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    jjgold
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    Video: Officially Out Of Vegas .. Got chewed alive

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    terrible advice...

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    Excellent advice

    I lived it man

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    horrible video

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    Professional slot player?

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Professional slot player?

    wrong slot lol

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    Somebody once said "The best throw of the dice is to throw them away."

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    Easy rise
    New location soon

    Not near casinos

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    Fukking puss

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    Lol

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    So move to Vegas but don't gamble cards, SPORTS, slots or drink.

    Yeah ok you flippin' nutter.

    May as well move to Omaha then. WTF are you moving there for otherwise?!

    Very strange.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post

    So move to Vegas but don't gamble cards, SPORTS, slots or drink.

    shari

    you leftout "No Hookers"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    shari

    you leftout "No Hookers"
    Oh yeah, even better.

    He may as well have just paid $20 for a sauna and threw some extra water on it to make it super hot. There's no Vegas with none of the above.

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    cupcake merlot

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post

    cupcake merlot

    that's the FREE stuff -FH- turned him on to... even made a video

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    JJ a quitter. Didn't think we'd see the day

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    Don't be a quitter

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    This is sad..................not the holiday cheer I was hoping for

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    no biggie...coach you'll be back in a few months


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    poor jj
    JJ the bigger you win, the harder it will be when you lose it.
    were all fukked either way

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    Sorry to hear about that. Lot's of people get sucked in by the lights and seemingly easy money. I lived there for years and learned to hate the casinos. I think I bet maybe 50 bux max on craps, slots, whatever the last five or so living there. Hard to stay away from the temptation. You have to be disciplined. Take some time off and come back with a bankroll you don't care about losing. Good luck in your future.

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    I can't help but get two images out of my mind....... the poor s.o.b. standing naked in the alley, and playing f'n casino games without a clue......... as for the first, I couldn't find any video sad enough that would accurately display JJ all alone naked as a dumbfuck in a back alley....... I only hope they were filming you.......

    as for the second, JJ in the casino, well, this immediately came to mind:

    Last edited by Auto Donk; 12-18-14 at 09:50 AM. Reason: JJ Gold: Giving new meaning to the phrase "can't get laid in a whorehouse."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    shari

    you leftout "No Hookers"
    she didn't need to say "no hookers"..... as JJ dropped no seed with hookers...... (he did drop over $2,000 according to him getting swindled by pimps/hookers, etc....)

    How in the fuk is that even possible.... not get laid in vegas...... lol........ the ol saying "he couldn't get laid in a whorehouse" has been taken to a whole new fckn' level........ "He couldn't get laid in a city in which every other fckn' decent bitch you see has turned a fckn' trick at some point."

    Fuk, when I was in Vegas for two weeks, I was propositioned ten times a day by the mobile whore units (chicks that pull up to you on the street in their cars, roll down their windows, and ask if you want your dick sucked or wanna get laid), and if I ever took a break from cards and ventured out of the poker rooms, I was swarmed by scantily clad terrestrial ho units asking if I wanted a date...... I damn near stepped in pussy on the side walk a couple of times...... like dodging f'n rain puddles on a rainy day!

    JJ losing thousands to hookers/pimps and never tossing even one load is a f'n disgrace......... STEP UR GAME UP!!!!!!!!!!
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 12-18-14 at 10:03 AM.

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    LOL

    Fishhead gambles fukkin 24/7

    U should just do what he does

    Fukkin guy never even pays for a meal if he can help it.

    Don't give up, don't ever give up... Like Jimmy V!
    Last edited by shari91; 12-18-14 at 03:40 PM.

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    and lastly, from what I'm hearing in between the lines of JJ's spoken word, about his next effort/adventure, "goin' for broke" or "going for it all" or whatever he said, his next big move........

    I sure as hell hope he's going to The Valley......... yep, that valley, the San Fernando Valley, to give reality porn a shot.......... a remake of that standing naked in the alley scene, but turned into a bad cuckold video, where JJ pathetically spanks his pud while some big black pimp (or two, or three), nail the ho he just paid for, would definitely put JJ in the running for an AVN Award!
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 12-18-14 at 10:17 AM. Reason: ps.... the video clearly shows, in the opening seconds, why the fck you failed at dice......

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    I am a real jerkoff

    Fukked up

    Slots

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    Donk you are one funny dude, I'm laughing out loud like a but reading your 2 last posts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    I am a real jerkoff

    Fukked up

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    Dont quit son... keep banging away

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    I've never seen those mobile hookers.

    Maybe when I go to Vegas I need to get out of the casino and walk the strip more often.

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    Fishhead is buried

    I saw him last week arguing over $5 buffet with waitresses at a dive .

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I've never seen those mobile hookers.

    Maybe when I go to Vegas I need to get out of the casino and walk the strip more often.
    i was staying at trump international one time, walked down to the strip to get some burgers for the wife and I to bring back to our room, and had four of the mobile units (two white women, two black), pull up to me and proposition me........ in a ten minute walk...

    in h-town, they have them over by Treasures on westheimer and near the bars on the Richmond strip.... any time 11 pm-3 am on fri and sat nights, they will literally try to run you off the road to get you to pay em from a romp or some head..........

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    I am normally pretty quiet on forums, but felt compelled to state my "two cents worth" . You and zillions of others have been the reason this place is alive and well. I believe you were killed before you even stepped foot in Vegas. You obviously had no sound strategy for what you were about to take on. Bankroll and sticking to the plan no matter what are a few that come to my mind. Did you take the time to research any of the games you were planning on playing for a living? There is a reason to why professionals are pro's, if there is a situation were they have a distinct advantage they take it, or else wait for the next opportunity. The distractions that Vegas has to offer also don't have a lasting impression on them as well. I think you were in way over your head. Good luck on your future projects.
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    Illuminator great post
    I was not prepared
    Was in awe of hookers
    Slots , casinos

    Hookers knew I was a sucker

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    JJ , moving back east

    or... coming to Cali

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    Sammy verg soon video new location

    It's not Great.. $400 a month rent

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