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    Seaweed
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    I Ate An Entire Large Pizza from Pizzaville Tonight Out of Frustration

    I bet Kentucky and lost so i ordered pizza with pepperoni, hot peppers, and italian sausage. I ate the entire box of pies. It was hard to breathe after and i was on toilet crapping fire for 35 minutes. Came out and did 10 jumping jacks before collapsing on my mattress on the ground. I woke up a bit ago and now i am going to try and sleep. Got church in morning

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    Not usually a fan of chain pizza but the pizzaville in my neighborhood is run by an Italian guy in his 40's and all his employees are Italian and they make an amazing pie every time.

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    You're on Duke Monday night, right Seaweed?

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    Have you guys ever eaten the other pie? I mean one that's loaded with the toppings, how do you even have time to breath in that shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ra77er View Post
    Have you guys ever eaten the other pie? I mean one that's loaded with the toppings, how do you even have time to breath in that shit
    What??

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    Quote Originally Posted by badgerguy View Post
    You're on Duke Monday night, right Seaweed?
    On Duke, yes.

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    My bad weeds, I was trying some kind of code thing for pussy that hasn't been groomed in a few decades or w/e but the shit obviously came out all wrong



    tryin shit sometimes you get a won't work

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    On Duke, yes.
    MY MAN!!!

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    at this whole thread.

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    I would guess 80% of this thread is one thing and 20% is the other thing. I am truly at a loss, we have got to get those numbers up somehow.

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    Saer did you deep throat the sausages?

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    Good sh1t whatevers work. There's always a tomorrow.

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    Thats really personal and harsh smoke. You need some ice time immediately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Saer did you deep throat the sausages?
    I think he sat on them smokey

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