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    jjgold
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    Does anyone know the quickest way to get bank loan approval online?

    My buddy who does not post on forums asked me the question and I do not know the answer so maybe one of you can lead him in the right direction.

    I will print out the responses for him


    Thanks


    Mike

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    GUMMO77
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    Is Seaweed controlling the Gold handle at night now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Is Seaweed controlling the Gold handle at night now?
    It sure looks like it

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    How much he need?

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    Which of the major banks give out personal loans these days? I thought it was just credit unions that gave out the personal loans pretty much

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    jjgold
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    $15,000

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    $15,000
    Have him apply online with his nearest credit union Coach

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    jjgold
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    Thanks

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    What's it for

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    my buddy who does not post on forums asked me the question and i do not know the answer so maybe one of you can lead him in the right direction.

    I will print out the responses for him


    thanks


    mike

    stfu

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    jjgold
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    Bear???

    Watch your mouth man

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Bear???

    Watch your mouth man


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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    Watch your mouth man
    bear u ever been to a glory hole??

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    manny24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    bear u ever been to a glory hole??
    which side?


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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    which side?


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    Carseller Bank & Trust

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    manny24
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    which books he using as references on the application Coach?

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    Contact me... 4pts a day

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    Bank approval for what? A mortgage?

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    Gambling

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    Guy if you a buried stop for a few days, bank loans ARE not the answer. You don't need to post a topic on how "your" buddy needs a loan and fast, that's just non-sense

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    Quickest way is to have a credit score above 800.

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    15 dimes
    just take the 1950 over 10 weeks
    don't miss a week a vig of 450 would add up fast

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    Smoke
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    which side?


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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    which side?

    This is a very good question.

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    Daggle i think we know which side

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Daggle i think we know which side

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    well you would need some assests worth about $60,000 you may be able to get away with some that values the $15,000 but usually banks wana know that they can get there money back no matter what and having something 2-3 times the value is a good start.Your best bet is to sign up for college

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    Sbr should change it's name to "JJ Gold featuring the SBR Forum".

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    According to a commercial on TV, get in your underwear, then get on the computer, and then the banks will fight over who gets to lend you money.

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    just go to your favorite glory hole and suck dikk for cash pal.

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    NASA FCU
    $30k CC and $30k LOC instant decision, no docs needed if you have good credit. The CC is only 2%, so I don't use it much.

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    PM your buddy Landers

    he got 25k from prosper and never paid back a dime

    if a worthless piece of shit like him can obtain and online loan

    should be no problem for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    PM your buddy Landers

    he got 25k from prosper and never paid back a dime

    if a worthless piece of shit like him can obtain and online loan

    should be no problem for you
    sounds like a recipe to get sued by landers.

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