[King tut]

"You Will Walk Today”


When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby black Memphis church, I decided to check them out in person and see what it was all about.

I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today.”

I told him I was not paralyzed.

Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord All Mighty, you will walk today.”
Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and Lo and Behold, my fcking car had been stolen....

[grease lightnin]

Good one donker. Had me going