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    Los Angeles Today

    Full of jackoffs with Oregon license plates who drove down, jackoffs from Florida who rented a car (we know who you are) and retarded transplants who wear turtlenecks and scarves like they are going to get frostbite.

    The streets are clearly labeled and are laid out in a grid fashion. Stop putting on your blinker, slowing down, and then speeding up only to turn at the next street. Your penetrating GPS talks to you.

    I know you dickheads who moved here from Schaumberg or Skokie or whereverthefukk feel like you need to wear your winter clothes, but guess what? It's 50. Just stop.

    Love LA but summer and Rose Bowl bring in all the tards.

    Saloon this shit.

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    Was there a lot of smog today as well?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Full of jackoffs with Oregon license plates who drove down, jackoffs from Florida who rented a car (we know who you are) and retarded transplants who wear turtlenecks and scarves like they are going to get frostbite.

    The streets are clearly labeled and are laid out in a grid fashion. Stop putting on your blinker, slowing down, and then speeding up only to turn at the next street. Your penetrating GPS talks to you.

    I know you dickheads who moved here from Schaumberg or Skokie or whereverthefukk feel like you need to wear your winter clothes, but guess what? It's 50. Just stop.

    Love LA but summer and Rose Bowl bring in all the tards.

    Saloon this shit.
    I might be coming for the game jaker and I am bringing all winter clothes with my talking GPS. See you on the road soon pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Was there a lot of smog today as well?
    There's no smog in the city. Valley, yes sometimes. IE and other shitholes get smog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    I might be coming for the game jaker and I am bringing all winter clothes with my talking GPS. See you on the road soon pal
    Booya, take an Uber or the train. You don't want to deal with the traffic at the Rosebowl. Bring your shorts and flip flops. Although they say it might rain so bring a joint. And 1-2 caps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Booya, take an Uber or the train. You don't want to deal with the traffic at the Rosebowl. Bring your shorts and flip flops. Although they say it might rain so bring a joint. And 1-2 caps.
    was just messing around...I worked in LA for three years and was there last year for FSU/Auburn championship game. I am waiting on confirmation for my tix and will fly to LAX and definitely have no car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    was just messing around...I worked in LA for three years and was there last year for FSU/Auburn championship game. I am waiting on confirmation for my tix and will fly to LAX and definitely have no car.
    Oregon license plates on Lincoln got me so fukkin tilted today. I'm settled down now. The sweaters and winter clothing are just stupid though. I'm in flip flops and a t shirt. C'mon people

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    Gaucho they just don't know. They are also nonpros, so what else would u expect

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoWays View Post
    Gaucho they just don't know. They are also nonpros, so what else would u expect
    Agreed

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Booya, take an Uber or the train. You don't want to deal with the traffic at the Rosebowl. Bring your shorts and flip flops. Although they say it might rain so bring a joint. And 1-2 caps.
    A marijuana joint? Psilocybin caps? IE is a dump, but it ain't your place to call it one if you're not from there.

    Sincerely,

    IE transplant living in LA

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    Getting tired of living in La.

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    Quote Originally Posted by laclippers504 View Post
    Getting tired of living in La.
    clipper I live in Santa Monica...I love this place

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    Stay away from the century plaza.. There all staying there with the players and staff.. Unreal..

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    Be safe out there

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    LA is the only place in the States that I haven't been....well, the only place that matters anyway. Not sure why.....kinda weird actually.

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    I got a little fired up driving to the gym. Frankly I pussed out and ran to the internet to complain. D2D you are welcome to visit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrlif1 View Post
    A marijuana joint? Psilocybin caps? IE is a dump, but it ain't your place to call it one if you're not from there.

    Sincerely,

    IE transplant living in LA
    yes and yes

    pm me

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    Dangerous in LA

    Be safe out there

    If you plan to walk around LA, buy a dodgers hat

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Dangerous in LA

    Be safe out there

    If you plan to walk around LA, buy a dodgers hat
    fukk that homie

    wear an angels hat

    blue and red

    but carry a knife

    and a gun

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