never used in the same sentence....

    unless, perhaps, that sentence was some babe saying "HOLY SHIT, PAPPI DONK, YOU NEVER GO SOFT!!!!!!"

    P.S., and i shit you not, one fine latina in George West, Texas, once yelled out, to her friend getting nailed by my cousin in the next bedroom over, after I busted my second nut off in her and was still hard as steel, "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!" (Her friend yells out "whaaatttt?") She responds: "HE'S GOT A BIONIC DICK!!!!!! HE WOULD FUK THE WALLS IF THEY LAID DOWN!!!!!"

    No, JJ, nothing "soft" down here in H-town, and certainly no "software" either.... but you are still welcome at my place anytime....

    in fact, you are needed, as that skank Khloe Kardashiho is still alive, and still costing my beloved Rockets win after win after win......

    come take up residence in my guest house and whack her, so I can enjoy the NBA season....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    yah, Fruity is nice, as is Pirate's Revenge and Bounty Hunters....

    but not as nice as Chelsire Cat at L'auberge in lake charles...... still one of my favorite hits: on a $2 pull........

    I like that Kitty Glitter game that you and your wife play...

    love the bonus with all the possible wilds

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    I like that Kitty Glitter game that you and your wife play...

    love the bonus with all the possible wilds
    kitty glitter's best moment is when you "reset" the bonus while in the bonus, those 15 additional spins with all the wild's filled can pump out thousands of bucks on a five to 9 dollar pull......

    never have had it happen, tho my wife has, but was only playing penny machine, not the dollar machine....still won 8-900 on that pull

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    kitty glitter's best moment is when you "reset" the bonus while in the bonus, those 15 additional spins with all the wild's filled can pump out thousands of bucks on a five to 9 dollar pull......

    never have had it happen, tho my wife has, but was only playing penny machine, not the dollar machine....still won 8-900 on that pull
    bonus retriggers are the best especially in that game

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    Automan the vids are good but your making over 100 of them until you hit the big one

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    have to agree with you there; tho still waitin' one. all three KG machines at L'auberge pay, two dollar, one penny

    need to get back over there soon

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Automan the vids are good but your making over 100 of them until you hit the big one
    i generally don't make vids, only did on that one b/c it was a long ordeal..... and then i made that one kitty glitter one just for you

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