1. 08-26-15 11:30 AM #1
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    Please Let Me Explain. .........

    The life of a true degenerate gambler.

    Most days I wake up around 11 o'clock hungover from the night before wondering how I spent so much money at the strip club. I make myself a pot of coffee and watch the morning line on TVG getting ready to wager on horses all day. I take a little peek at the upcoming tournaments on Bovada, not that it matters I haven't placed high in a tournament in months but I get high and play tournaments funny huh?

    Anyways so there I am I got the bovada horse betting screen opened up, and then I start to degenerate a little bit it starts innocently enough with $2 win bets now if you've ever watched TV G before you know that races go out almost every minute so even betting $2 win bets gets spendy.

    Yesterday in true degenerate style I activated a 100% casino games bonus up to 250 I'm still trying to clear that one but I'll most likely lose the entire 500. So basically I just sit and degen out in my living room. Somedays games start around noon and I get some bets down but other days like yesterday they don't start till 6 when I find myself scratching by about 530 waiting for the real action to start.

    Anyways so about 730 last night I'm mosey down to the Spearmint Rhino to meet my buddy all the strippers know me and right when they saw me walk in at 730 on a Tuesday they knew it was about to go down and they were about to get paid I kinda look at them as a little charity you know there these 22 year old girls just trying to pay the rent right maybe one of them's trying to put herself through college I don't discriminate or judge I've even humped a couple of them.

    By about midnight I'm blackout drunk again and then I wake up in my bed at about 11 a.m. the next day and do it all over again maybe one of these days I'll make a video for you guys.
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  2. 08-26-15 11:37 AM #2
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    Bricker nice work

    True gambler!
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  3. 08-26-15 11:40 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Bricker nice work

    True gambler!
    JJ, you just made my decade! Now i can die a happy man
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  4. 08-26-15 11:52 AM #4
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    Bricker how the hell do you pay your bills man?

    I would kill to be able to get up at 11 every day.
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  5. 08-26-15 11:53 AM #5
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    It's like a dream come true....?
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  6. 08-26-15 11:55 AM #6
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    I think little Wayne said it best when he said "i did a lot of shit just to live this here lifestyle "
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    Must be nice
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  8. 08-26-15 11:58 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    I think little Wayne said it best when he said "i did a lot of shit just to live this here lifestyle "
    I think he was quoting Ernest Hemingway actually.
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  9. 08-26-15 12:04 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    I think he was quoting Ernest Hemingway actually.
    no. the sentences were too short. the thoughts not direct enough. this wasn't hemingway's work.
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  10. 08-26-15 12:09 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    no. the sentences were too short. the thoughts not direct enough. this wasn't hemingway's work.
    I think Hemingway was quoting Jesus, actually.

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  11. 08-26-15 12:47 PM #11
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    Later today I'm giving my buddy 2 to 1 odds on a 200 dollar bet that he can't eat a whole order of scorpion wings from a place called Sally's over on the u of M campus. This is going to be the highlight of my week and I'll try to get some pics for you guys but for some reason the site won't ever let me upload my pics they're too big or some s***
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  12. 08-26-15 01:06 PM #12
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    Just confirmed with my buddy in this s*** is definitely going down this afternoon if you are in Minneapolis and want to come see this s*** check in. Updates later
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  13. 08-26-15 01:38 PM #13
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    No work, huh ...
    You have that entrepreneurial spirit with the 420?
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  14. 08-26-15 01:56 PM #14
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    Bricker, how much do those strippers charge to fuk em?

    Lets hear more about this. Did you fuk em at the club or take em home or bang em in your car or what? We need story and details.
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  15. 08-26-15 02:05 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Bricker, how much do those strippers charge to fuk em?

    Lets hear more about this. Did you fuk em at the club or take em home or bang em in your car or what? We need story and details.
    Sometimes a couple of them will post up at a hotel downtown usually can f*** one or two of them for a couple hundred I didn't even know this type of thing was going on until I met this old town car drive who put me on game. He would buy himself one every Sunday morning.

    The thing about the strip club that people don't realize is these chicks pay to go there they're just regular people trying to make a couple bucks you can easily take them home and f*** them especially if you have drugs they all have drug problems. I'm too old for that s*** these days I'll just pay.

    There's a ton of rub and tugs around town too, they only charge 60 bucks for a half hour and the tug is included
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    If it floats flys or penetrates you're better off renting. I learned that firsthand this summer with a boat I bought, everything you've ever heard about boats is the truth they are the biggest money pit anyone has ever invented in the history of man
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    Quote Originally Posted by hugh_jorgan View Post
    No work, huh ...
    You have that entrepreneurial spirit with the 420?
    I work, i been collecting debts out here for JJ.
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  18. 08-26-15 02:52 PM #18
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    Bricker post some pics of strippers
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    This seems like a good thread to be a part of
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  20. 08-26-15 03:12 PM #20
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    Updates?
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  21. 08-26-15 03:22 PM #21
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    we need some vids of the strippers giving you bjs in the champagne room.
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  22. 08-26-15 04:04 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    we need some vids of the strippers giving you bjs in the champagne room.
    You want to see his dick?
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    What is your monthly income?
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  24. 08-26-15 04:14 PM #24
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    Brickjames is a clear version of Seaweed + Autodonk mix.
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  25. 08-26-15 04:37 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Updates?
    I think this guy is BSing me about this wings bet, he says its not worth the stomach pain.

    just lost $20 on the #9 race at Saratoga. Horse was named "rum tum tugger!" lol

    cleared almost 25% of that bonus and am up 150 in that little venture

    about to lose a bell on the athletics.

    as for my picks tonight im taking;

    Padres
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  26. 08-26-15 04:39 PM #26
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    about to get into a sit n go, probably a 50+5
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    just took the 9 horse in the 9th race at indiana downs, 2 mtp
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  28. 08-26-15 05:02 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    You want to see his dick?
    no but obviously you do huh?
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  29. 08-26-15 05:17 PM #29
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    How are you in Vegas (spearmint rhino) and Minneapolis (u of minnesota) at the same time?
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  30. 08-26-15 05:24 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOM_Toretto View Post
    How are you in Vegas (spearmint rhino) and Minneapolis (u of minnesota) at the same time?

    Spearmint rhino DT minneapolis
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  31. 08-26-15 05:25 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOM_Toretto View Post
    How are you in Vegas (spearmint rhino) and Minneapolis (u of minnesota) at the same time?
    just opened this spring
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  32. 08-26-15 05:32 PM #32
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    Bricker I'm gonna be in town the weekend of 10/16. I'm staying at some condo in the Carlyle building. Can I walk to the Rhino?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Later today I'm giving my buddy 2 to 1 odds on a 200 dollar bet that he can't eat a whole order of scorpion wings from a place called Sally's over on the u of M campus. This is going to be the highlight of my week and I'll try to get some pics for you guys but for some reason the site won't ever let me upload my pics they're too big or some s***

    Sallys!!

    Ill be there before the TCU game next Thursday.
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  34. 08-26-15 05:43 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Bricker I'm gonna be in town the weekend of 10/16. I'm staying at some condo in the Carlyle building. Can I walk to the Rhino?

    yes you can! hit me up and ill meet you downtown and give you some free passes to get in.

    The Carlyle is one of the nicest places in town! cheers
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  35. 08-26-15 05:44 PM #35
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    I wish I lived in Minny

    FUK!!!!

    I could hang with Elk and Bricker
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