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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    throw in an "adults only" window on the food truck, and. keeping with the "hot dog" theme, sell cakes in the shape of my sausage using a "sized down" mold of it (no one would want much more cake than that)
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    Python attacks man’s penis in terrifying Thai toilet ordeal.

    Published time: 26 May, 2016 15:43Edited time: 27 May, 2016 06:48








    A Thai man is lucky to be in one piece after a massive python slithered through pipes beneath his bathroom floor and bit his penis as he was using the toilet.
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    Atthaporn Boonmakchuay was literally caught with his pants down during the surprise snake attack near Bangkok, which saw him locked in a bloody struggle with the creature.
    The 38-year-old was going about his normal business when the 3-meter long python reportedly emerged from plumbing in his bathroom and snapped its jaws around Boonmakchuay’s private parts.


    Boonmakchuay’s wife witnessed the terrifying snake attack after hearing her husband’s shrieks for help, Khaosod English reports.
    The ordeal ended only when the couple and a helpful neighbor managed to tie a rope around the snake’s neck to better tackle the creature, according to Thairath newspaper.
    “I fought it. I called my wife and she went to get the neighbor. It took about a minute for the neighbor to get here,” Boonmakchuay told local reporters.
    “And all of a sudden, while I was holding it, it began to lose some strength so I used my hand to prise open its mouth. Then the snake released its grip by itself.”



    Despite the bathroom resembling a murder scene, the victim only suffered a 3cm wound and is expected to fully recover.
    “I think he’s lucky. We have to watch for infection. If there’s none and if the wound is healing well he should be able to go home. But if the bite had gone in the urinary tract it would have been a big problem,” Dr Chutima Pinchareon said.
    Meanwhile, the snake has been released back into the wild after it was freed from the toilet bowl.

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    This is what it would look like


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    Daggles we would make a ton of money and get all the chicks too

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Not joking here the one thing I would love is being on the football field and approximately 500 SBR posters in the line and I go up to each one of them shake their hand, nice to meet you and say a few kind words to them
    This was so sincere it was edited...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Daggles we would make a ton of money and get all the chicks too




    I think we can do this by November, Smokey.

    Before Thanksgiving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post




    I think we can do this by November, Smokey.

    Before Thanksgiving.
    We need to go on a massive run daggles. Let's get some cash together. How much you think we need each to start?

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    Smokey, this is my dream!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Not joking here the one thing I would love is being on the football field and approximately 500 SBR posters in the line and I go up to each one of them shake their hand, nice to meet you and say a few kind words to them
    Make it happen. What a scene that would be.

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    Well let's start winning then

    We can do it!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Hell yea!! You already got the merch figured out

    Walking billboards

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Well let's start winning then

    We can do it!!
    I'm fired up now, Smokey!


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    Oh wow

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    Can you guys have a "Booya" dog on the menu?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Can you guys have a "Booya" dog on the menu?
    Booya! Yeah, for sure.

    What will be be? Fully loaded?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Booya! Yeah, for sure.

    What will be be? Fully loaded?
    Boom!!

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    He'll yeas boo. Just tell us what goes on a booya dog

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    A fully loaded booya. Wow that's gonna be an expensive dog

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    A fully loaded booya. Wow that's gonna be an expensive dog
    Only for VIP customers smokey!

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    Tony_come dog?

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    Smokey, we need to get a license to sell beer.

    It would be a crime to sell a Booya! Dog without an ice cold beer to wash it down with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Only for VIP customers smokey!
    Wow that like a $20 dog

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Tony_come dog?
    Of course. But it would be called "The Toniest".What do you want on it?

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    I would like to invest in this venture

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Smokey, we need to get a license to sell beer.

    It would be a crime to sell a Booya! Dog without an ice cold beer to wash it down with.
    Absolutely

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Of course. But it would be called "The Toniest".What do you want on it?
    Chili and cheese

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    So the chilli cheese dog will be The Toniest.

    I like it.

    The JJGold can be on the kids menu. Small bite size dogs. They will be tiny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    So the chilli cheese dog will be The Toniest.

    I like it.

    The JJGold can be on the kids menu. Small bite size dogs. They will be tiny.

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    I would love to bang a stripper and spend the night with her

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I would love to bang a stripper and spend the night with her
    JJ, did you save the video from this thread with this hooker anywhere?

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...ur-leader.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Wow that like a $20 dog
    My dream is to have you and daggles comp me the first Booya! Dog

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    My dream is to have you and daggles comp me the first Booya! Dog
    And a cold coors light

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post

    My dream is to have you and daggles comp me the first Booya! Dog
    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post

    And a cold coors light
    Consider it already done. You have to wear our Hot Diggity Dog's t-shirt and hat though while you eat. Oh and daggles said to bring lots of ass

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