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    MartinBlank
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    Bills Marshawn Lynch steals 20 bucks from cop's wife

    These pro athletes are awesome.

    Such quality people.

    http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_yl...v=ap&type=lgns

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    he's trash

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    unreal

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    Something missing from this story. As stupid as athletes are, millionaires dont steal 20 bucks from a random person for no reason.

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    Stale------normally I would agree with you on this one-----but then again, I didn't think pro athletes would be as f'in stupid as Gilbert Arenas was and take 4 handguns into his lockerroom in violation of league policy, his own union's collective bargaining agreement, and in the city with the strictest gun laws in the country-------and piss away almost 98 million dollars.

    If an athlete is as dumb as Arenas is------Marshawn Lynch's actions are not that far fetched.
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    i can believe this

    sometimes people's ethics that they developed early do not change when their circumstances do. lynch was probably a thief when he was young and didn't learn enough to know not to do it even when he doesn't have to.

    that's like pro athlete's that don't tip when the obviously could spare to tip and tip well. just a sign of lack of intelligence and/or stubbornness

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    lynch is a tool

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    I can believe it. You can take the negro out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the negro.

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    I saw this story this morning and couldn't understand why he'd grab 20bucks from a ladies hand while waiting to pay a bill? But then again it is lynch...

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    Just got it! Marshawn banged the dudes wife

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    Did Lynch charge her 20 bucks for the pole?

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    This is a thread that liberals would never understand.

    Liberals would jump on an alligator's back to cross a river and go 'It's alright, he's just got a bad reputation.'

    2 days later and 5 miles down stream you'd find a huge pile of alligator shit in the shape of a digested ball of human liberal meat.
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    maybe we should have our guidance councilor chi-archie talk to him about his ethics

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    Lynched by SBRforum.com - accusation does not automatically conviction.


    BUFFALO, N.Y. (AP)—Buffalo Bills running back Marshawn Lynch(notes) reportedly has been accused of stealing $20 from a police officer’s wife.

    The Buffalo News reported Saturday on its Web site that a complaint to police said Lynch took money from the woman last month at a restaurant in Hamburg, N.Y. The woman’s husband, Buffalo Police Sgt. William Crawford, filed the complaint with Hamburg police a day after, but they delayed giving a statement to detectives until Wednesday.


    The incident reportedly occurred Dec. 7.

    Hamburg police declined to comment but confirmed that Crawford made a complaint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MilfDriller View Post
    This is a thread that liberals would never understand. Liberals would jump on an alligator's back to cross a river and go 'It's alright, he's just got a bad reputation.' 2 days later and 5 miles down stream you'd find a huge pile of alligator shit in the shape of a digested ball of human liberal meat.
    Took 11 posts to turn this into a political debate? You neocons are slackin

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    haha no way.

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    yawn

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    Amazing, you would hope he's not that dumb and there's more to this story.

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    Accused murderer O.J. Simpson....

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    Prob an accident.

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    Probably a prank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MilfDriller View Post
    This is a thread that liberals would never understand.

    Liberals would jump on an alligator's back to cross a river and go 'It's alright, he's just got a bad reputation.'

    2 days later and 5 miles down stream you'd find a huge pile of alligator shit in the shape of a digested ball of human liberal meat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck Sims View Post
    I can believe it. You can take the negro out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the negro.
    Clearly no white person would ever do something like that....

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    7-0 Seattle

    Scoring Summary
    1st Quarter SEA - STL
    10:45 Seattle Seahawks SEA TD
    Marshawn Lynch rushed to the left for 18 yard gain (Steven Hauschka made PAT)
    7 - 0

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    Nice random bump

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    Killers are great players
    Who cares what he does
    It's all about winning

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Killers are great players
    Who cares what he does
    It's all about winning
    Interesting theory... And why all these guys with gazillions of dollars find trouble...

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    martin stole more than 50 bucks worth of points

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    why doesn't martinblanks post anymore?

    he's still logging in everyday....


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