1. #106
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    So a 5k turbo...guh

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    There's about 8 people who really have a chance

    They know who they are

    You get your Chris Moneymaker fluke about once in 100 times
    totally disagree with you here, as sbr's programming makes it about as random as it can get, setting aside the "pre-picked winner" programming issue for a minute..... (Don't forget the 1/23,000,000 hit coming through when the same two players, in back to back weeks, SOMEHOW JUST HAPPENED TO WIN AND KNOCK OUT THE PRICK, RESPECTIVELY.......... 1/100 is a gimme compared to 1/23,000,000...... which f'n happened on this "not-rigged" poker site....), you can out play people all day on this site only to repeatedly, over and f'n over and f'n over, get sucked out on with the most insane beats....... flop a set, 97 percent fav, lose on river 5/6 times............. so to sum it up, this 5k donkfest isn't gonna be won by skill......

    post your 8 names, I doubt any of em will make the final 2
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    There's about 8 people who really have a chance

    They know who they are

    You get your Chris Moneymaker fluke about once in 100 times

    Would Aggieshawn be in that 8? He was the winner last year.

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    last years results for this final........ hmmm stevie, how many of ur 8 are on here?

    OBVIOUSLY ONE PUSSY ISN'T IN THE TOP TWNTY-FIVE...... WUSSY WAVES....... NO SURPRISE THERE.........

    1aggieshawn$2500 CASH
    2imack$1500 CASH
    3czu81$1000 CASH
    4yisman15,000 betpoints
    5shogunrua12,000 betpoints
    6no1here8,000 betpoints
    7autodonk6,000 betpoints
    8jakepeavy215,000 betpoints
    9moneylinedawg2,500 betpoints
    10garydn1,500 betpoints
    11dtp4,250 poker points
    12BiteMe USADoj4,100 poker points
    13slikec4,000 poker points
    14rickie653,900 poker points
    15vladfan3,800 poker points
    16sinmiedo3,700 poker points
    17eberetta13,500 poker points
    18mpaschal343,400 poker points
    19horja13,200 poker points
    20shane3,000 poker points
    21theballsflop2,850 poker points
    22koldazzice2,700 poker points
    23Arunsh2,650 pker points
    24downsouth2,500 poker points
    25JediMindPicks2,450 poker points

    AND, if yis' fn' 88 doesn't suckout on the river v. my 99, i probably take that bitch down........ tho it did appear aggieshawn was simply programmed to win it.......

    where the fck are you on this board, waves??????????? oh, and i only gave myself credit for 5k on this, add another thousand to my lead over your ass overall in 2014 you pussy........

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    There's about 8 people who really have a chance

    They know who they are

    You get your Chris Moneymaker fluke about once in 100 times
    so jerry yang and jamie gold weren't flukes? that would be a little more than 1 in 100 times then...

    how about you take whatever 10 guys you want and i take the field for a friendly side bet?

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    I thought Gold was good

    I don't gamble pal

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    Any 10 vs the field would be fun. Need to think of the right odds

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    I thought Gold was good

    I don't gamble pal
    gold went from winning $12 million to playing $1/2 nl

    at least he didn't go totally broke and have his assets seized like jerry yang though

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post

    at least he didn't go totally broke and have his assets seized like jerry yang though
    holy crap!

    I actually would make a wager but I'm only rolling with 100+ currently man. It does sound like a good idea for those so inclined.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    holy crap!

    I actually would make a wager but I'm only rolling with 100+ currently man. It does sound like a good idea for those so inclined.
    no worries, if dane or someone else wants to pick 10 for 500 points i'll take the field... full disclosure i owe yisman about 5000 points like usual but i can get more no problem

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    Love that pic of Avril. You can tell she wants my shaft so badly. When your past is the Sum41 guy and your present is the lead of the lamest rock band in the world, you're fair game ring or no ring.

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    If u watched any of the WSOP with GOLD it looked exactly like a predetermined winner here at SBR. One amazing suckout after another. The guy was a chump luckbox.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Love that pic of Avril. You can tell she wants my shaft so badly. When your past is the Sum41 guy and your present is the lead of the lamest rock band in the world, you're fair game ring or no ring.
    Nickelback? Scott Stapp?

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    My bad. Avril is engaged to Chad Kroger, lead guitarist of the worst rock band in the history of the universe.

    Which basically means she swallows Stapps load's as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    My bad. Avril is engaged to Chad Kroger, lead guitarist of the worst rock band in the history of the universe.

    Which basically means she swallows Stapps load's as well.
    kroeger is the lead singer, and they're married but having some troubles... avril is apparently pretty sick right now

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    when do you actually have this tourny when does it start and about how long would it take?

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    tom, 5 pm est turbo prob a few hours
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    I like the field of the remaining 40 vs anyone's top 10..

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    it would be nice if the starting stack was more than 2k...5k would be more appropriate IMO...

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    does SBR care if we do points poker exchanges props betpoints bets in this thread on this subforum? or do we need to move to the points forum for anything like that? I dont want to offer stuff and move points here if they will then put the account on suspension...

    what do you say SBR mods?

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    I'd definitely take the field over anyone's 10.

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    I would think they'd warn you first if there was a a potential issue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    it would be nice if the starting stack was more than 2k...5k would be more appropriate IMO...
    This ^^^^. Given the stakes involved, some depth of play would be nice. As it is, this will be a crapshoot variance fest, and anyone in the field is capable of winning.

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    i sold myself, i feel dirty...
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    oafy has it right, key, to those of you who weren't doom switched all fall and actually get to play, is to chip up early like lolbear did in my satellite...... then pressure your way to the final table by playing big stack poker..... even sbr donks will tighten up with a bit more than 600 pts for first place being on the line...... chip up early and start stealing blinds from wussies like waves once they hit the 150/300 to 200/400 range, and ull run deep..... then just hope your dominant hands hold up at the final table

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    i sold myself, i feel dirty...
    but that rock you got for yourself will bring relief and euphoria once u put in your pipe and smoke it.......

    it's the "cheap prostitution" way!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    i sold myself, i feel dirty...
    the person buying should feel even more dirty lol

    good luck anyway sweep, i think we are the 2 favorites

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    what a whore

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    i sold myself, i feel dirty...
    trytrytry probably has a few johns lined up for you this weekend

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    why does sweep have a 1st place poker badge from 1/7 for 3 points

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    why does sweep have a 1st place poker badge from 1/7 for 3 points
    i have one for 5 pts

    yet i cant even use the 5pts

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    why does sweep have a 1st place poker badge from 1/7 for 3 points
    because there had to be something listed for the prizes in the satellites
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    What a distinguished group of men on that list.

    And konck, too.
    You like men dont you

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    Quote Originally Posted by slikec View Post
    YY i saw lots of things went sideways this qualifications. Also making satellites so early(sarcasm) awesome also. Serioulsy Five daily tournaments Mon-Fri Oct 6 to Jan 2. 10AM, 3PM, 7PM, 9PM, and 11pm ET. The top 40 players in points won advance to the Poker Championship on Sat. January 10 at 5PM ET.

    But fu cking satellites are 9pm ET!!!!!!!!


    999999999999999999999 PPPPPPMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM EEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! Seriously evertyhing else is normal time no lets make satellites only for americans!

    Have fun 1 less to fight with. Lol start 3am my time youll play probably 3 to 4 hours haha epic timing 5Pm ET like final that well ok is a bit late but reasonable but 9PM ET ill rather stop no point.
    Its basically an American site who should they cater to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    Its basically an American site who should they cater to?

    the guy played and qualified....we should put a bounty on him

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