Good God do I hope I'm right. Just laid down an incredibly unnecessary amount of money (for me) on these teams. Colts -3.5, Cowboys -6.5, Cowboys/Detroit Under 48.5, Colts/Bengals Under 48.5, and Colts/Cowboys ML Parlay.
I'm too drunk to make these decisions. I feel like these are square bets, but I don't care. That's the read I got off of these games. Please don't fu*k this up, Luck and Romo. Please win.