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    daneblazer
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    Florida player scores touchdown, shits pants


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    Chi_archie
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    oh sheez

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    Not so sure I want to ask how that would happen?

    Did someone knock the sh#$ right out of him?

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    Power back.

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    Haha, heard many stories similar in nhl

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    Shit happens.

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    Wow thats funny.
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    Shit happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LT Profits View Post
    Shit happens.
    Damn you beat me to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by d2bets View Post
    Damn you beat me to it.
    Brilliant minds...

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    Coach called a draw and told the kid to try and squirt through the crease...

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    Unreal dude posted the kid crapping himself in danes thread this morning http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...t-espn-p4.html but he needs to make another thread about it.


    Poster of the month is getting out of hand nowadays

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    I remember Uta Pippig winning the Boston Marathon women's division with a constrant trail of diarrhea and (menstral) blood running down her legs. If you don't believe me, google it.

    I mean, what is an athlete with flu-like symptoms (i.e. "the runs") supposed to do? Miss the game? I feel bad for the kid that people are laughing at him.

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    Good shit op
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    this guys comment had me rolling

    "Hopefully the coach will be a little more specific in the future when he calls for the runs"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ra77er View Post
    Unreal dude posted the kid crapping himself in danes thread this morning http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...t-espn-p4.html but he needs to make another thread about it.


    Poster of the month is getting out of hand nowadays
    If I ever got poster of the month here id retire. Sign to go so something else.

    This deserves it's own thread, gives new meaning to the Gaturds

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    just texted my friend on the Florida team to ask wtf happened

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    Quote Originally Posted by BriGuy View Post
    I remember Uta Pippig winning the Boston Marathon women's division with a constrant trail of diarrhea and (menstral) blood running down her legs. If you don't believe me, google it.

    I mean, what is an athlete with flu-like symptoms (i.e. "the runs") supposed to do? Miss the game? I feel bad for the kid that people are laughing at him.
    Friend of a friend does some marathons, triathlons, and whatnot. He once said something along the lines of "you aren't a true distance competitor until you've finished a race with shit in your pants"

    I believe it

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    Quote Originally Posted by thefonzo View Post
    Friend of a friend does some marathons, triathlons, and whatnot. He once said something along the lines of "you aren't a true distance competitor until you've finished a race with shit in your pants"

    I believe it

    Yep its it's called hitting the wall, a common occurrence in long distance runners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    If I ever got poster of the month here id retire. Sign to go so something else.

    This deserves it's own thread, gives new meaning to the Gaturds

    I was just joking Daner, carry on with the pooh threads

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    Guy probably has a concussion someone needs to examine him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ra77er View Post
    Unreal dude posted the kid crapping himself in danes thread this morning http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...t-espn-p4.html but he needs to make another thread about it.


    Poster of the month is getting out of hand nowadays
    Not gonna lie, zero chance I open the ECU vs FLorida -7 thread but guaranteed to be opened when title contains shits pants in it.

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    I like where your head is DS

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    Quote Originally Posted by runner5k View Post
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    What I don't understand is how can you sh#$ yourself??? You have to be sick?? Flu bug or something...

    I just don't get why you would cut loose on yourself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    What I don't understand is how can you sh#$ yourself??? You have to be sick?? Flu bug or something...

    I just don't get why you would cut loose on yourself?
    I'm guessing you're exhausted muscles relaxed youre already on a lot of fluids so it kinda just runs out.

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    Ya gotta go, ya gotta go!

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    Quote Originally Posted by runner5k View Post
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    Sad thing is this guy didn't even win....

    He came in turd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
    just texted my friend on the Florida team to ask wtf happened
    my friend confirmed, the man shit his pants

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    Would have been even better if it was the center

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    Has something to do with liquid building up in your stomach and it basically creates the runs

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    crap happens..

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