1. 12-02-14 09:11 AM #1
    Capybara
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    Actual post from jury duty!

    Am I the first ever to post from a jurors' room?

    More importantly, am I gonna see one of you fukks in the next room? :-D
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  2. 12-02-14 09:13 AM #2
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    now this is dedication
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  3. 12-02-14 09:14 AM #3
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  4. 12-02-14 09:18 AM #4
    Capybara
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    now this is dedication


    My degenerate community comes first.
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  5. 12-02-14 09:19 AM #5
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    come on, what's the inside scoop

    did he do it?


    dont leave me hanging cb
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  6. 12-02-14 09:19 AM #6
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    guilty
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  7. 12-02-14 09:22 AM #7
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    capy you need to hold out in an epic stand that will convince the rest of the jurors that there may be reasonable doubt that he didn't do it.
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  8. 12-02-14 09:24 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLangster View Post
    come on, what's the inside scoop

    did he do it?


    dont leave me hanging cb
    Not called in to a trial yet... Just waiting around... Watched a video, it was interesting.

    This is the third time I've served but never sat on a jury. Maybe they shun degens. :-P
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  9. 12-02-14 09:27 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capybara View Post
    Not called in to a trial yet... Just waiting around... Watched a video, it was interesting.

    This is the third time I've served but never sat on a jury. Maybe they shun degens. :-P
    I prefer looking on the bright side of life


    maybe they think you are too sharp to fall for their bullshit
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  10. 12-02-14 09:27 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    capy you need to hold out in an epic stand that will convince the rest of the jurors that there may be reasonable doubt that he didn't do it.
    It's all in the game, Stealthy. I should have dressed like Omar when he testified against Bird.
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  11. 12-02-14 09:33 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    guilty
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  12. 12-02-14 09:52 AM #12
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    I got called in Miami.

    They forced us to watch The Blind Side ------- twice.

    I was the only white person.

    Didn't get picked.
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  13. 12-02-14 10:11 AM #13
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    The worst part of this is that the officer put the TV on for us on ABC. I've been forced to sit through the Steve Harvey show and now The View. I may take my own life. Shoot, that's illegal in this instance, isn't it?
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  14. 12-02-14 10:36 AM #14
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    If he is black he is not guilty.
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  15. 12-02-14 10:39 AM #15
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    Ask the judge for a winner. Judges are usually very calculating people.
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  16. 12-02-14 10:47 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Ask the judge for a winner. Judges are usually very calculating people.
    Ha! The judge is a she; odds thus drop to 0.2% that she could provide a winner. Very nice though.
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  17. 12-02-14 11:49 AM #17
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    Free! I have served my community, gentlemen. Now back to leeching off it.
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  18. 12-02-14 11:57 AM #18
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    congratulations capybara!
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  19. 12-02-14 12:07 PM #19
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    Cool thread pappose
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  20. 12-02-14 12:56 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capybara View Post
    It's all in the game, Stealthy. I should have dressed like Omar when he testified against Bird.
    Indeed
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  21. 12-02-14 01:14 PM #21
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    Were there any hot chicks there?
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  22. 12-02-14 03:08 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capybara View Post
    Ha! The judge is a she; odds thus drop to 0.2% that she could provide a winner. Very nice though.
    True. Most female judges are barren and lesbian...not the hot kind either.
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