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    Seaweed, last night my friend walked in the room and said 'I think your MSU-5 is good'. My girl said, 'you bet this game?!' I told my girlfriend 'yes, and I'm gonna win, and the winnings are going into an engagement ring fund'. Then all was good.

    She knows I gamble, I don't try to hide it, but I don't tell her that I bet every day of my life or that I've made over 250 bets this season of college bball.

    Don't lie, that makes things worse. But don't bring it up and don't flaunt wins or losses.
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    The average guy is pussy whipped

    They get laid a few times and its all over''Seaweed is pussy whipped

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    Tell her penetrate no... best auto fade on sbr.... you're too valuable to this community

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    If she's worth being with for the long term, try to hide it from her or tell her it's fantasy sports...just don't talk about it.

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    and if that doesn't work; tell her you play with money that you earned and for her to respect that.

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    and if that doesn't work, tell her it's a hobby like football was a hobby for Bo Jackson.

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    There is no dilemma - if over the past year your net on gambling (consider your time at an appropriate hourly rate and subtract that from your number) is negative then quit gambling. Why would you pay for your bookies kids x-box? If your number is positive and she doesn't get it, than she is not worth keeping.

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    Bookies got kids to feed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Bookies got kids to feed.
    sorry, fixed it.

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    Gambling and woman never work if you choose to gamble he basically should live alone and never date

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    Quote Originally Posted by will2survive View Post
    If she's worth being with for the long term, try to hide it from her or tell her it's fantasy sports...just don't talk about it.
    sounds like you're recommending the same process he's already employed with his latent homosexuality..... first hide it, then fantasize about it, then just don't talk about it....

    and wind up here:

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    Using perspective geometry, I have been able to deduce that Weeder is 6'9
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    Is this a serious question? You dump your girlfriend. Remember you can find another girlfriend but you can't find another fun hobby like gambling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Marco do you hide it? How?
    no I got lucky buddy. no problems for me
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    My girlfriend wouldn't go to casino with me last night. I still went. She's a keeper but I went anyways lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Using perspective geometry, I have been able to deduce that Weeder is 6'9
    250
    I'm 6'4 220 with a 16.5 inch neck

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    Seaweed you're a compulsive gambler so you're always going to have issues with women I would think the best way is to be single and every once in a while pay a street hooker

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    220

    Is there a single healthy normal person on this forum that is around 180-190???
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    Quote Originally Posted by leetreaper View Post
    220

    Is there a single healthy normal person on this forum that is around 180-190???
    priceless
    220 is healthy when it's all muscle. 180 is a twig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    220 is healthy when it's all muscle. 180 is a twig.
    lmao, okey pizza boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I'm 6'4 220 with a 16.5 inch neck
    and you still look this fckin' pathetic:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Has anyone suffered from this dilemma? What to do?

    peel your rooster off the sheets and dig the sleepy seeds out of your eyes for starters
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    kill her

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    I agree with her so then he can fukking leave for good

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    She should rent a wood chipper


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    Nobody should ever stop gambling. I haven't gambled since last year, and I'm on a raw food diet since last year and work out at least 3 hours every day.

    My life sucks, and I'm hungry
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