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    What did you ask for for Christmas?

    There isn't really anything I want, but family always asks so I just threw some things out there.

    1. Cologne
    2. Coffee (K-cups)
    3. Forks
    4. Beef Jerky
    5. Cheese (preferably Manchego from Spain)

    Guaranteed that I will get none of the above and end up getting shit I will never use.


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    Lol

    Beef Jerky


    Me??

    iPad
    Cologne
    Recliner
    Label maker
    Can opener
    New iPhone
    Gold chain
    Xbox
    New leather pants
    Winter coat
    $50 staples gift certificate
    New set of tools
    TV.. 42 inch
    New belts
    Candy (snickers, jellyfish)
    Omaha Steaks

    Getting fukkin nothing though
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    I said cologne as well Daggles. Burberry Brit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    I said cologne as well Daggles. Burberry Brit.
    I usually get a bottle of that. I'm a big fan.

    I alternate between it and Ralph Lauren Purple Label daily.

    Bitches be all up on my jock wit' it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Lol

    Beef Jerky


    Me??

    iPad
    Cologne
    Recliner
    Label maker
    Can opener
    New iPhone
    Gold chain
    Xbox
    New leather pants
    Winter coat
    $50 staples gift certificate
    New set of tools
    TV.. 42 inch
    New belts
    Candy (snickers, jellyfish)
    Omaha Steaks

    Getting fukkin nothing though
    Hey Michael, you asked for a lot of shit for somebody who hasn't bought christmas presents in years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    I said cologne as well Daggles. Burberry Brit.
    I've never had that cologne El Nino. I wonder if its too late to tell family now. I asked for Cool Water or Curve.

    But I want bitches to be all up on my jock wit' it, so will have to find out if anybody is doing any last minute xmas shopping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    But I want bitches to be all up on my jock wit' it, so will have to find out if anybody is doing any last minute xmas shopping.

    Word.

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    I bet Opie's house loaded with gifts

    Diggity so true

    I dream

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I bet Opie's house loaded with gifts

    Diggity so true

    I dream
    He sent me a picture this morning.

    Opie's wife goes crazy with his kredit cardz.


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    I have noone to ask.

    Thats the brightside of being alone I buy myself christmas presents all year long. For once I wish I had someone I could buy for (not you guys unless you come over and cook a meal).

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    Quote Originally Posted by warbux View Post
    I have noone to ask.

    Thats the brightside of being alone I buy myself christmas presents all year long. For once I wish I had someone I could buy for (not you guys unless you come over and cook a meal).
    War, where do you live?

    Russian Rocket is a good cook.

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    a new cokk ring for Xmas would be nice

    never trusted anyone with gifting me a cologne -always buy it for myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post

    Russian Rocket is a good cook.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    Can opener

    New leather pants
    If you get new leather pants you won't need a new can opener as I am sure some faggola will gladly open your can with those pants on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I've never had that cologne El Nino. I wonder if its too late to tell family now. I asked for Cool Water or Curve.

    But I want bitches to be all up on my jock wit' it, so will have to find out if anybody is doing any last minute xmas shopping.
    I liked Cool Water, but always thought of it as a Junior High/High School cologne. That and Tommy were my first cologne. Def. have to up your cologne game if you want the bitches to be all up on yo jock. Burberry, Kenneth Cole Reaction, Acqua Di Gio should be in every man's arsenal. Opie prob rocks some more musky stuff so when he is sitting in his office surrounded by marble and mahogany, he intimidates everyone who enters.

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    2 big booty bitches.

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    I wish all here great health


    Diggity I bet your right

    The perfect xmas and husband

    Although he fuks every chick he can on the side

    A sex nut

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    He sent me a picture this morning.

    Opie's wife goes crazy with his kredit cardz.

    Looks like that bike is for a 2 or 3 year old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    I liked Cool Water, but always thought of it as a Junior High/High School cologne. That and Tommy were my first cologne. Def. have to up your cologne game if you want the bitches to be all up on yo jock. Burberry, Kenneth Cole Reaction, Acqua Di Gio should be in every man's arsenal. Opie prob rocks some more musky stuff so when he is sitting in his office surrounded by marble and mahogany, he intimidates everyone who enters.
    I have kenneth cole and acqua di gio already.

    The way you feel about cool water is how I feel about Drakkar noir. I just find it funny when a grown man walks by and I get a whiff of drakkar.

    Maybe its time to retire the cool water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I have kenneth cole and acqua di gio already.

    The way you feel about cool water is how I feel about Drakkar noir. I just find it funny when a grown man walks by and I get a whiff of drakkar.

    Maybe its time to retire the cool water.
    Haha yeah, I never wore Drakkar. I remember getting a gift pack one Christmas with a bunch of mini cologne and that was in there. Thought it smelled awful. Maybe I was just ahead of my time rocking Cool Water back in the day. My usual rule is if you see Clothing or Cologne available at Walmart, probably time to retire that brand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I have kenneth cole and acqua di gio already.

    The way you feel about cool water is how I feel about Drakkar noir. I just find it funny when a grown man walks by and I get a whiff of drakkar.

    Maybe its time to retire the cool water.
    Bitches love the smell of testosterone not some pussy flower smell.. Man the Fukk up diggity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Bitches love the smell of testosterone not some pussy flower smell.. Man the Fukk up diggity.
    If by testosterone you mean that funk that My yard workers Juan and Manolo carry with them, no thanks. Gimme the pussy flower smell, homie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    If by testosterone you mean that funk that My yard workers Juan and Manolo carry with them, no thanks. Gimme the pussy flower smell, homie.
    Ah man you would be surprised the amount of pussy Manolo gets.. All the while your right hand grows stronger and stronger, homie.

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    Cant wear cologne I'm allergic so I use scented lotions, maybe thats why I'm single.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    I want everybody to get along
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Bitches love the smell of testosterone not some pussy flower smell.. Man the Fukk up diggity.
    Mayan uses sweat and used astroglide lube for cologne. That's how he gets all the twinks.

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