1. 07-22-15 07:31 PM #1
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    1st Date Tonight in 7 Years

    Probably will not be posting after 7 PM for a while.

    She is an Amazon and I met her at a local watering hole in North Vegas… She Lives in one those mobile home parks which are not bad

    Her name is Donna she is 5–11, 190 pounds or so dark hair 51 years old.


    She's coming over to my motel and we're going to order some food but doubt I will get actio

    I think the 14 year streak is safe Of getting laid
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  2. 07-22-15 07:31 PM #2
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    Just give her a BOOYA coach!!!!
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  3. 07-22-15 07:32 PM #3
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    JJ, give her the ol "two in the pink, and one in the stink".
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  4. 07-22-15 07:33 PM #4
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    190? I'm fukking 185, lol wtf...
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  5. 07-22-15 07:33 PM #5
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    jj, is she like a foot taller than you?
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  6. 07-22-15 07:36 PM #6
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    JJ...I know you may not be up on the times....but if she asks you if you would like to be pegged, you might want to say no.
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  7. 07-22-15 07:36 PM #7
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    Sounds like a running back for unlv. Good luck coach, feed her some pbr
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  8. 07-22-15 07:39 PM #8
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    She wouldn't be coming over unless she wanted some..Man up coach, tell her ur a professional poker player and you are not hitting the felt till u win it all!
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  9. 07-22-15 07:40 PM #9
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    Coach scores tonight
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  10. 07-22-15 07:42 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ra77er View Post
    Coach scores tonight
    What about a video of the score ra77er??
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  11. 07-22-15 07:45 PM #11
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    Get it in Coach
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  12. 07-22-15 07:54 PM #12
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    She's now coming at 7:45 PM West Coast time so I have more time to talk about this.

    Now I don't think so I think she's just coming to hang out for a couple hours and going home


    I'm already hard as a rock
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  13. 07-22-15 07:54 PM #13
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    spindle dat ho!!!!!

    or at least get some double jelly pinchers off
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  14. 07-22-15 07:58 PM #14
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    You lucky dog! So, what have you got planned? Rent a movie - pizza - don't tell me you are gonna put a ballgame on?
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  15. 07-22-15 08:00 PM #15
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    Give it a rest JJ you just posted a fukin video in a nice looking home.
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  16. 07-22-15 08:03 PM #16
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    Hey man good luck. Dutch oven that hoe
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  17. 07-22-15 08:08 PM #17
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    put the video camera inside shirt with hole in it crumpled on the floor, cover red light with tape
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  18. 07-22-15 08:11 PM #18
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    ????

    That was a home?
    Thanks man

    Going to play Jethro Tull and Teddy Nugent type music

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    Give it a rest JJ you just posted a fukin video in a nice looking home.
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  19. 07-22-15 08:15 PM #19
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  20. 07-22-15 08:30 PM #20
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    Good one Sanchez with Booya
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  21. 07-22-15 08:31 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Good one Sanchez with Booya
    How is the date going coach?
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  22. 07-22-15 08:33 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Probably will not be posting after 7 PM for a while.

    She is an Amazon and I met her at a local watering hole in North Vegas… She Lives in one those mobile home parks which are not bad

    Her name is Donna she is 5–11, 190 pounds or so dark hair 51 years old.


    She's coming over to my motel and we're going to order some food but doubt I will get actio

    I think the 14 year streak is safe Of getting laid
    picture or it never happened
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  23. 07-22-15 08:34 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by rufflesmuncher View Post
    picture or it never happened
    Better yet, nudes or it never happened
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  24. 07-22-15 08:35 PM #24
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    Fuk professional gambler...tonight you are professional penetrator
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  25. 07-22-15 08:35 PM #25
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    5-11 190??? Wut
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  26. 07-22-15 08:38 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by freeVICK View Post
    5-11 190??? Wut

    More cushin' for the pushin'
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  27. 07-22-15 08:41 PM #27
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    JJ, are you going to post a pic of what she looks like? Don't make a mistake like Zeta did once with that "milf". That was horrible.
    Anyways, looking forward to hear more about your 14 year drought coming to an end.
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  28. 07-22-15 08:44 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    She's now coming at 7:45 PM West Coast time so I have more time to talk about this.

    Now I don't think so I think she's just coming to hang out for a couple hours and going home


    I'm already hard as a rock
    Me too coach.

    Listen, she is going to you HOTEL ROOM for christ sakes. She would not go to your hotel room unless she wants a little bit of rooster action.

    Wash your balls and prepare for fukkin, coach.

    See if you can get her to do a video. It doesn't have to be a sex video or naked video, we just want to see what the big lady looks like.

    Good luck coach. Wear a rubber.

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  29. 07-22-15 08:47 PM #29
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    5' 11" height, 190 pounds weight, BMI:27

    180 cm height, 86 kg, 14 stone weight

    Here's all 5'11, 190 lbs of me. Go ahead and drop me in the matrix if you see fit! ~cass
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    hi, i'd like to submit my photo for your project (great idea, yay for diversity!)
    My name's laura, i'm about 5f11 (180cm) and weigh 185lb (84 kg aprox) cheers, laura
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  30. 07-22-15 08:50 PM #30
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    Cool site i found:

    http://www.mybodygallery.com/

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  31. 07-22-15 08:50 PM #31
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    Primo is with you

    its sonny gray for 2 dimes ~
    hes apparantly very upset over his post allstar break most recent start
    expect casualties

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  32. 07-22-15 08:50 PM #32
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    Coach wanted me to post up for him

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  33. 07-22-15 08:53 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Coach wanted me to post up for him

    Why you post up a pic of the giant Sanchez?? Weeder will not be happy!!
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  34. 07-22-15 08:53 PM #34
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    Sanchez what is she eating??
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  35. 07-22-15 08:55 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Sanchez what is she eating??
    Coach bought her a pizza to calm her down
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