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    yydouble
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    Women's Soccer Really Sucks

    Nothing exciting ever happens.

    They just lack the skill and agility to make cool looking plays.

    The uniforms look like they are designed to make you look like a man.

    The commentary is like listening to someone read yesterday's newspaper out loud.

    Thank god for the controversy with Solo and the Ex-USA coach talking smack or it would be completely unwatchable.

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    Feels like watching a game in slow motion.

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    Exactly!

    I posted this before the game, now that the 0-0 result is final, I can rest my case.

    The uni's are so outdated. They should at least be wearing booty shorts by now.

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    its horrible and the men look like shit

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    Are we in the next mens World Cup, or when can we qualify?

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    nobody knows its even on

    bad coverage too

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    Yea, I watched the USA women's 0-0 shitfest and said never again....

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    I guess I'm the only one here that likes it. Seems like it's closer to the men's game than a lot of sports, they all get after it like the men do, but they flop a lot lot less. Jiggling titties for 90 minutes too.

    I noticed too, the corner kicks seem more accurate in the woman's game. Megan Rapinoe's corners never seem to go way over everyone's head or come up way short like you see everywhere in FIFA men's games. Nothing sucks the life out of an already slow game like a shitty corner kick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralphie Halves View Post
    Jiggling titties for 90 minutes to
    .
    Except 95% of the players aren't exactly feminine if you catch my drift.

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    I've always liked aggressive athletic chicks, I don't care who they're into. Not into the really dikey ones, but the rest will do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giants007 View Post
    its horrible and the men look like shit
    when I said "men" I was referring to these "women"

    80%+ of the "girls" are very hard to look at and it makes it almost impossible to watch

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    Ralphie I dont think its anywhere near the speed and agility of the men's game.
    There's no cool jumping headers or bicycle kicks or long runs by forwards and the footwork is not as fancy or clean.
    I've always enjoyed when two players are going full speed running right next to each other, the difference in stride and gait as one pulls away is interesting, like a horse race or the 100 yd Dash.
    The chicks just never get up to full speed it seems.

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    I've always liked athletic chicks too.

    Being healthy is sexy.

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    Soccer is just an awful awful sport to watch

    Like watching paint dry

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    No commercial to watch is only good thing. Easy to sleep thru. If they made them wear tight volleyball shorts their ratings double.

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    stunning body there Hawk

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    How can anyone complain....eazy money.

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    far from easy money betting womens world cup

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    Looked ok from the highlights. ..

    Nhl nba just as boring these days

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    Ahh....
    You've watched soccer "highlights"

    You've watched NBA, NHL "games"

    You sub-consciously made my point.

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    Its on at odd times too..afternoons and most people have no idea where fox network is on cable

    I do not

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    Nudity should be mandatory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Nudity should be mandatory.
    And if tied after regulation, twister for the OT win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch124 View Post
    And if tied after regulation, twister for the OT win.
    I was thinking mudwrestling, but twister is fine, as well.

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    Pitch should be smaller, games should be 80 minutes. Most of the teams at the WC are gassing out after minute 60.
    I know one of the worlds best players. And she wouldn't be able to compete in the lowest leagues on mens level.

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    That's a great idea.

    Rims should be lower in women's hoops too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yydouble View Post
    That's a great idea.

    Rims should be lower in women's hoops too.
    Makes just no sense at all to let them play 90 minutes on a pitch that is as big as the mens. They can't cover it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Nudity should be mandatory.
    Giant watch your comments

    I voided your infraction

    Good luck Cuz

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    Quote Originally Posted by zizoudane10 View Post
    Pitch should be smaller, games should be 80 minutes. Most of the teams at the WC are gassing out after minute 60.
    I know one of the worlds best players. And she wouldn't be able to compete in the lowest leagues on mens level.
    I was thinking the pitch to be smaller when I first saw one of these threads, won't happen though as then you'd have to have ladies games on smaller pitches the world over and that's impossible. Those constant long balls won't have to travel so far!

    No reason women shouldn't be fit enough to play 90 though.

    There's too many teams also, it looks like there's far to many in need of catching up. What are Ecuador, Thailand, Ivory Coast etc even doing in the world cup it's a joke how mismatched they are. There's always a few from Asia/concacaf that have no business being in the mens tournament also but they're usually only out of their depth against the top sides they can hold their own against 30+ ranked teams on occasion.

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    Womens Volleyball is awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mase of Base View Post
    I was thinking the pitch to be smaller when I first saw one of these threads, won't happen though as then you'd have to have ladies games on smaller pitches the world over and that's impossible. Those constant long balls won't have to travel so far!

    No reason women shouldn't be fit enough to play 90 though.

    There's too many teams also, it looks like there's far to many in need of catching up. What are Ecuador, Thailand, Ivory Coast etc even doing in the world cup it's a joke how mismatched they are. There's always a few from Asia/concacaf that have no business being in the mens tournament also but they're usually only out of their depth against the top sides they can hold their own against 30+ ranked teams on occasion.
    It's still pretty new, so this is how you start it up. You're going to have some really bad teams that will be competitive someday as they gain enthusiasm from the younger generations. You can't expect them all to be good right now.

    And here's a quick pic of Alex Morgan for making it this far in the thread.

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    Who does he play for?

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    USA always, Morgan is hot Ralph. Call me and lets do a bbq luncheon.

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    Just because I hang out at the strip club doesn't mean I want to see them play soccer

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