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    Seaweed
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    My girlfriend wants me to quit gambling. What do I do?

    Has anyone suffered from this dilemma? What to do?

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    JohnnyD4916
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    You get rid of her. Did you tell her you were gambling or are you in to deep with your bookie?

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    sneakerhead
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    Who are u fooling?

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    Seaweed
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyD4916 View Post
    You get rid of her. Did you tell her you were gambling or are you in to deep with your bookie?
    No. She simply saw me placing a wager found out. I kept telling her it is only playing with house money. She said it is the same thing at smoking it once you get addicted you can't come back

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    More often than not gambling degens like yourself are incels with no girlfriends. So I really don't know what to say about your nonexistent dilemma.

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    MoMoneyMoVaughn
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    Never ran into this problem.

    They weren't cool with my neglecting them to gamble though

    Thats probably why things didn't work with the last girl...

    That and this place.

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    sneakerhead
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    My grandma saw me gambling too, I'm on the verge of getting kicked out of the basement. Not sure what to do either
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    Its not like she's your wife. Fuuk her

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    get a new hand
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    well first off you dont let a women push you around, be a man and do what any respectable man would do............ you hide it from her

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    Marco do you hide it? How?

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    I haven't faced an ultimatum or anything like that.

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    Tell her you are agent 99 from billy walters syndicate

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    Clearly she's a bit of a gambler herself if she's letting your dick penetrate her, so call her a hypocrite & move on to the next argument
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    Your hand doesnt talk saer

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    lost about 4 relationships to gambling, all depends on where you are in life

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    mainly because I get bored of the chicks quickly, so clearly they arent the right ones for me

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    There's no room for relationships, there's just room to hit it.

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    Plan A)
    Buy her something nice, then tell her you bought it from money you won gambling. Now she's morally corrupted.

    Plan B)
    Get an even worse habit so she will focus on fixing the other thing instead of the gambling.

    Plan C)
    Find something about her you want to change and ride that shit until she taps out during a compromise. I.e. " I'll leave you alone about losing weight and if you won't annoy me about betting." This actually works for alot of things.

    Personally option A is how I won on gambling. Went on a nice vacation after the "big win".

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    I'm gonna assume you're having a losing streak right now and to much pressure is on. Just take a few weeks off and then dive back in with a clear mind. That's the last thing you want is hoe problems while you're gambling, no way that you can have a clear mind.

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    You live your own life. I would never let anyone dictate to me what I should or shouldn't do. She either learns to live with it or tell her to find a guy she can control.

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    If she's rich stop gambling and marry her, if she's poor tell her to go penetrate herself.

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    let me guess...it's manti teo's ex-girlfriend you've hooked up with
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveKerrsJunk View Post
    I haven't faced an ultimatum or anything like that.
    Steve Kerr kinda reminds me of Neil Patrick Harris

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    My girlfriend -
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    let me guess...it's manti teo's ex-girlfriend you've hooked up with

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    Give her another milk bone and tell her to keep the hood on

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    anyone that lets a woman control them is not a real man

    Tell her your gambling or your breaking up with her

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    pics of her or u don't have one and should be suspended from sbr, this means pics with you with an sbr sign
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    New girlfriend. Enjoy what you enjoy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Has anyone suffered from this dilemma? What to do?
    mine says the same thing when i am losing.

    but when i win she encourages it!

    Her :
    hey big bear can you please hit another parlay?

    Me:
    Yeah let me get on SBR and see what the crew likes tonight.. maybe i can put something together but no promises...

    Her:
    Hit a 6 teamer and i'll suck your dikk like i'm mad at it.

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    Too late, dump her now or hide it until you can find a girl you can get hand on.


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    Art Vandelay
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    Simple - Is she hot? That will answer your question.

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    tell "her" you'll wear you're favorite mask while you blow her, that should get "her" to calm down a bit about the whole gambling thing....

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    either that, or "she'll" freak the fck out when she figures out that hidden behind the mask is some sort of apparent "sleestack" type creature with big, glassy lizard eyes......... damn those eyes look fukked up!
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 02-18-15 at 09:30 AM.

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    Lmao...

    You couldn't get a girlfriend if your granny's life were on the line, jeez, just stfu clown...

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