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    Will be going to Denny's for free breakfest, and then to Mandarin for a free lunch buffet. Upon completion, I will entertain the idea of getting a massage from Erotic Massage, as it offers 15% off the door fee. I have never been but I won't let them touch my privates, I only want the body massage and discount.

    At night I will be drinking Amstel Light and posting
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    cashin81
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    this is a lazy story, seaweed.
    Im sure if you read it again, you will realise you can make up better shit than this.

    happy "birthday"

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    Saloon this garbage

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    Happy birthday handsome

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    Saer meet me at Denny's at 7 at Dundas and Islington.

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    Meet me at the Mandarin at Queensway and Kipling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Meet me at the Mandarin at Queensway and Kipling.
    Will be there at noon

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Happy birthday handsome
    Thanks, not bad yourself

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Happy birthday handsome
    Thanks toniest

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    Smokiest you're welcome

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Smokiest you're welcome
    Toniest your handsome too

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    Look who's turning 15 today!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    but I won't let them touch my privates
    Good idea. You don't want Angelito to get accidentally horny and release from his package for free

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    happy birthday !

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    HBD! At least get prices on the rub and tug in case Mo wants to go.

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    Seaweed never announce your birthday

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Saloon this garbage

    Pathetic and the Houston lie exposed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    Look who's turning 15 today!



    Happy birthday u goofy fukker !

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    If only someone gave this to his mother on her birthday...

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    Seaweed stop looking for attention

    Your sad..come to Vegas..watch my shoutout video I have activities planned

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    Quote Originally Posted by swordsandtequila View Post
    If only someone gave this to his mother on her birthday...


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    Happy birthday, Seaweed. This song is for you.


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    Happy birthday seaweed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Will be there at noon
    Which guy are you?

    You could be anyone other than the strange man wearing a cowboy hat and boot.

    That's me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    Pathetic and the Houston lie exposed
    I'm allowed a day of freedom on my birthday.

    That said, do you really believe I would go to a rub and tug?? You need to read inbetween the lines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I'm allowed a day of freedom on my birthday.
    More lies how sad your life is.

    Then again its you have huh

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Which guy are you?

    You could be anyone other than the strange man wearing a cowboy hat and boot.

    That's me.
    I'm the guy downstairs tied to the chair surrounded by 6 Asians who are threatening to chop my toes off

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Which guy are you?

    You could be anyone other than the strange man wearing a cowboy hat and boot.

    That's me.
    You had to know the fraud wasn't showing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    You had to know the fraud wasn't showing
    How can I show when I'm in Houston. Jeez, get with the program bobby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I'm the guy downstairs tied to the chair surrounded by 6 Asians who are threatening to chop my toes off
    Did you tell them it was your birthday?

    I've always heard that's what happens if you don't tip well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    You had to know the fraud wasn't showing
    I heard screams coming from the basement.

    Could have been him.

    I was only there to get one of those famous Chinese coffees.

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    Saer just make a video in mask near a houston landmark

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    Happy bday mayne !

    Hope u have a great day; ur a quality poster =]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Saer just make a video in mask near a houston landmark
    Does Houston have land marks, Smoke?

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    Angelito birthday also

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