damn dude, 14 years? What in the penetrate? (heh, no pun intended, well not a lot anyways heh)
...Dude! You act like your worthless or couldn't get any. Come on JJ, i'll (i mean this, ban me if i dont follow through) be in Vegas if your still there for the Mayweather fight, and possibly earlier because i have 2 separate 3-night comps from playing at the casino's every weekend, so i could come anytime. I live on the East coast, if you're out east, same offer!!!
I'll personally bring you a dime, not a junky hooker, that you can take full advantage of all the lost time. I seriously mean that, fkkn 14 years??? Im only 26yrs old, and since the age of 14 i haven't not had sex since TONIGHT in the longest time since i was 14....4 days. Girlfriend is out of town, my other girlfriend ive been keeping under the rug went to rehab, and this third chick Summer is seeing family in penetrating Colorado and my side hook up that's gone 8yrs strong no strings attached (thats what ya call a true guaranteed LOCK) forever since we met, anytime, anywhere a phone call is all. Well, she just moved to Ft laud, FL for a 200k/yr job....and i've been in my head pitying myself all day over the fact i'm left with the option of beating my dick or calling girl #5,6,7 etc, and then my conscience get's to me and think of how shitty it is of me for going as far as i already go and manage to somehow in the world fly under the radar..
So Summer Amanda Jessica and Alaina are all gone. No sex the last four days. Almost went to rape a bitch so i went against my better man inside and metaphorically "chased"...something i knew wasn't right... i called up my ex Angela an hour ago. I'm going over there tomorrow and after the bar we have a nice planned 3-way moneyline bet with her sexy room-mate. I guess you could say the wager is pending, but now in in full tilt
mode, since it looks like i chased a spread and somehow won a parlay.
It's like keeping my bankroll JJ, never would i lay all my chips in one hand.
I spread them out all over the place, and be very conscious of what i'm doing. It's a selfish world and im a selfish young guy. I win, i lose, i always stay in the game, just like you've been metaphorically.
Getting a girl at any given night at a bar in my town has greater odds and stats than i find a ML'er @ -750 with no vig, how in the hell could you be a great capper, and be 0-365x14-0?! with women for over a decade? Quit acting washed up, penetrate your bald head and your age and go penetrating pound a sexy dime college chick, or else i'll bring 3-4 girls and meet you when your in Vegas or wanna take a trip to the casino somewhere and just give me the whisper who you want. I'll put up or shut up on my offer, from me to you!....
Getting pussy and being a good capper like yourself JJ is nearly identical. You have to have balls, confidence, know how to win, and take every chance you see action you're feeling and take it once you can truly convince yourself that you control whatever, whoever you want and take it. You know the difference between capping and girls? If a girl says no, you don't lose anything.
If you win 2 out of 10 bets, you penetrating suck. If you go out to a club and take 10 chances at 10 girls and strike out 8 times, you just ****** two bitches and are pimpin like snoop. It's easy math, now go get some goddamn pussy! /END RANT!