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    jjgold
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    Batting Bad Cold..Watch Out



    Banned 2 guys in NHL forum today
    One kid begging me to comeback


    Tried a line of snow and did nothing but gave me a headache

    Water now
    Yogurt
    Oriole Cookies
    Tea
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    Figs

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    I used to get sick all the time. Now I whenever I get that initial feeling of being sick i chew 4 tablets of airborne. 1600% daily value of vitamin c. I haven't been sick in 2 years.

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    YorkHunt
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    What are oriole cookies?

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    minet123
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    your health does not concern us
    do your job

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    jjgold
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    I wonder if airborne would work now I do like that suggestion very clever

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    Coach...me too

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    opie1988
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    Quote Originally Posted by minet123 View Post

    your health does not concern us
    do your job
    Exactly.

    No one gives a fukk about your cold, clown. Get this bullshit off my board before I have it removed.

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    You are the king Corbin. Assuming that is you.

    Do another line.

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    Nyquil and a big container of Wonton soup. Sleep 8 hrs. Wake up a new man.

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    on to the next one
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    Coach, get laid.

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    Nyquil makes me too tired
    Might have fireball whiskey later

    Girls?? Lol..I could not get laid even if I tried to pay for it

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    El Nino
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    Quit fukking with the NHL Forum!

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    minet123
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Exactly.

    No one gives a fukk about your cold, clown. Get this bullshit off my board before I have it removed.

    Now run over and get us 4 rippers with mustard relish you bald fuk

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    I asked Sherry for day off and she said NO

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    manny24
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    lil' booger sugar usually works thats weird

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    Lou posting under jj handle right now lol

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    Smokey who On for the late games?

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    I find once you're full blown sick it doesn't work as well. It is $8 dollars bottle. I Carry it with me wherever I go. It usually last me a month or 2 cuz I only use it when I start to feel sick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klemopixx View Post
    Nyquil and a big container of Wonton soup. Sleep 8 hrs. Wake up a new man.
    Exactly.

    Atleast somebody with some real advice.

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    jjgold
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    took a shot of fireball whiskey and actually saw fukkin stars

    Headache still..bad cough

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    took a shot of fireball whiskey and actually saw fukkin stars

    Headache still..bad cough
    JJ, drink some goji berry juice and go to a sweat lodge
    Make a video while there, too.
    Good luck.

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    You're in Vegas... go to an asian massage parlor and have an asian chick whack your pecker.

    It won't get rid of the cold, but you will feel better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    Banned 2 guys in NHL forum today
    One kid begging me to comeback


    Tried a line of snow and did nothing but gave me a headache

    Water now
    Yogurt
    Oriole Cookies
    Tea
    Salads
    Figs
    Batting bad cold? What does mean? Are you using a baseball bat for a cold or are you battling a cold? Plz help me understand.

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    Smoke
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Smokey who On for the late games?
    Lou i am on san fran

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    jjgold
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    Thanks Smokey

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    manny24
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    if you banged 2 guys in the hockey forum a cold would be the least of your problems

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