We are only 2 weeks into the NFL season, and I my cold streak has gone from bad to ridiculous. It has carried over from my MLB bets and my record is now 1-27 in my last 28 bets. (I lost everything on Detroit Lions).
Where do I go from here? How much can I sell-per-ounce my semen? I have a few pints of blood in my freezer at my house from punching the wall after all my loses; maybe I can get a few bucks for that.
Maybe pick up a second job at Jack-n-the-box and sell drugs through the drive-thru.
What do you guys think?
Any suggestions on what to do next?