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    Seaweed
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    How You Know If You're A Sucker:

    1. You Spend Money on Expensive Christmas gifts.

    2. You wear under armour and you're over 30.

    3. You wear a sports team jersey with a name on the back.

    4. You do drugs.

    5. You shop on Boxing Day.

    6. You pee on the side of the toilet to not make noise.

    7. You eat Mcdonalds.

    8. You shop at WalMart

    9. You rollerblade

    10. You have never been out of the country.

    Please add.

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    Russian Rocket
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    11. You look in the mirror and you see this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    11. You look in the mirror and you see this

    Rocket, how did you pull that out and post so quick? I'm impressed.

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    12. You stink the chair

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    Seaweed
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    Now please add to the list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    12. You stink the chair
    What stink?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Rocket, how did you pull that out and post so quick? I'm impressed.
    Big computer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    What stink?
    Poop

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    Suckers don't have butt cheeks

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    You suck cawk for coke.

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    Josiest how big is your butt cheeks?

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    Russian Rocket
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Big computer
    ...big hands...big...well ya know how that goes tony

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    ...big hands...big...well ya know how that goes tony
    Big thumbs

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    The average person is a sucker in life

    I try not to be but sometimes with a girl I could be

    I get teased and give them money and they don't like me

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Big thumbs
    big thumbnails tony...it's all about them thumbnails

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    Big lips its all about them lips

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    11. You look in the mirror and you see this

    This made me laugh so hard guys. Seaweed this was a very SBR move. Never Forget

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    And Wtf weed. 2 of those things apply to me.

    My feelings are hurt you motherfuk.

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    Sorry Mo, those things apply to me too but the truth is the truth

    Adding...

    Buying bottled water

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    Take a look around you.

    If you can't spot the sucker then YOU are the sucker.

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    I do some of those lol

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    #2 Guilty

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    You follow seahags picks and think he actually bets the games using something besides monopoly money.

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    sucker.................if you get married

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    11. You look in the mirror and you see this

    Saer is that you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    1. Being a Leaf fan.

    2. You wear under armour and you're over 30.

    3. You wear a sports team jersey with a name on the back.

    4. You do drugs.

    5. You shop on Boxing Day.

    6. You pee on the side of the toilet to not make noise.

    7. You eat Mcdonalds.

    8. You shop at WalMart

    9. You rollerblade

    10. You have never been out of the country.

    Please add.
    Had to fix

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Saer is that you?
    No.

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    Weeder, what if we only do 5 of those 10 things? We're good?
    Last edited by DiggityDaggityDo; 12-12-14 at 10:06 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Weeder, what if we nay do 5 of those 10 things? We're good?
    You're still a sucker, just to a lesser degreee.

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    13. You wipe your ass while sitting down (like a female).

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    14. paying tax

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    1. You Spend Money on Expensive Christmas gifts.

    2. You wear under armour and you're over 30.

    3. You wear a sports team jersey with a name on the back.

    4. You do drugs.

    5. You shop on Boxing Day.

    6. You pee on the side of the toilet to not make noise.

    7. You eat Mcdonalds.

    8. You shop at WalMart

    9. You rollerblade

    10. You have never been out of the country.

    Please add.

    2,3,4,6,7 and 10 are so spot on.


    Amazing post, sir.


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    Don't get the doing drugs one......Degenerate or fukk up maybe, but sucker?

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    Tailing anyone on this site. Does that count

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    suckers go to expensive restaurants too

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