1. 06-15-15 04:36 PM #1
    sourtwist
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    Two types of sbr pros

    The ones who sign up because they are broke and don't have the money to use cash to play poker or bet on sports

    The ones who bet big money who were indifferent about the cost of becoming pro who don't give a fukk

    You know who you are and which category you fit in. There's no in-between.

    Before you bash the non pro, understand that I already have a comeback to anything you have to say, so tread carefully.
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  2. 06-15-15 04:46 PM #2
    leetreaper
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    mmmkay, so what category are you?
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  3. 06-15-15 04:46 PM #3
    thechaoz
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    Number 2. I play mostly poker on Carbon, ACR, bodog, various gaming sites. I did it mostly for contests. I do enjoy the occasional gift cards too. Why not ya know?

    I'm easily the least degen person on here. Maybe me and Tripd
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  4. 06-15-15 04:48 PM #4
    Booya711
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    My reason twister is to give to a good and needing charity...points are for fun to pass time in the casino and I never get a fukking pizza..
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  5. 06-15-15 04:48 PM #5
    TwoWays
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    Non pros think to become pro u have to enter the draft
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  6. 06-15-15 04:50 PM #6
    jjgold
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    I'm a big time pro
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  7. 06-15-15 04:50 PM #7
    BIGDAY
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    Status thing for me.


    Plus, SBR John forced me. Guy basically said he knew where I lived and didn't want it to get dirty.
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  8. 06-15-15 04:51 PM #8
    TwoWays
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Status thing for me.


    Plus, SBR John forced me. Guy basically said he knew where I lived and didn't want it to get dirty.
    Homo intended?
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  9. 06-15-15 04:54 PM #9
    DiggityDaggityDo
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    I used 1200 betpoints to become pro.
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  10. 06-15-15 04:54 PM #10
    BIGDAY
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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoWays View Post
    Homo intended?
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  11. 06-15-15 05:38 PM #11
    jjgold
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    I did have a help in becoming an SBR pro this year due to struggling
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  12. 06-15-15 05:38 PM #12
    Seaweed
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    I could go pro but its a waste


    Real high ups dont care
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  13. 06-15-15 05:43 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I could go pro but its a waste


    Real high ups dont care
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  14. 06-15-15 05:52 PM #14
    Booya711
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I could go pro but its a waste


    Real high ups dont care
    We don't let you go PRO
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  15. 06-15-15 06:24 PM #15
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    Some big timers not pros yet

    They will be
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  16. 06-15-15 06:28 PM #16
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    I fall under category #1.

    I've had pizza every night of the week for the last three years.

    Thank you, SBR.
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  17. 06-15-15 06:40 PM #17
    Dirty Sanchez
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    This is the kind of Pro I am

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  18. 06-15-15 07:06 PM #18
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    Sanchez excellent !
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  19. 06-15-15 07:08 PM #19
    sourtwist
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    This is the kind of Pro I am

    Hot. She looks good too.
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  20. 06-15-15 07:10 PM #20
    Booya711
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    Quote Originally Posted by sourtwist View Post
    Hot. She looks good too.
    That's Sanchez twister..not the fat guy
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    sourtwist gave Booya711 1 SBR Point(s) for this post.
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  21. 06-15-15 07:11 PM #21
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    what the hell is going on in the background? This seems like a cool party.
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  22. 06-15-15 07:12 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch124 View Post
    what the hell is going on in the background? This seems like a cool party.
    Crazy shit happens at a McDonald's playland
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  23. 06-15-15 07:13 PM #23
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    trivia

    Makes mon and thurs the best days of the week!

    Can't wait to see regis' irish mug congratulate me
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  24. 06-15-15 07:13 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    That's Sanchez twister..not the fat guy
    Boo...I'm bringing her to Vegas
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  25. 06-15-15 07:24 PM #25
    Booya711
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Boo...I'm bringing her to Vegas
    Sweet! I will be there at 8am tomorrow!
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  26. 06-15-15 07:25 PM #26
    TwoWays
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    Non pros mistake the word pros for bros, and therefore think the two are friends
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  27. 06-15-15 07:27 PM #27
    Booya711
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    Two ways and twister are the only 2 non pros that are allowed to hang out with me at no charge....
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  28. 06-15-15 07:56 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Two ways and twister are the only 2 non pros that are allowed to hang out with me at no charge....
    Lmk when you're out my way
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  29. 06-15-15 08:03 PM #29
    downsouth
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    How do you determine which type you are?
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  30. 06-15-15 08:06 PM #30
    Booya711
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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    How do you determine which type you are?
    What's up ATL!! You must be the type to keep all your points...35gs????
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  31. 06-15-15 08:08 PM #31
    Chi_archie
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    two types of posters both in the pro and non-pro category

    1) the ones that take that title seriously and either feel superior because they ARE pros, or allow themselves to feel butt-hurt when someone tries to make them feel inferior for being non-pro

    2) the ones that don't give a penetrate whether they are pro or not....and don't give a penetrate if anyone else is a pro or not, and don't give a penetrate about what anyone says about it
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  32. 06-15-15 08:15 PM #32
    sourtwist
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    I just want you guys to know that I am very jealous of your pro status. If I were a pro, I'd be the broke kind.

    In the meantime, I'll continue betting 200-500 per play, and playing 2-4 plo online with a br of 50 buyins
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  33. 06-15-15 08:20 PM #33
    The Giant
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    Where do you play poker?
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  34. 06-15-15 08:23 PM #34
    gauchojake
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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch124 View Post
    what the hell is going on in the background? This seems like a cool party.
    That would be the Gathering of the Juggalos...Good news is that the 2015 gathering is just around the corner!


    As far as Pro goes, I spent 200 bucks that I was going to spend anyway at a book, got grandfathered in for an extra year when they changed the program, paid 3k points to maintain and got another free year for another program change issue. I ordered pizza tonight for my kid and his friend.
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  35. 06-15-15 08:23 PM #35
    sourtwist
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Where do you play poker?
    My living room, bedroom, outdoor patio, work....
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