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    jjgold
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    1st Time In Vegas I Am Literally Crying

    $3300 down the drain

    hurts....dolphins suck

    You see men if I had an old lady we could go out to steakhouse and crush a steak and ease my pain

    Men control your gambling

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    Harry N. Lloyd
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    Have an omelet. It's not even 10 am.

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    Thought Ive seen vids of you in Vegas before with Landers.

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    tony_come
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    Next game

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    Chi_archie
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    sorry bro

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    manny24
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    turn the page

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    Duckshit
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    He means it's the first time he's CRIED in vegas......cause I've definitely blazed a fat joint with him In VEGAS.

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    Of course I'll marry you, you silly!!!

    This is exactly why we all need someone special in our lives to cry on their shoulders when we lose and to spend money on hookers when we win
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    Shake it off and come back stronger next week.

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    J.J. Poor J.J. Remember it only stings for a minute.Now get back @ it Hoss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rpesi9955 View Post
    Shake it off and come back stronger next week.
    Wtf do you mean next week,there's a full card today with lots of strong plays.

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    stealthyburrito
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    jj give us a late game winner

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    Control the roll

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    $3300 down the drain

    hurts....dolphins suck

    You see men if I had an old lady we could go out to steakhouse and crush a steak and ease my pain

    Men control your gambling
    That's what Brock used to do.

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    Chi_archie
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    Who the fuk takes crappy Miami over the Jets? Oh yeah, JJ does! Get that tip from Opieshit, JJ?

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    The hell is happening to this site?

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    JJ ,

    Been in Vegas all season cashing in. Why you hide from me and keep losing is just silly pal.

    I want to to see you make money so get your shit together and let me know when your ready to make real money.

    Got to run now my chips are at the Baccarrat table.

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    Auto Donk
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    JJ, all is not lost:

    go to the Orleans, find a dollar slot "Kitty Glitter" machine. Put in 300 bucks, play 15 lines at one credit per line (i,e., fifteen bucks a spin), repeat bet, hit bonus within first 20 spins, cash out for up to 4 or 5k, forget all about the dolphins debacle......

    thank me later

    ps... once successful, run across the street to the Palms, do the same f'n thing.... I want half the profits from your palm's hit for the tip......
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 10-04-15 at 12:46 PM.

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    jjgold
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    Autodonk still chasing the slot machines

    Those machines are not there to make people money


    Of course I still have roll and already looking at other key games


    The crying is over

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    get a hooker. gl

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    dammit man, it's not chasing slots, it's you winning a few grand fool-proof style.....

    someone else out in vegas follow my tip, crush the f'n machine, cashout and post a photo of your ticket....

    if jj doesn't want to print money, you do so, then rub salt in his dolphin wounds!!!!!


    jj, youda been better off betting on this dolphin to "score" than the pathetic Miami Dolphins:


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    Quote Originally Posted by ronald View Post
    That's what Brock used to do.
    Listen sis, didn't I ask you nicely to keep your lustful hands off jjgold??? He needs a family, not a one night stand!

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    Cardinals for 7k if u wanna get that 3 pack JJ

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    first time in vegas, u been there many times

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    jjgold
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    Quote Originally Posted by biggie12 View Post
    Cardinals for 7k if u wanna get that 3 pack JJ
    unreal..Biggie always has something


    TTWarrior get out here

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    JJ wise men listen, are u a wise man or Mr.Stoopid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    JJ, all is not lost:

    go to the Orleans, find a dollar slot "Kitty Glitter" machine. Put in 300 bucks, play 15 lines at one credit per line (i,e., fifteen bucks a spin), repeat bet, hit bonus within first 20 spins, cash out for up to 4 or 5k, forget all about the dolphins debacle......

    thank me later

    ps... once successful, run across the street to the Palms, do the same f'n thing.... I want half the profits from your palm's hit for the tip......


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    JJ you're not alone I'm also getting crushed this week stay strong brother

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    jjgold
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    stay strong all

    we will be ok

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    Autumn Fill In JJ

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    mpaschal34
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    Sure it was a phantom bet...

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    jjgold
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    back strong for baseball playoffs

    Its my game

    THanks for all your support

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    WTF coach!

    I'll still follow your orders, but not your example.

    And here's what I think about the Dolphins bet - a bad team in a good spot will still let you down. Look for good teams in good spots when you pull the trigger on real money.

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    Auto Donk
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    back strong for baseball playoffs

    Its my game

    THanks for all your support
    dammit, i thought hockey was you game, Mr. NHL Moderator!

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