1. 07-23-15 08:20 AM #71
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    Guys, wereing a condom is the exact opposite of gambling. Don't you ever want to play "guess the STD?" Or "whos your daddy?".

    Catching aids is like hitting the powerball. Except in a bad way lol
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  2. 07-23-15 08:22 AM #72
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    This thread quickly produced some predictably disturbing results.
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  3. 07-23-15 09:23 AM #73
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    American women are so fat and unattractive, all you can do is eat burgers and drink bear with them. And when you talk to them, they think you are funny and they start laughing like horses. But you are not trying to be funny: you are just making a conversation with a human being, but American women are not humans - all they are interested is food, money and sex. They are animals.
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  4. 07-23-15 09:27 AM #74
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antibet View Post
    American women are so fat and unattractive, all you can do is eat burgers and drink bear with them. And when you talk to them, they think you are funny and they start laughing like horses. But you are not trying to be funny: you are just making a conversation with a human being, but American women are not humans - all they are interested is food, money and sex. They are animals.
    Sounds about right.

    Where are you from?
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  5. 07-23-15 09:34 AM #75
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    Sounds about right.

    Where are you from?
    I'm from San Francisco.
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  6. 07-23-15 09:52 AM #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    final results

    we had burgers
    beer
    talked

    she left

    MEN THE STREAK IS STILL ALIVE
    Nothing wrong with that.

    Followup scheduled?
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  7. 07-23-15 10:02 AM #77
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    JJ, im so disappointed man. Those 50+ year olds love the D bro. Did you pass the fuk out or what?
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  8. 07-23-15 10:07 AM #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by badgerguy View Post
    JJ, im so disappointed man. Those 50+ year olds love the D bro. Did you pass the fuk out or what?
    she showed no interest..all she did was talk too much about everything a mile a minute
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  9. 07-23-15 10:10 AM #79
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    she showed no interest..all she did was talk too much about everything a mile a minute
    She must have been nervous / excited. Maybe she knows who you are and that she was in the presence of of a living legend.

    You are[ the Kareem Abdul Jabbar of forum-ville and it would be in her best interest tot recognize this. Either way she clearly recognizes that you are big time.
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  10. 07-23-15 10:37 AM #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    final results

    we had burgers
    beer
    talked

    she left

    MEN THE STREAK IS STILL ALIVE
    you told her you were voting Hillary didn't you?
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  11. 07-23-15 10:52 AM #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    she showed no interest..all she did was talk too much about everything a mile a minute
    Fukk... You picked up a tweaker, coach.

    You better make sure she did not rob you. Do you still have your $9k+ wad?
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  12. 07-23-15 10:59 AM #82
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    yes Diggity
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  13. 07-23-15 11:01 AM #83
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    Be careful coach. She was probably just scoping the place out.

    She might show up later tonight or tomorrow with her boyfriend and a gun.

    stay safe.
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  14. 07-23-15 11:07 AM #84
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    JJ is always carrying.

    I feel bad for the boyfriend. If he pulls, JJ will put him down.
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  15. 07-23-15 11:42 AM #85
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    It's cool you chilled with her man. Keep swinging.
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  16. 07-23-15 01:17 PM #86
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    Have you considered tinder by any chance? if you cant get laid off there then theres no hope
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  17. 07-23-15 02:33 PM #87
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    Quote Originally Posted by xKMACKx View Post
    Have you considered tinder by any chance? if you cant get laid off there then theres no hope
    I tried but never even got a reply in 1 month
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  18. 07-23-15 02:46 PM #88
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    JJ you had pussy in your hotel room and couldn't close the deal.
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  19. 07-23-15 02:47 PM #89
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    must have misplaced the roofies
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  20. 07-23-15 02:54 PM #90
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    Never have
    I am a loser


    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    JJ you had pussy in your hotel room and couldn't close the deal.
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  21. 07-23-15 02:58 PM #91
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    JJ, has class he doesn't want just any ol' piece of puntang. He wants some good looking athletic tight piece.
    Way to go JJ dont just settle for anything that comes knocking at your door.
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  22. 07-23-15 03:04 PM #92
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    just kidding about the roofies and duct tape
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  23. 07-23-15 03:11 PM #93
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    Quote Originally Posted by sam9ball View Post
    JJ, has class he doesn't want just any ol' piece of puntang. He wants some good looking athletic tight piece.
    Way to go JJ dont just settle for anything that comes knocking at your door.
    Then why even invite this girl back to his hotel room?
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  24. 07-23-15 03:17 PM #94
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    Shady would've sealed the deal
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  25. 07-23-15 03:18 PM #95
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    He was testing the waters, really wanted to see if he could actually get some fish to bite.
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  26. 07-23-15 04:44 PM #96
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    I'm predicting the streak of not getting laid could go on for another two years
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  27. 07-23-15 04:46 PM #97
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Shady would've sealed the deal
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  28. 07-23-15 05:11 PM #98
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    this whole thread
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  29. 07-23-15 05:59 PM #99
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    I wasn't hard anyway plus she looked about 195
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  30. 07-23-15 06:13 PM #100
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I wasn't hard anyway plus she looked about 195
    Did you ever give a thought of wearing a ski mask?
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  31. 07-23-15 06:28 PM #101
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    190 pounds - 5'-11"

    Sting like a bee move like a butterfly.
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  32. 07-23-15 06:32 PM #102
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    Paver it was an embarassment
    Shame on me

    I failed the board
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  33. 07-23-15 06:34 PM #103
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    Call her

    If you get voicemail instead if a quick hang up you're in
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  34. 07-23-15 06:58 PM #104
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    Fuk her

    I am done dating


    No action so not worth it

    I spent $15
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  35. 07-23-15 06:59 PM #105
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I wasn't hard anyway plus she looked about 195
    Oh so she was 5 pounds to heavy for you?

    I mean you were OK with 190.
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