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    Auto Donk
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    Softiak's Return to H-town brings back the memories, and brings in the betpoints!

    ah yes, a trip down memory lane today as Gary Softiak (nicknamed "soft"iak because he made the whole damn football loving male population "soft" with his coaching style here -- such that pfizer stock rose 29 percent during one season as we needed so much viagra to deal with our city-wide collective softons) roams the sideline, looking as confused as ever as he stares at the same damn centerfold playsheet with little clue regarding what to do........

    knew the texans under was a lock today with ol Softy directing Flaccido and co

    gotta admit, first time they showed Softiak on the sideline, I had a quick twinge of terror that I'd been time-capsuled back three years........
    I used to openly wonder if that damn thing he carries on the sideline was a cover for a centerfold he cut out of Playboy, in an effort to keep himself from being so soft....... guess not....
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 12-21-14 at 03:02 PM.

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