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    ronald
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    Corbin's daily Vegas routine

    Coach,

    Back when you lived in Jersey you made a post about your daily routine, which I have attached below. Can you make a post outlining your Vegas daily routine? Thanks.

    UNCLE RONNIE
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    "4:30AM -6:00AM Workout

    6:00AM- 6:20AM Shower

    6:30AM- Glue my rug to my forehead

    6:45AM- Eat 2 granola bars, 2 milky ways, 8 oriole cookies, 2 bwls of cereal and maybe a few jellyfish candies and 3 glasses of whole milk.

    7:00AM- Post at RX

    7:30AM- Get into my 74 Plymouth (4 door) no roof and fly to work waiving to the ladies at the bus stop and fukkin praying my rug does not come off.

    8:0AM- Play cards with the brothers for about a half an hour, no raises just $50 antes.

    8:30AM- Work, all business, well sneak some posts in from time to time.

    11:00 Break- small bacon and egg sandwish with potatoe chips and some pretzles and 2 sodas. If any milk duds are around I will eat them too.

    11:00 Work

    12:00PM- Lunch, usually Mcdonalds- 2 fries, 4 cheeseburgers and 3 servings of fried chicken , milk shake and one soda and sometimes a little desert. Post a little

    1:00 Work

    3:00 Break- Usually a small sub, pretzels and some jellyfish (1/2 pound) 1 soda (root beer)

    4:00- Get in my plymouth cruising and looking for chicks, have wirless connection to post on the side of the road.

    5:00 Diner- Usually Pizza and soda with 3 side orders of buffalo wings

    5:30- Posting Zone

    6:00 Looking for moves

    6:30- Calling locals

    7:00 Scouting reports from my people about books in trouble

    7:30 Prime time, ready to go and hit a game hard


    9:00 Posting frenzy, fired up fighting with everyone

    9:30 Call Kenny and we go over the day and behavior of posters


    10:30 Pacing in my residence and waiting for someone to rip me

    11:00 Blast Bay City Roller tapes, dancing and shitt and looking in the mirror at myself.


    12:00 My fukkin rug is stuck to my huge fukkin forehead, get out w-4 and grease my scalp and rug releases

    12:30AM walking around bald and posting and maiing calls


    2:00- answer about 25 ads on thenet trying to get a date

    2:30AM Getting little tired and eat, usually muscles, sandwich, peanut butter on crackers, popcorn, some sodas and of course ice cream about a pint a night.

    2.45 am. check my pecker....taking some seaweed rengle solution to make it grow


    3:30AM Bed.............................

    Good Night Boys

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    Ronald JJ has been a lonely man lately, maybe u could turn him and he could come play on ur team.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Ronald JJ has been a lonely man lately, maybe u could turn him and he could come play on ur team.
    No.

    Just because I am gay, doesn't mean I'm a whore.

    Have never cheated on my partner. Never would.

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    I want to see the updated version.

    The original is shockingly similiar to my life. Consuming about 15,000 calories a day. Except I do not excercise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronald View Post
    No.

    Just because I am gay, doesn't mean I'm a whore.

    Have never cheated on my partner. Never would.
    Well how about one of ur friends?

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    Partner

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    That's a helluva beakfast... oriole cookies are so good.

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    To summarize... Coach is a fat fck and has a butt ugly head. Did I get that right

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    no routine here

    heading out for good next week

    busted

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    Vegas devours another one.
    Where you headed next?

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    later next week will post new location

    SOUTH..CHEAP>>WARM

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    it better b dallas

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    I wish it was Dallas

    I hear Texas is real nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    later next week will post new location

    SOUTH..CHEAP>>WARM
    Enjoy FLORIDA, Coach.

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    Your diet is fukkin horrible coach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I wish it was Dallas

    I hear Texas is real nice
    Opie's got a spare outhouse you can rent...... $750/month.

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    $750 a month is too high for my budget right now

    Possibly Macon

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    $750 a month is too high for my budget right now

    Possibly Macon
    JJ isn't getting to GA. gonna eat into your budget? Why not stay out West? Cheap cities out there too.

    Hell you can rent a 3 fukkin bedroom house for $500 in parts of Colorado.

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    Heading South MO

    I will let you know...too easy to play slots here

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    post at RX ...............

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    going back to santa fe Coach?

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